Cliff James Diary / Blog
As you may already know many of my dear friends are dominant ladies (Mistresses). Although I am not a submissive person, quite the opposite in fact I still do not go out of my way to annoy them. Well, who does go out of their way to annoy a friend on purpose unless it's in the form of a wind up.
On March 26th I sent a text message to a Mistress, one I consider to be a good friend and for her sake and mine she shall remain nameless, saying that I hoped she would enjoy the Femme Domme Ball that she was so looking forward to attending. It didn't take long for her to text back saying that ''I thought it was in October!'' My Mistress friend checked the date with the organisers and she was right as it is on October the 6th, and I was of course wrong and that I almost gave her a heart attack with my message. Oh boy, foot in mouth time and time for apologies to be made and the suggestion that she should take my mistake out on her slave's backside, with the added information that for the time being I will be keeping my head low and off the radar so to speak.
For those interested in the Femme Domme Ball you can contact Madame Caramel on twitter @LadyCaramelDXB
My pet hate: I do wish quiz masters would say the name of the planet Uranus as we all know it should be said, not mispronounce it. We live in such a nanny wrapped in cotton wool country it beggars belief. When I was at school Uranus was was said correctly. Sure, we all know the smutty schoolboy jokes surrunding the planet's name and it's resembelance to a certain part of the human anatomy, that place where the sun doesn't shine unless your name is Jacke Webster and it tends to shine out of it. All joking aside, why can't television companies and the media accept the correct pronouciation and say it like it should be spoken instead of mispronoucing it for the sake of a few silly people who are offended. After all, we don't blush when we speak of Arsenal FC, that's unless you are an embarrassed gooner, and we don't mispronounce Arsene Wenger because his name sounds like the part of the body where the sun shines out of Jackie Webster. Some people need to get a grip on life and grow up.
IN NEED OF A SPANKING!
As the first month of the year comes to an end I thought I'd nominate a couple of teasing glamour models who in my opinion are in need of a well deserved bare bottom spanking. The ladies in question are Melanie Walsh and Carla Brown. Wouldn't you just love to have them wriggling across your knees while you get to the task in hand with a nice and heavy wooden paddle.
NOT JUST FEM DOM
Recently I've had quite a few messages asking if I've become submissive as there is much Fem Dom material on my website, well I can tell you that I havent. Of course, I cannot deny that there is much Fem Dom material on my website and this is due to the fact that I know and have many dominant female friends. I cannot deny that the way that these ladies look is something that I appreciate as they always look elegant and classy, something that doesn't betray their lifestyle of torturing and beating their subs and slaves. To make amends for the Fem Dom material here's a nice post of some female / female spanking from my friends at Strict English CP - Judicial Punishment by the Prison Governess.
|Miss Akroyd has been summoned into the Governorís office for flirting with prison inmates, giving them porn and unsafe advice on conduct in the outside world once rehabilitated. Miss Akroyd refuses to accept her behaviour is out of order and quickly gets herself into a heated argument. The Governer has heard enough and asks Miss Akroyd to bend over the desk for her punishment. On go the leather gloves for one hundred strokes of the Governorís hand. Miss Akroyd begins to count, but is soon in hot water when she can't stop her mouth from running away with her. The Governor enjoys humouring Miss Akroyd by not rising to her jibes and carries on. With Miss Akroydís French knickers pulled down the slap of leather upon her flesh is starting to smart! The next penalty is 20 strokes of the martinet and Akroyd is instructed to bend over the office chair. Suddenly the situation is not so funny anymore! Akroyd is reminded that she isnít in a position to be complaining and asks her to remove her skirt completely. The next is by far the worst.... the brown leather Prison strap!|
Yesterday my wife was shopping at tle local market and without realising left her iPhone 8 on a stall. It wasn't until we decided to go up to bed that she realised she hadn't seen it all day. After checking round the house and looking in the car it was nowhere to be seen so she decided to call it. By this time I was fearing the worst and logged into apple's Find My Phone with her apple ID. Her iPad showed it was where it should be, at our house but her iPhone was in a location some ten miles away. A few moments later our landline rang, it was a market trader who had found the phone left on her stall and had called our landline number when she saw it on my wife's iPhone and asked her to come and collect it. Even though it was almost 10 PM we drove the ten miles and collected it from an Asian lady. Thankfully there are still honest people in the world as the story could have had an unhappy ending and not the joyous one as the phone cost almost a grand. So big thanks to the honest Asian couple who took us, strangers, into their home, made us welsome and offered us tea and coffee and reunited my wife with her phone.
A SPANKING FOR MISS AMEILIA RUTHERFORD
Poor Miss Rutherford has her work cut out with this feisty one! The science lesson is all about reproduction in mammals. Amanda thinks such talk is dirty and that the lesson plan states reproduction is not on the syllabus. Miss Rutherford goes to the office to check. Oh dear! It seems Amanda is correct for once! Amanda just LOVES a spot of blackmail and says that if she can spank Miss Rutherford then she won't tell the Head. Miss Rutherford reluctantly agrees and bends over Amandaís desk while Amanda hand spanks her, relishing the power play. Amanda then lifts up Miss Rutherfordís skirt to reveal her rather provocative sheer panties and stockings. Amanda removes her plimsoll and uses it to beat Miss Rutherford hard. Her bottom is growing redder by the stroke! Afterwards, Amanda leads Miss Rutherford into the Headís office to give her the cane. The strokes are scary! Amanda doesnít seem to give a damn about where sheís swinging that cane. Itís pretty obvious sheís not done this type of thing before as she whacks the rod against the backs of Miss Rutherfordís thighs!
MISTRESS SIDONIA'S CROSS-DRESSING SCHOOL
If you're a male who likes nothing better than dressing up as a woman, being feminized and being punished by a strict no nonsense woman, my friends at The English Mansion have just produced a photoset of just that, featuring beautiful Mistress Sidonia. So if that's what rocks your boat go take a look at how Mistress Sidiona punishes a cross-dressing sissy with a bare bottom OTK spanking and caning.
IT'S RAINING, IT'S POURING
I've come to the conclusion that it's never going to stop raining in North West London. Everyday is the same, you get up, take a peek out of the bedroom window and gaze at the hazy mist of water that is cascading down. I suppose we should be thankful that we are getting water as there are so many countries suffering droughts making life for the people unbearable but, please God, send a little sunshine to us so that I can get on and do what needs to be done in my garden.
For all you submissive males out there who like having your bottom bared and spanked by a strict lady, I'm sure you would like to start your day with a good hard long OTK spanking from Miss Zoe, and if that's not possible at least you can take a look at her new pictures and dream about what it would be like to have her take down your trousers and pants, have you bend across her lap and image her hand slapping against your bare buttocks.
CREEPY SMELLY ARABS
Today I was on the bus travelling home from london Victoria station happy as a sand boy. The bus was virtually empty and I was sat on the top deck on the front seat, my bag next to me chilling with my headphones on and lisinging to H.I.M. Then a long haired smelly arab guy nudges me, indicatiting that he wants to sit down. I turned round and saw that the entire top deck was empty apart from him and me. Reluctantly I picked my bag up from the seat and shuffled over to that I was sat by the window so he could sit down. My hopes of him getting off soon was unrewarded as the smelly git, and boy did he hum, stayed on the bus until he reached his stop which just happened to be the same as mine. I just don't get it! Had it been an attractive blonde or redhead of the opposite sex I would have taken the request to sit next to me as a huge compliment and would have felt like a dog with two dicks, but with this smelly Arab next to me I felt like a dog with his tail between his legs. If you're reading this you smelly unwashed long haired rastaplatted git, do yourself a favour and invest in a bar of soap and a can of deodorant!
For the record, I don't have issues with any race or rastaplatted people so long as they don't stink like stale unwashed cumfilled underpants and sit next to me when the bus is empty.
On a brighter note. I only photographed the gorgeous Lynda Leigh once, and that was many years ago at a Private shop where she was making an appearance but I wished I'd had the chance to do some proper shoots with her, just like in the pictures below.
Today I was listening to some music from the sixties, the time when I attended school, the songs I used to have running through my head as I walked to school, to Latton Bush Comprehensive where young boys suffered at the hands of the brutal PE master Mr. Clarke. One of these was ''The Fire Brigade'' by The Move that contains the lines:
To the girl who's next to me in school
If I put my hand upon her leg
She hit me with a rule
Happy fun-filled childhood days, though these days if I put my hand upon her leg you'd get more than your hand hit with a rule you'd probably be arrested, taken away by Old Bill and put on the sex offenders register for the rest of your life , ensuring that your adult life would be one of unemployment. Happy days!
A CRACKING START TO THE YEAR, IF YOU'RE A SLAVE THAT IS.
My friends at Femme Fatale Films have started the New Year in a cracking way, that's swishy rattan being cracked across a poor slave's bare buttocks by the ravishing Goddess Heather Divine and and Lady Victoria Valente who not only cane their slave's bare arse mercilessly they have the poor bugger locked down with no means of escape.
ANOTHER SPANKING GOOD YEAR
It's the beginning of another year and what better way to start it that with a good old-fashioned over the knee spanking just like Steve is giving the lovely Samantha with the back of her own hairbrush across her pert round buttocks.
The big day is almost here, December the 25th, Christmas Day, the day everyone has been waiting for. Not only is this day the birthday of Jesus Christ it is also mine, another year older with my birth year becoming further down the long scroll of years on online web forms. Christmas was such a special day when I was a child and like my children now tell me, it seemed like an eternity from one Christmas to the next but now they seem like it was only last week. This is a sad Christmas for my family and I as we are still coming to terms with the passing of my mother. Although she had a good innings, living to the ripe old age of ninety-three it doesn't make her loss any easier to bear. Nothing is forever, the world keeps turning and life goes on and with the knowledge that one day it will be our turn to leave this mortal world for the next.
On a brighter note I wish all of my friends a very Merry Christmas and to my dominant lady friends who don't need to be named as they aknow who they are Season's Beatings and may they indulge in such on some poor submissive male or female's bare arse, add a stripe or two from me. Aren't I the generous one.
A RED CHRISTMAS
Being involved in the adult industry has given me the opportunity to meet many beautiful ladies both online and in the real world. It's been a few years since I met Red, my doesn't time fly, and this redheaded woman is just as beautiful in reality as she is in her pictures. Since our brief encounter Red and I have remained online friends and have corresponded many times. You know who are true friends and not just online make believe friends when you get a message offering condolences when it wouldn't have been noticed if nothing had been said. Friends like Red I cherish, not just for their beauty as beauty is in the eye of the beholder though there is no doubt that she, Red, is one of the most beautiful women on the planet.
THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MISTRESSES
I've always said that the most beautiful women are sadly dominant so as the year comes to an end I thought I'd post pictures of the ones that I find most attractive. I'm sure there will be many who disagree with me and that is their perogative as everyone has different tastes. My choices are in no particular order as in my opinion they are all as attractive as each other.
A very bewitching and very attractive Mistress is Mistress Serena, another beauty captured by my friends at Femme Fatale Films
MISTRESS ELEISE DE LACY
If William Shakespear was alive today he could have been accused of writing his 18th sonnet in praise of this beautiful woman.
Shall I compare thee to a summerís day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate. Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May, And summerís lease hath all too short a date. Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines, And often is his gold complexion dimmed; And every fair from fair sometime declines, By chance, or natureís changing course, untrimmed; But thy eternal summer shall not fade, Nor lose possession of that fair thou owíst, Nor shall death brag thou wandírest in his shade, When in eternal lines to Time thou growíst. So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.
William Shakespeare, 1564 - 1616
LIFE AFTER DEATH
Since collecting my mother's jewellery from the undertakers I've been wearing her gold crucifix on a gold chain that also has two small pendants and one of her rings hanging on it. Tonight after taking a shower I heard something fall to the floor. I checked what I was wearing round my neck, my gothic crucifix was still there and so was my mother's gold chain with her ring and two small pendants. The chain wasn't broken so I thought no more of it. When I checked under the bedroom's chest of drawers to be on the safe side I came across mum's crucifix, the one I had been wearing. The loop on the crucifix was intact as was the gold chain that it had been hanging on yet it had come off and fallen to the floor. I know it sounds impossible but it happened. I now know there is an after life and that mum is with me.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TERESA MAY
Today is my BFFs Teresa May's birthday, not only is it her birthday but it's a very special one too. A gentleman never asks a lady her age and I'm not going to be a cad and spill the beans here. Happy Birthday Teresa. Roll on the big celebration party where we will all be having a good old knees up!
Life is manic at the minute, there's so much to do and so little time. A date has been set for my mother's funeral though there's still lots of arrangements to be made and much to be done. On top of that business has to carry on as normal and as we're in the run up to Christmas business is booming and although that is good news it's also very time consuming which leaves hardly any time for relaxing though I do ensure I settle down with a glass of whisky each evening before I retire to bed. Life goes on even in times of sadness and nothing will stop that unless North Korea and the United States of America esculate their differences in to a nuclear war then we wont be spanking backsides or having them spanked we'll be kissing them goodbye but before that happens let's have some naughtiness to cheer us up and take a look at some dominante ladies including Mistress Eleise De Lacy, Mistress Sidonia Von Bork, Goddess Heather Divine, Mistress Serena and many more who enjoy nothing more than giving a poor excuse of a male a striped and sore bottom.
R. I. P MOTHER OF MINE
R. I. P mum, now you are back in the arms of dad, Jim after so many years of being separated and alone.
MISTRESS ELEISE DE LACY
I've always maintained that the most attractive women are the dominant ones, and by that I mean the truly dominant ones who dominate not for the money but for the love of controlling men and inflicting pain and Mistress Eleise De Lacy certainly is one of them. Being a slave of this beautiful Mistress, that's if you're lucky enough to be permitted to serve her is no easy task which is why she has her slaves sign a slave contact which absolves her from any pain, suffering or injury she may cause due to her harsh treatment.
The Chain has finally been broken
CHRISTMAS WITHOUT YOU
It was difficult to choose the title of this addition to my blog, should I call it Christmas Without You or Lonely This Christmas but as the latter is something personal between my wife and I so I decided upon Christmas Without You as that is what it may well be, Christmas without my mother. It's extremely difficult to sit and watch the person who brought you up slowly slip away from you and to feel so helpless. My mother is ninety-three and is currently in a residential nursing home with the NHS funding her end of life care, meaning that she will be kept as comfortable as possible but will not be treated for any illness or infection. This is he woman who fed me, clothed me, went without for me, would give her life for me if the need arose. The woman who comforted me when I was ill, taught me how to wipe my bottom, tie my shoe laces and taught me how to read and write and do arithmetic well before I started school. It's heartbreaking to sit at her bedside and gasp for breath and looking the way she does which is like a living corpse when she was such an attractive women. On the opposite side of the room to where I sit are photographs of her and my father when they were young and in their late teens that are placed upon a window sill. My father handsome and proud with wavy jet black hair in his Naval Uniform sat next to my mother in all her glamorous finery, she has always been a glamorous women and always took great pride in her appearance. What a good-looking couple they made. It's times like this that you realise that nothing, especially life, is forever. As much as I don't want my mother to pass away, I don't want to watch her suffer which leaves me in a quandary for I know that her health is not going to improve, so what do I wish for? Christmas Day is also my birthday and I fear that this is the day that she will pass away, on the day that I had my bare bottom slapped and yelled loudly after filling my lungs with my first gulp of air.
Happy Christmas - Life is over
AN UNLIKELY AND UNEXPECTED TALE
Many years ago when I was a lad my dad and I used to watch The Likely Lads together on our tiny black and white television, in fact it was one of our favourite programs. When I heard the news that Rodney Bewes who played the part of Bob Ferris had passed away I was saddened as another contibutor to my happy childhood memories had gone. Reading the news article I was even more dismayed to learn that Rodney Bewes and James Bolam who played Terry hadn't spoken to each other since 2010 due to James Bolam refusing to allow repeats of The Likely Lads to be shown. Knowing this has broken the illusion I had of the two of them being buddies both on and off screen. Of course, I realise that both Rodney Bewes and James Bolam were proficient actors playing character parts and that unlike Coronation Street and East Enders which of course is real, The Likely Lads was just another television program made to entertain us on the cold dark winter nights, but that doesn't help the way that I feel. I have the DVD set of The LIkely Lads but I doubt I will watch it again knowing what I know. You may think I'm bitter and twisted but now I'm glad that the bus sailed past Terry at the bus stop at the being of each episode leaving him annoyed and frustrated. Seems he truly was a born loser.
Huge congratulations to my dear friend Ms Josie Harrison Marks who has just become engaged. It's about time someone made an honest woman of her and the man who is going to do that (the fool) is a really nice character and she couldn't have done better. I just have to wonder if their wedding night will be along the lines of Janus 16 or Mistress Sidonia of The English Mansion.
All is fair in love amd war they say and I guess the same goes for busines but that also depends on who you are and your morality. A while ago my partner and I began expanding from selling not just preloved magazines but also new ones. All was going well until one of the bigger boys started to get upset because we wanted to offer our customers better value for their hard earned cash and sold cheaper than they did. Eventually we came to an agreement that we would not undercut them and they would not undercut us and we would match each others prices, which we did. All was going well, but them we realised that although our rivals were in theory price matching they were offering a discount of 15 percent and undercutting us thereby renaging on our agreement. When we retaliated by reduducing our prices things began to get nasty... So let me clarify... We are expected to play ball yet our bleating rivals feel they can do as they please, agreement or no agreement.
Our rivals have tried to get us shut down by trying to prevent us getting stock. They have bleated and cried to those who were supplying us and threatened to withdraw their business from them if they kept on dealing with us so we lost our main supplier. My thoughts on this is that these ''people'' are price fixing and using their muscle to keep a monopoly and prices high which is to their financial benefit. All of this of course, in my humble opinion, is illegal and should be investigated by the monopolies commission though I doubt if any investigation would get far as a retailer can sell to whom they wish and those who they do not wish to sell to they don't. So when you buy from a certain retailer from their website or their Amazon, and from a certain publisher's website and Amazon account pause for a few moments and give thought to how you are being ripped off as their pally pally little cartel is keeping prices higher than they should be.
KNOWING ME, KNOWING YOU.
How many people do you really, know, I mean really know. Over the years I've met lots of people both in and outside of the fetish and spanking scene. My wife's attitude towards towards the majority of these people is that they are out for what they can get and that they are manipulative users. Some people, and some of these people are very well known in the fetish, spanking industry. One particular woman comes across as friendly but that is really a facade as in reality she is totatly different. Another, I'm still trying to understand as my thoughts on her vary from each day to the next. There are times when I wonder what she really thinks of people and wonder if her guise is just a masquerade. Sadly my wife has proved me right on many occasions and I've ended up feeling embarrassed as I've disagreed and previously told her that her feelings towards them are wrong.
The evening of Friday 11th my wife and met a lady and her husband one who is very popular in the BDSM scene at the Meat Company in West London's Westfield . It's always good for partners of all involved when you have a business relationship with someone who is involved in the BDSM community so that everyone knows everyone else so any suspicions of improper or dubious behaviour can be eradicated. The evening was most enjoyable and a good time was had by all, so now we can procede with our business venture knowing everyone is happy.
LONG TIME NO BLOGGING
It's been two and a half months since I last updated my blog, my doesn't time fly. Life has been hectic with both work and family. Josie and I have been converting much of the Kane material and putting it for sale on Amazon Kindle and there is much much more to do on that project. I've been working on a project that will at sometime in the future see the Kane International and Top Marks videos be given a new lease of life. We are also in the process of creating a new Kane website which will be kane-magazine.net - which will be live sometime in the not too distant future.
As some of you know Teresa May and I have a partnership which includes us selling adult magazines on our websites www.vintagemagazines.co.uk www.vintagespankingmagazines.com and Amazon where most of our sales are made. Recently we've had suppliers refuse to sell stock to us as they and the publishers of many adult magazines feel our prices are too competitive, which roughly translated means they want to keep prices high by depriving us of stock. So when you make a purchase on Amazon from these people, and there's not too many on Amazon selling adult magazines think of how you are being stitched up. At present we are working on this problem and hopefully we will solve it somehow as I've been in a similar situation before and the company I worked for continued to get hold of what they required even though those that tried to prevent them getting material was a squillion times larger than those that are trying to screw us now. So if you do buy adult material on Amazon please support us and buy from Teresa May and Cliff James T&C Enterprises and support the cause. Perhaps this is a good time to make known that Teresa May has a new book available on Amazon Kindle called A Look Inside My World that you can find by clicking here.
If you'd like to visit our Amazon storefront and see what goodies we have for sale click here
CLIFF JAMES' KANE MAGAZINE SPECIAL
In my younger days when I had a hefty mortage to pay I used to work at weekends for an estate agent's showhouses on new property developments. Doing this was one of the most boring jobs I have ever had so to pass the time I used to write spanking stories. These I submitted to various spanking magazines, Paula Meadow's Februs, Privilege Plus, Phoenix and of course Kane which is how I came to meet George Harrison Marks and Josie. As we have begun putting PDF copies of Kane Specials on Amazon Kindle I decided to compile a special of all of the short stories I wrote for Kane. I don't profess to be the world's best writer but I enjoyed writing the stories and many of them were inspired by real events that happened in my life. The Kane Cliff James Special Edition is now available on Amazon and if you want to get hold of a copy you can get it by clicking here.
SIR LARRY GREYTHORPE
Who remembers Sir Larry Greythorpe? Well I certainly do and not just for his liking of spanking and pretty bare female bottoms as Sir Larry was also an amazing magician, so good in fact that he was a member of the magic circle.
While looking through the vast amount of archive Kane material that Josie left in my not so capable hands I came across an envelope containg lots of negatives, colour transparancies and glossy photos of the man himself along with some of his original "Here's Larry" handwritten articles and stories. Reading through these, which wasn't easy, if you'd seen his hand writing and come across some of the unusual wording he used you'd know why, it brought back memories of having to decipher these and type them for George to insert in Kane. Larry's stories and articles were always erudite, now there's a word to look up, and always interesting and I wondered why there had never been a Kane Sir Larry Special Edition. Well now there is. After discussing the matter with Kane's now guv'nor or should that be governess Josie, we decided to put together some of the archive material and publish it as a downloadable PDF magazine so that those spankers who didn't get the chance to see the original published work of Sir Larry now have the opportunity to do so.
There are two versions of the Kane Sir Larry Greythorpe Special Edition; one with naughty spanking pictures and one with pictures of Sir Larry that does not contain any bare bottoms or spanking. The naughty issue you can get here and the one with the non spanking pictures on Amazon here.
The Naughty Spanking Pic Edition The Kindle Non Spanking Pic Edition
VINTAGE HARRISON MARKS
Sorting through the archive Kane material that Josie Harrison Marks left with me I came across a box of black and white vintage spanking photos that the late George Harrison Marks had taken for Kane. There's a few sets of these original photographic prints that contain thirty-two 5 x 7 inch of many Kane classic spanking pictures that include stills from Mandy Bait, Problem Girls and many others. If you're a spanking fan this is your chance to own some original Kane material, early photographs Kane favourite Sue Ellis getting her big bare bottom spanked, Anne Proto and stills from the schoolgirl spanking classic Marigolds Academy. As I previously mentioned there is just a few of these sets so if you want one you need to get in quick. Neither Josie or I know why George had these sets but that he did and they have recently come to light with a lot of other vintage harrison Marks material. If you want one of these photo sets you can get them buy clicking here. Below are a few samples of these classic photos. Enjoy.
21st May 2017
A NEW KANE CARTOON SPECIAL
After much graft and hair pulling out thanks to Apple the Kane Cartoon Special Volume 2 is finally available but only as a PDF download. This is only available from www.vintagespankingmagazines.com where you can purchase almost every issue of Harrison Marks Kane as a PDF. Now that the task of this is complete and the fact that it's 9 PM on a Sunday I'm going to go and crack open the bottle of Johnny Walker Blue that my son brought back to me from his recent trip to America. Cheers!
19th May 2017
THE MASTER, THE MISTRESS, THE MAID AND HER LOVER
One day when I was visting the late George Harrison Marks her showed me a set of colour contact sheets and asked what I though of the new girl who was in the video The Master The Mistress The Maid and her Lover. Looking at the girl he pointed out I thought she looked absolutely gorgerous and wouldn't have minded having her bare bottomed across my knees or touching her toes for six of the best with a whippy crook-handle cane. The girl in question I later found out was Lorraine Ansel. Since then I have had the pleasure of spanking and caning Lorraine's beuatiful bare bottom both for cane and in a photo shoot we did for Janus' Privilege Plus where she played the part of a beautiful French maid. Yesterday I spent the day scanning all of the black and white negatives from The Master, Mistress and soon the complete set will be available for purchase as large size unlogoed pictures. Meanwhile, it's back to the project for me but here's a picture of the beautiful Lorraine being spanked by Clarissa to whet your appetite.
18th May 2017
SCANNING WITH VIDA GARMAN
Yesterday I began the task of scanning all of the Kane archive material that my friend Miss Harrison Marks had left with me. Knowing that this was going to be tiresome I rummaged through the sea of large brown envelopes to choose what I wanted to scan first. After all, if I was going to be bored senseless sitting at my desk scanning I might as well scan something that I liked. Eventually I came across the envelope that contained the transparancies of a young Vida Garman getting her bottom spanked, strapped and caned when doing her Kane interview and believe me the stripes she has across her bare cheeks show that she had a proper caning, not one that had been faked with blusher added to her pert buttocks to make it look as though she had been caned. There was forty-eight wonderful pictures of my favourite model to scan so perhaps the afternoon's task wouldn't be as boring as I thought as who wouldn't want to look at this beautiful creature. Now that the scanning of these images is complete you can now purchase them here along with a copy of Vida's spanking interview or if you only want the pictures of Vida having her bare bottom walloped you can get them here. These images are large size and do not have any logos on them so you can look at them till your heart's content.
17th May 2017
WHERE DO I BEGIN
Yesterday I had lunch with my ex partner in crime Miss Harrison Marks owner of Kane magazine and not only that, she brought whith her an abundenceof boxes containing all of the photos I did when we were doing Kane along with all of the remaining Kane archive material belonging to the late and great guv'nor himself George Harrison Marks. So where do I begin. Feeling like a child in a toy shop I had a quick rummage through the boxes and found negatives, transparancies, contact sheets and many photos from the early days of Kane including the colour transparancies of the Kane classic Mandy Bait that featured a young Sue Ellis as a school teacher. To my delight I also found the colour transparancies of Paula Meadows and Anne Proto in The Kane Assignment along with the black and white contact sheet. The good news is that these will gradually be offered for sale as downloadable photo sets and prints, plus large size prints of individual photos will be also be available so if you have a favourite picture you will be able to have a glossy print that you can frame or keep to yourself to muse over.
Looking through the vast amount of photos that I did when I edited Kane brought back many memories and I was surprised at how many photos were taken at each shoot. These wioll also be offered for sale so you will be able to own all of the pictures from the Top marks videos such as The Games Schoolgirls Play that featured Jenyfer and sally, Georgina and the School Secretary that features Dublin O'Brien and George, The Headmaster's Study, The games Couples Play that featured Jean Bradley and Steve Bickers and many that featured the gorgeous sam Johnson. And there is more good news as we have plans, through a third party, to offer all of the Kane and Top Marks videos as downloads and streams but that is something that is in it's infantcy at present.
At present I haven't had time to scan any of this classic material and going by the amount there is it will take ages to complete but little by little I will chip away at it. Searching through large envelope up on envelope I was happy to see some large prints of some of my favourite Kane girls from the early days, on in particular the blonde and very tasty Amber Scott. I never met Amber even though I truly wanted to though sometimes it's better not to meet those you see in a glossy magazine as your illusion of them can be shattered as they may not be how you imagine. There was also colour transparancies of the ravishing Vida Garman having her bare bottom strapped and caned and some black and white contact sheets of her spanking another girl. Where or where do I begin with this hoard of treasure.
12th May 2017
HOW TO GET YOURSELF ARRESTED
Today my wife and I were queuing at the check out at Costo Wembley waiting to pay for our shop when an elderly lady began taking pictures of two small children that were playing in an open box, the type that bananas are shipped in. She then approached the mother and asked if she could take more pictures of her daughters, saying that they are so cute and pretty. In this day and age where child pornography is rife, it beggers belief that someone would do such a thing. Can you imagine if it had been a man that was happily snapping away with his phone camera taking pictures of girls of approximately four years of age. I'm certain that the mother would have called the police and quite rightly so as this is not normal behaviour of a woman or a man of any age. Hopefully the aged woman in Costco is just a niave and lonely person wanting to have some interaction with others in her life and not one who has a perverted nonce of a husband at home waiting for her to come home with pictures of young innocent children to drool over and share with his sick online friends. The frightening thing is that the mother let this woman take as many pictures of her daughters as she wanted and even had them pose.
11th May 2017
LUNCH WITH MISTRESS ELEISE
Last Tuesday I met my friend Mistress Eleise for lunch as we had much business to talk about. After meeting her at Starbucks we went to her apartment where she showed me the new dungeon equipment she had installed. As it was early afternoon I invited Mistress Eleise to lunch and she accepted. Taking a brief walk to the nearby high street we decided on a local Italian resturaunt. Choosing a table near the window we sat and ordered drinks, Mistress Eleise chose strawberry juice and I decided on a glass of the house prosecco. After perusing the menu, Mistress Eleise chose Bruschetta, and I chose Lasangne. As we sipped our drinks Mistress Eleise informed me that a male slave was coming to clean her apartment at 1 PM so she decided to send him a text and instruct him to come later. Being an inquisitve person I asked if the slave was paid in kind with a session when his cleaning was complete. Oh no," she replied, "he doesn't expect or want a free session; he is simply happy and grateful to be of service to me, and to be under my control. He is a truly service-oriented slave, and this is the only sort I would ever consider having as a personal servant," adding, "Giving free sessions for work done is far from economical. Given the value of my time as a professional, I could have 20 professional cleaners doing the work of that one freebie-seeking slave. In the end, 'free' work from slaves is often the most expensive. Slaves who expect something for their service are not of the correct mindset, and never do a good job simply because they aren't interested in doing the job itself; they are only interested in what they will get for it. Worse still, this type often deliberately does a bad job, in hopes of receiving punishment - which of course isn't really punishment because they want it!"
Over lunch we discussed various business ventures that will hopefilly be fruitful for both of us. Much to our annoyance, lunch was interupted by a begger who accosted us at our table asking for money, not the sort of thing you want or expect when dining. After lunch we said our goodbyes and went our own way, Mistress Eleise to her apartment to let her cleaning slave (house boy) in to clean her apartment and I made my way to the nearest tube station. Sitting on the tube I took my current book out The Couple Next Door which is a rather gripping read intending to read further but my mind kept wandering back to earlier in the day. Of course It's always a pleasure to spend time in the company of a beautiful woman, especially one who is intelligent, ploite and charming although I'm sure her slaves get to see a different persona, one that is firm, demanding and one who brooks no nonsence but my thoughts weren't all about my time with Mistress Eleise.
I've been to many locations in London that have a dungeon and I've often wondered what the general public and the tourists that frequent London's landmarks would think if they knew that they were just metre slaves away from a basement flat or an apartment that contained custom made furniture which slaves are shackled to, whipping benches that slaves are bent over, bare bottomed or naked to have their bare buttocks, back and more intimate places flayed red raw with whips, canes and leather floggers and straps. Rooms that are brimming with wicked torture devices that are designed to inflict pain and suffering such as huge butt plugs, spiked cock cages, nipple clamps, pin wheels, electric shockers and violet wands. That behind closed doors and curtained windows an attractive and in some cases not so attractive woman is dressed in leather or PVC and is subjecting a submissive man to painfully teasing torture, or perhaps she is dressed as a stern headmistress who is helping a submissive man relive his childhood schooldays with a severe bare bottom caning with a traditional crook-handle cane. Perhaps her charge is caged, behind bars, perhaps crouched in a barred hole in the wall with no form of escape with a huge phallic plug in his backside or sstrapped down with his bare behind on offer and having his anus penetrated with a mechanical device for half an hour or however long his Mistress chooses. One of these dungeons is in throwing distance of a famous landmark in the centre of London that is constantly filled with bustling office workers and tourists... If they only knew what I know. Perhaps some of them do.
Later that day Mistress Eleise texted me to say she had a wonderful time and to thank me for buying her lunch, adding that her afternoon session was almost done and that she'd soon be emailing me some pictures of her dungeon. This made me chuckle as I imaged her dressed as Mistress texting me while her poor slave was naked and shackled to her St. Andrew's Cross. Each to his own I guess.
If you'd like to session with Mistress Eleise you can contact her via her website by clicking here
Over the past few months my wife and I have been watching a DVD set of the classic TV program Bewitched that stars Elizabeth Montgomery as a fetching witch called Samantha who is married to a mortal man. Samantha has beautiful black haired, and rather mischevious cousin called Serena who is credited as Pandora Spocks but in reality is Elizabeth Montgomery. So why all this talk of Bewitched and bewitching witches...
My friends at FemmeFataleFilms have a new Mistress on their books, or rather their website, a Mistress Serena. The images below are taken from Mistress Serena's debut title, 'Heaven Scent', with the first part showing to members this coming Saturday. The slave is used for his Mistress's entertainment as she toys with his most sensitive parts, starting with his nipples, before electrifying his cock and balls, all the while sat firmly over his face. The more she teases and torments, the more desperate he is to worship. She decides to let him worship her perfect bottom, but the orgasm this quickly induces, means there is a significant price for him to pay and if that's not mischevious I don't know what is.
4th May 2017
LYNN PAULA RUSSELL HAS BEEN HIJACKED!
Recently I noticed by chance that Lynn Paula Russell's website lynnpaularussell.com had gone and the domain was up for sale. Thinking that Paula had called it a day and had hung up her pencils and paper I dropped her an email. However, she informed me that was not the case and explained what had happened.
There's always someone who is out to screw you and make a fast buck in the process. Lynn Paula Russell the talented artist who illustrated Janus and Februs for many years and who has illustrated many publications for the Erotic Print Society including her own books has had her site or at least her domain lynnpaularussell.com hijacked or to quote the well known phrase ''Cyber Squatted''. Paula had her website on this domain for many years to promote and sell her work in the form of prints and downloads, then comes along Johnny No Scruples who buys the domain (it's a long story which I'm not going to relate here) in the hope of selling it back to Paula at an extortionate price which like any sane person Paula will not pay. Subsequently, Paula has had to purchase a new domain and recreate her site which now resides on http://lynnpaularussell.org - so if like me you're wondering what happened to Paula's website now you know, and if you haven't seen it before you really should as she has some wonderful items of erotica available.
30th April 2017
MISTRESS ELEISE DE LACY
Many years ago while having a conversation about certain models with a female friend of mine, she told me in no uncertain terms, ''Cliff. You should realise that most of these girls are blonde and beautiful and have been spoilt from a very early age always getting their own way and anything they want, especially from a man. Over the years there has been many occasions where this has been true and these ''experiences'' have made me wary when meeting new ladies, especially Mistresses, as I'm not a cheapskate as I am not shy of paying my way as those who know me will attest I'm also not a fool. Each time I make arrangements to meet a Mistress on a business basis, and for those who may think I've become submissive I mean business as in business not domination I'm always prepared for the time, should it arise when the person I am meeting expects me to act like a slave and pay for all and sundry as this will not happen as I am no one's slave or cash cow. When I met Mistress Eleise my female friend's words were in my mind as Mistress Eleise is blonde and very beautiful of that there is no doubt. That said, she certainly doesn't treat every man she meets as her own property, expecting them to pay for everything. Obviously with her slave's and submissives I have no doubt that things are different and that her slave's and subs do indeed pay for everything which is as it should be and a slave who is owned by Mistress Eleise should be grateful to be the property of such a beautiful lady.
Over the years I have met many Mistresses some who were nice people and some who were not nice at all and in my opinion are not worth giving the time of day to. Mistress Eleise I'm pleased to say falls into the first catagory, being polite, articulate having elegance and class though the knowledge of how she is with her slaves send a shiver down my spine and if you want to know more you must visit her website mistresseleise.net and find out for yourself.
I feel honoured to have a banner exchange with Mistress Eleise especially knowing that mine is the only female submissive site that she will exchange links with. Image courtesy of Mistress Eleise De Lacy.
3rd April 2017
MY DAY WITH MISTRESS ELEISE DE LACY
Itís been a long time in coming but as they say, patience is a virtue and everything comes to he who waits. It had been over a years since Mistress Eleise De Lacy and I had arranged to meet but due to circumstances we could never find a mutual acceptable date. that is until last Saturday, April the 1st. Mistress Eleise chose the location which was the Urban Retreat cafe located on the fifth floor of Harrods and booked a table for mid afternoon. As much as I was looking forward to meeting her I was a little nervous as not all people are how they seem. I arrived at Harrods somewhat early as I like to be punctual and not keep people waiting especially when they have taken the time to to book a table. As the time of our meeting neared I sent her a text message informing that I was at Harrods, half expecting to receive a reply saying that sadly she couldnít made it, which has happened on a few occasions, not with Mistress Eleise I hasten to add. A few moments later I received a text from her saying that she would be at Urban Retreat in approximately five minutes and gave the name that sheíd used to book us a table so I decided to make may there.
As I waited at the reception, a few moments later a tall, blonde very elegant lady approached from the opposite entrance and I knew it was her. After introductions we were taken to our table, Mistress Eleise ordered English Breakfast tea along with truffles, I ordered Eggs Benedict, one of my favourite snacks and a latte. In the past I have been a little disappointed when meeting people as they havenít always been as I expected though on this occasion that certainly wasnít the case. Not only is Mistress Eleise the epitome of elegance and beauty she is intelligent, articulate and charming though Iím certain that when she is with her slaveís added to that is authoritarian and uncompromising. Mistress Eleise had mentioned in our text conversations that she had a penchant for vintage, including magazines including Kane so I took her a couple of copies a long as a gift.
Mistress Eleise is working on a new website of her own MistressEleise.net where you will be able to see new pictures and videos of her. You can also follow her on twitter at @FemmeFatale
21st Jan 2017
HAPPY NEW YEAR
It's been a while since I've updated my blog as life has been hectic and I really haven't had the time to do so or the inking if I'm honest. Today though I did feel the urge and that is why I'm writing this now, and what better way to star the new year of blogging than with a gorgeous woman who loves nothing more that tormenting submissive males by many means, including and not limited to: CBT, Electro shocking cock and balls, whipping and caning. And who is this gorgeous creature...
KENDRA JAMES (not related to yours truly)
Do I really need to say again that I find redheads really hot, even dominant one, and why not as some of my best and closest female friends are dominant. Also Kendra, bears a stricking resembelance to an aquaintance of mine which does make me chuckle as I envisage her treating some poor sod of a man the way that Kendra does. If you want to see more of this red hot dominant and demanding woman you can see lots of pictures of her caning her slave's bare arse and shocking his cock with an electro cock by clicking here.
ROBBING AOL / TALK TALK
IF YOU'RE WITH AOL - TALK TALK READ THIS...
I was charged £10.27 for calls that are supposed to be free, 02 and 03 prefixes. I queried this by online chat this evening. I've attached a screen shot of part of the conversation. Seems some sort of an update is causing people to be charged when they shouldn't be. I'm sure unless you query your bill they won't let you know or credit you back.
Yesteday we spent the afternnon watching the new version of The Jungle Book on Sky Premier. It struck me as rather amusing and rather apt that the mother of the wolf pack was called Akela, not spelt exactly the same as Mistress Akella but I have no doubt that she would also be the leader of the pack and just as vicious when the need arises. Thanks to my friends at FemmeFataleFilms you can see a new gallery of Mistress Akella who is taking much pleasure in caning her naked slaves cock and balls by clicking here
Two new galleries of Goddess Zena have been added, one where ravishing Mistress Zena tortures her slave by giving him anal electro torture and another where the Goddess fucks her slave girl's arse with a huge strap on before forcing her to worship her Mistresses' pussy with her mouth and tongue. For the record, all of the images on Goddess Zena's website mistresszena.co.uk are NOT censored
MORE GREAT LOSSES
Just when you thought the year couldn't get any worse Rick Parfitt of Status Quo was taken from us on Christmas Eve. Many years ago I saw Status Quo for the first time at Harlow Playhouse and for free courtesy of their then record company PYE as I worked for a local record store. They had just released their Dog Of Two Heads album, one that has always remained a favourite of mine and one that I consider to be one of their best. To say the music was LOUD is an understatement, as back in those days there was no ''elf and safety'' and no limit on concert volume. The volume Status Quo played at wasn't just loud, it was painfully loud and it is probably part of the reason that I suffer with a constant ringing in my ears now. That said, it was an amazing concert and if I could do it all again I would.
Sadly even after taking another rocker from us 2016's grim reaper still wasn't satisfied. Whist watching a DVD of the television series ''Bewitched'' in bed with my wife, during episodes I glanced at my phone to check my Facebook only to see that my friend who goes by the name of Mistress Meena ahd posted ''FFS not George Michael as well''. These days when something like that is posted you know that the person in question as been taken. Lets hope that 2017 isn't so cruel.
THE CHEEKY GIRLS' SPANKING PARTY
Yesterday was the day of the Cheeky Girls spanking party at a location close to London's Kings Cross station. It was a real pleasure meeting my dear friends Josie Harrison Marks and Donna Browne again. Big thanks to Dublin O'Brien for the invitation and for paying for my lunch and big thanks to Donna Browne for sneaking away to a side room with me where I gave her wonderful bare bottom a good hard caning.
If you're interested in attending the next Cheeky Girls' spanking party you can find out more info by emailing email@example.com
PRET A MANGER DISGUSTING FOOD
I'd ike to let everyone know that on the 13th December my wife and I went to Pret a Manger in Wood Green's shopping mall. I purchased a LoveBar to share as we ways do, only to find a human hair of approx 5 inches was inside it. I've sent a report of this to the food hygiene standards agency as obviously the hygiene of the manufacture of this item leaves a lot to be desired. Won't be visiting any Pret a Manger again.
A CHRISTMAS SPANKING
Well that is what I will be doing on the 1t4h of December thanks to my dear Dublin O'Brien who invited me along to the Spanking The Cheekys Girls' Christmas spanking party at a location close to London's Kings Cross station. Not only am I looking forwrd to spanking and caning some bare female bottoms I'm also looking forward to catching up with some old friends such as Ms Harrison Marks and Donna Browne. If I'm not mistaken there's still time to book a place if you'd like to come along and join in the spanking fun, all you need to do is email firstname.lastname@example.org
LUCY BAILEY CHRISTMAS SPANKING
I've been asked many times to add all of the pictures of the Christmas photoshoot I did with Lucy Bailey where the lovely Lucy gets her bare bottom spanked, strapped and caned by me and finally I've concided. I've only added the first part of the shoot at the moment as time is of the essence, so much to do, so little time. The first part of the shoot shows Lucy dreaming about being spanked and eventually doing it for herself The pictures show in the gallery still bear the Kane logo from the original kane-online website as I don't have the time or inkling to remove it and add mine. If you want to see this gallery all you need to do is give Lucy a tap on her cute bottom. I hope to have the rest of the pictures of Lucy being spanked and caned before Christmas so you'll need to keep checking here.
All of the Lucy Bailey Christmas spanking pictures are posted, you can view all the galleries:
STRANGE BUT TRUE
Yes it's true that I enjoy spanking and caning bare female bottoms but these are adult bare female bottoms and consenting ones at that. The images shown on this website and in Kane, and I am sure other spanking magazines portray images of adult fantasy. If a grown woman want to dress in her old school uniform and have her bottom bare and spanked and caned severely until her behind is red raw and bruised that is her choice even though some will find it abhorant. A woman I worked with was truly submissive and although she didn't enjoy being spanked and caned she enjoyed the submissiveness that went along with it and as such accepted them to please her Master, and if she was pleasing her Master then she was happy. This woman, who shall remain nameless also enjoyed being fucked, and those who may know who she is will understand that she enjoed this under various role-play situations. It goes without saying that I do not support or condone any form of physical punishment of children or anyone else for that matter as I consider that abuse.
Today I received an email concerning a couple who caned their daughter until she was aged nineteen which I find disturbing. Below is the email in it's entirity:
My wife and I have been searching, unsuccessfully, to find a copy of Janus Magazine in which a letter she wrote to the editor was printed.
It appeared under the heading, 'A Strict Regime', and my wife described the domestic rules and caning routine of her daughter Margaret. My wife used her real name, and it was accurately shown in the magazine as being from Mrs G.B.
The date of publication would be from 1975 to 1980, depending on when my wife wrote the letter, but she cannot recall a more precise date. Margaret was born in 1961, and she was 'disciplined' by my wife until she was engaged on her 19th birthday in December 1980.
The reason for the change in my wife's surname initials is due to being widowed shortly afterwards, and we married in 1985, by which time Margaret was married with one child.
Roger (and Gladys) Kilshaw
REMEMBER THE DAYS OF THE OLD SCHOOL YARD
I had my fair share of girlfriends in my younger days, some ''dogs'' I'd rather forget, but with these I had some fun and gropes. One girl, Patricia, '' not a dog'' I only had contact with on my holidays in the god forsaken place called Leysdown, a small seaside town on the Isle of Sheppy. This was where I had my first experience of corporal punishment and my first sighting of a real female bare bottom. God knows how it came about but Patricia (Pat) bared her bottom for me to stripe with a thin cane, one that was a supporting strut of my kite. I still remember the thin red lines that adorned her bare cheeks and how I panicked and wondered how the hell I would explain the marks away if they were seen by her parents. Another holiday romance was with a girl called Christine. I guess we stayed together for a couple of years. we were both in our teens, I just a little older than her. Chtistine's mum Freda was really nice but her dad really didn't like me. I didn't get to spank Christine though I did manage to fondle her bare breast when she stayed with my parents and I for a weekend. I still have a soft spot for Christine after all these years, perhaps it's just the thought and yearning for my younger days.
Well I certainly do remember the days of the old school yard, good times, bad times, being duffed up and puppy love. Puppy love being Jeanne Townsend (cheer up sleepy Jeanne), my first crush. Oh the times I did what boys do over her. A pier of mine contacted me many years back, not one I really wanted to hear from, who told me that she had posed for Mayfair. Bugger, I would have loved to have seen that. Sadly life can be cruel as I saw her a few years after I left school with a baby. Jeanne to my surprise and sadness looked like a pug dog. My first crushwho my heart had beated for so much looked awful. My heart was broken. Jeanne Townsend was the apple of my eye for so many years, we started school at the same age and in the same class and remained in the same class until we left. Although we were friends I'm sure she didn't realise the feelings I had for her. I was a pre pubescent and life was fun.
Janet Patch was my first girl friend (when I was 7). The human brain is astonishing as I can remember so many things from my childhood days but can't remember what I had for lunch yesterday and don't even ask about screwdrivers and screws. Mrs. Sanger was my first headmistress at Purford Green Infant School and a real strict tartar she was. God forbid if you took the short cut across the grass from the classroom to the school gate, your bottom would be bared and slippered till you howled. It's not surprising that some males grow up with a penchant for dominant women. Miss Mansfield, my first Junior school teacher... Cor, she was gorgeous and always resorted to threats of a spanking when the class became rowdy. Such memories.
My first year in secondary school was a horrendous time though on the up side the head girl was absolutely gorgeous, blonde and beautiful. What chance did I have with her... Bloody none. Bernice Fussell was her name and I will never forget the way she looked to an eleven year old boy with testosterone bouncing uncontrollably through my veins. One day I fell in the play ground and grazed my knees badly on the tarmac. Tearful I made my way to the enterance doors and towards the school secretary who was forever patching up boys like me, only to be met by Berenice, the head girl, my fantasy girl who took me to the classroom that was used for domestic science. Berenice cleaned my knees and patched them up with her soft and gentle hands. There were no flies on my ceiling for the next few months that's for sure.
Memories of my schooldays...Good times, bad times...
David Warren - The biggest arsehole - The school bully, the classroom creep
Stephen Warren (no relation) David's sidekick
Christopher Thake - The school dunce - R. I. P. he died far too young some forty years ago
Julian Pitkin - Brown control to Pitkin's knob (apologies to David Bowie)
Johhny Wyatt - A good buddy who's claim to fame that his dad played for arsenal (once)
Terry Douglas - a real good mate
Jeanne Townsend - I've said it all before, posed for Mayfair and I didn't see the pictures!
Miss Cleary - the science teacher... Biology! Jesus, I loved her.
Mrs Parry - A good honest teacher who could say LlanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogoGOCH
Mr. MacKillican the art teacher who used to wallop boys on the bum with a T-square
Mr Clarke - The Bastard PE teacher from hell
Susan Frier - My Sweet Lord... What was I thinking of
I could go on forever but enough for tonight...
Today my wife and I are going to pay a visit to my mother at her care home and take her all the Christmas tree and the Christmas goodies including a few bottles of vino that we planned to take on Friday but didn't thanks to the crap customer service we got at Currys / PC World.
BABY IT'S COLD OUTSIDE
This morning as I look out of my bedroom window I can see that it's a cold and frosty morning so I've posted a couple of pictures of the ravishingly beautiful goddess Mistress Eleise De Lacy that I am sure will warm the cockles of your heart. If you were fortunate enough to be in the presence of this beautiful but severe woman and lucky enough to be chosen to serve her, certain parts of your anatomy would also be very warm if not burning hot.
IT MAKES ME WANT TO VOMIT.
We all have our likes and dislikes and things that we don't want to see. I'm quite a squeamish person and I don't like to see, in fact I wont watch many of the gory medical detective TV programs that my wife enjoys as I have no desire to see images of people being cut open and disected. It's the same with things of a sexual nature and my pet hate in this field is men spanking men. I'm sure I will get a lot of abuse for this but images of a man being spanked by another man I find most repulive and sick, and it certainly is something I do not want to see. The thought of a man baring his bottom for another to spank or cane truly makes me want to vomit.
PANASONIC AND CURRY'S / PC WORLD SHIT CUSTOMER SERVICE
Today the plan was to go and pay a visit to my 92 year old mum at her care home mum at and take her the small Christmas tree and all the goodies we bought for her but thanks to crappo Panasonic and Currys / PC Worldís shit service we didnítÖ
On the 5th of July 2016 we purchased a Panasonic Microwave / Combination oven for £419.99 and paid for an extended five year warranty to save any headaches should it go wrong. Recently we noticed it was overcooking on the right hand side so today I called the Curryís repair line number on the receipt, After working my way through the options which took approximately five minutes an automated message told me that as it was a Panasonic Microwave and the item was under a year old I needed to contact Panasonic direct, then I was given another number to call. Of course, I didnít think I would have to call another number so didnít have pen and paper to hand, after giving out the number for Panasonic the call cut off so I had to go through the process again to get the number. When I called Panasonic and giving them all the relevant info I was told I had to call an approved Panasonic repair centre which I did. When I called them I was told I had to take the Microwave to their repair centre which is miles away from where I live. As you can imagine I was not happy about this and decided to take the unit back to Curryís as they as the retailer who who sold it are responsible under UK trading law.
The system Curryís now have for returns is that you have to book yourself in on a computer screen then you are placed in a queue. The screen on the returns desk was turned off and not realising we had to do this we approached a member of staff who did this for us. The queuing time was horrendous and we were in the store for almost three hours. I realise that under UK trading law a manufacturer is entitled to repair the item, fair enough and that I would have accepted if the authorised repair centre came to my home to repair it which they wouldnít. Iím not an expert in UK trading law but my understanding that itís the sellerís responsibility to either collect a faulty item or bear the cost of itís return.
Frustrated by the non existent customer service from either I contacted American express whoís card I had used to pay for the item, Amex were amazing as always and credited my account for the full amount of my purchase. Without going into the boring details, after much Ďídialogueíí with one of Curryís managers we received a replacement (new) microwave and have informed Amex to close the dispute.
All of this could have been avoided if Panasonicís authorised repair agent had inspected and repaired the item at my home, but no, Because of all this crap I will never buy another Panasonic product nor will I purchase from Curryís / PC World again.
BURGER KING BOLLOCKS
Yesterday my wife and I went to the Westfield West London shopping centre and midway through our shoppinh my wife said that she really fancied a quick bite to eat at Burger King. Although fast food isn't really my cup of tea, what my lady wants she gets and if she wants a burger then that we shall have. Arriving at Burger King, I was shocked by the length of the queues. I know it was a Saturday and Christmas is coming but the queues were truly horrendous. Usually I'm the one wo makes comments to others in such situations but this time I didn't, however, the guy in front of me turned towards me and said, ''What a lace this is. I've been in this f*cking queue for 25 minutes. This is supposed to be a fast food chain!'', I couldn't have agrred more. Evenually I reached the counter and asked the girl taking orders for an Aberdeen Angus cheese burger that my wife wanted. Her reply was, ''A what?'', This girl, who works at Burger King had no idea what Aberdeen Angus is and in my opinion didn't have a clue what day of the week it was. Needless to say my patience was exasperated and we left without placing an order. When I arrived home I used Google to locate a customer service number and found a few though after calling all that I found none worked. I then called my local branch and asked if they had a number for customer service or complaints only to be told that they closed their telephone contact numbers a year ago and that now they could only be contacted by email. I guess they couldn't cope with the number of complaints they were receiving. Needless to say Burger King have lost a customer.
After our disasterous time at Burger King my wife and I decided eat at a more prestigious location in the Village, we chose Searcys Champagne Bar. As we only wnted something light to eat we ordered from the lunch menu that came with a glass of the house bubbly, I ordered a salmon and cream cheese bagel and my wife avocado salad. The bubbly was fine and so was my bagel though when we left my wife said that her avocado salad was aful, that it was pulp, mainly feta cheese with hardly a smidgen of avocado and that it was as salty as hell. I have to agree that her salad didn't look very appetising though I was surpised at truly how bad it was. Another place to avoid in future.
LADY MIA HARRINGTON PUSHES HER SLAVE TO THE LIMIT
A new gallery featuring the beautiful and very strict Mistress Lady Mia Harrington punishing her naked slave's arse with a paddling have been added here
ST. MACKENZIES' SCHOOL FOR GIRLS.
A new page has been added with sexy galleries from my friends at St. mackenzies' school for girls - click here to go to the page
MISTRESS AKELLA'S PAIN SLUT
Pictures of the beautiful and very strict demanding Mistress Akella tormenting her pain slut have been added here
BRIGELLA DOOR TO DOOR
This shoot was also done in my flat in West Hampstead and featured Brigella, Marc and John Rundell. Brigella played the part of a door to door hawker selling counterfiet CDs and DVDs, John Rundell played the part of the gullible old man and Marc his son. Marc came home to find that his father had spent almost £500 on her dodgy wares and was far from impressed and decided to teach her a lesson in the form of a spanking. Not only did the hapless girl get a spanking from Marc but also his father who unbeknown to Marc had a penchant for spanking girls bare bottoms.
You can view the entire photo sequence by clicking here
BRIGELLA AND THE STOLEN BAILEYS
I've been thinking about removing the Brigella galleries as it's been some years since she and I did websites together though looking through the galleries bought back memories so I thought I'd share some info and background of some of the shoots. The Baileys shoot featured Brigella and Miss Morgan. Morgan played Brigella's aunt. Those of you who know Briggy will know that she enjoys a Baileys or three so a large bottle was taken along to my flat in West Hampstead where the shoot was being done. As I was setting up the lightening we decided to have a tipple. Briggy, being as mischevious as ever swiped Morgan's when she wasn't looking and the story line of ''The Stolen Baileys'' was born. If you've seen the video clip that accompanied the still you will realise that Briggy really did get a well spanked and strapped sore bottom.
New schoolgirl galleries and videos courtesy of my friends and St MacKenzies have been added to the main gallery here
DEPUTY HEADMISTRESS DROGAN
A new gallery featuring deputy headmistress Drogan has been added to the strict women page here
BALL CANING BY MISTRESS ELEISE DE LACY
Pictures of the beautiful but very strict and demanding Mistress Eleise De Lacy caning her slave on his testicles have been added to her page here
PRAT A MANGER
Today my wife and I spent the day in High Street Kensington window and real shopping. On our way home we ventured into Pret A Manger that is inside High Street Kensington tube station as we were both a little cold and hungry. We choose Pret A Manger because they do a mean salmon and cream cheese sandwich and my wife likes their chocolate cookies. as I placed our order for coffee I asked the woman who was serving me for a chocolate cookie. ''Have you tried this one?'', she asked pointing to something completely different. ''No'', I replied politely, but I want one of those, a chocolate cookie. the woman behind the counter then said, ''why don't you try one of these instead?'', Look. I'm tired, I wan't, well my wife want's a chocolate cookie, so please, give me a fucking chocolate cookie which I asked for! Jesus, how to piss off and lose your customers in one easy lesson.
THE SADDEST DAY
Today is the funeral of my wife's best friend who she has known for over forty years. I feel for her so much as I know the way that I would feel if my best friend, who is not only my friend but my confidente, someone I can not only confide it but also vent to when the need arises. I seem to be going to far too many funerals this year but sadly this is life, another chapter in a book that finally comes to an end for all of us. It doesn't seem so long ago that I was going to engagement parties, then weddings and christenings. The next phase is silver and golden weddings and eventually funerals of friends and loved ones. My mother always told me not to wish my life away when I used to complain and wish that I was a teenager, I wish I was 18 so I could drink. She was right! Life is short, very short and it goes with a blink of an eye. Along life's rocky road you tend to hurt those you love and carefore the most. Life is too short to invoke such sadness. My wife and I are trying our utmost to enjoy the rest of our days to the full even though there are occasions when we need to remind ourselves of such.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
Today is the birthday of Ms Harrison Marks of Kane and the Kane spanking model Sue Ellis. Happy birthday Josie and Sue, wherever you may be.
Below: Ms Harrison Marks straps a bad girls' bare bottom and Sue Ellis on the cover of Kane 75
BOOT SLAVE'S REWARD
A new guest gallery has been added with a free Fem Dom gallery featuring the ravishing Heather Divine and her boot slave. You can view the FemmeFataleFilms free gallery here and Mistress Sidonia's English Mansion gallery here.
DIRTY FILTHY ASDA
Just as well ASDA Park Royal is next to the Hospital. Never did like dirty ASDA stores anyway, both the Park Royal and Wembley stores are pig stys!
NORTH LONDON DERBY
Noon today is the North London derby between The Gooners and Tottenham known as the ***s. I'm sure anyone reading this will know their nick name but due to polictical correctness gone mad it's not a good idea to say it or publish otherwise you may find yourself receiving a vistit from plod who really have much better ways of spending their time such as drinking coffee and eating donuts. Fingers crossed we will give them a good spanking. I will post the score here later, Fingers crossed it's the result I want.
Well it wasn't the result that I wanted as the final score was 0-0 - At least we didn't lose!
A new guest gallery has been added with a free Fem Dom gallery featuring the ravishing Heather Divine and Miss Zoe spit roasting their helpless naked slave. You can view the FemmeFataleFilms free gallery here and Mistress Sidonia's English Mansion gallery here.
USELESS BOOK SHOPS.
The third of November was the official release date of Roberta Kray's new book 'Exposed'. Being a big fan of Roberta and her books I decided to get a copy as soon as so I had a first edition, plus, I really wanted to read it as soon as. The first shop I tried was WH Smith at Brent Cross, as I expected they didn't have a copy, in fact they hadn'r received stock of it. Today I ventured in to South Harrow and to Waterstones, a well known book shop and to my surprise they didn't have a copy either and they hadn't had stock of it. Finally I tried WH Smith in St. Ann's shopping mall in South Harrow and as I expected they didn't have, nor had had a copy of it. Feeling well cheesed of I knew I was faced with either a trip to the West End or making a purchase on Amazon, though the last time I bought one of Roberta's books from them it arrived in such a bad state I sent it back so I'm not overjoyed at the prospect of buying from them again. I can't believe that WH Smith and Waterstones didn't have stock as after all they're bloody book shops and I'm after a book by a very popular author. If I'd asked them for a can of beans I'd have expected them not to have any. Do yourself a favour WH Smith and Waterstones and get your act together.
GRUMPY CAT, BEAUTIFUL CAT
Today while my wife and I were walking to the tube station we came upon this beautiful cat sitting on a wall. I've never seen such a colourful cat though for some reason he also seems to be a rather grumpy sourpuss!
The FemmeFataleFilms.com guest gallery has been updated with a free Fem Dom gallery featuring the ravishing Heather Divine tormenting her slave. You can view the FemmeFataleFilms free gallery here and Mistress Sidonia's English Mansion gallery here.
DRILLING THE DOMESTIC
The FemmeFataleFilms.com guest gallery has been updated with another free Fem Dom gallery and features a slave being whipped and getting his beaten bruised arse fucked by Lady Sara Volts. You can view the FemmeFataleFilms free gallery here and Mistress Sidonia's English Mansion gallery here.
TASTE THE BULLWHIP
The FemmeFataleFilms.com guest gallery has been updated with lots of new Fem Dom free galleries thanks to my friend Mistress Heather Divine. Tle latest one features a naked slave being whipped with a bullwhip by Mistress Johanna. You can view the FemmeFataleFilms free gallery here and Mistress Sidonia's English Mansion gallery here.
A SAD DAY
Tonight was supposed to be a special night for my wife and I as we had tickets for Rebecca Ferguson at The London Palladium. My wife isn't one for concerts though she usually enjoys them when we go, she especially enjoyed seeing Carol Decker and T'Pau at the Jazz Cafe Camden but she said she would love to see Rebecca if I could tickets which in the haze aof a drunken stupor and listening to Ms Ferguson on Spotyify, I did. While getting changed for the event I received a phone call and looking at the number that came up I kew it wasn't going to be a good one. I wasn't wrong. It was the husband of my wife's best friend who has been suffering with the most aggressive form of lung cancer for a year or so, and the sad news was that his wife died today. This lady has helped my son, daughter and my wife and I, especially me when I needed help most. Those who know me will understand what I'm on about. Due to the content of this site I'm not mentioning this lady by name. R. I. P. my friend. Needless to stay we didn't go to the concert as my wife was far too distressed so I offered the tickets via Facebook (for free) to my friends. Eventually my friend Marcus took them and if he's on his normal form is probably taking some gorgeous female with him.
PROBLEMS, WHAT PROBLEMS
Yesterday while in Marks & Spencer's trying to decide what to have from their Dine In For Two Offer, (I'm fending for myself while my wife is visiting her family and I take the free bottle of wine to my mother who is in a care home) I got chatting to an old lady who was doing the same and was eying up a trifle which she said was absolutely delicious. Sadly for me there wasn't much choice. I'd already had the Bolognese pasta and the other options weren't exactly brilliant. The best option was the pork steaks but I thought they would be too much hassle to cook and couldn't really be bothered but the lady told me not to be so silly and to have them, which I did. We carried on talking for ages and somehow the conversation turned to politics and the second world war and history. The lady, I wish I could remember her name, told me that she was a Dutch Jew and that most her her family died at Auchwitz. I felt so sad for this lady and told her that she should treat herself and buy one of the trifles, her reply was, that she'd just had a M&S Carrot cake and coffee in their cafe and that it was Yom Kippur, fasting. She asked if I knew what Yom Kippur was. I felt ignorant. Of course I've heard of it but I don't know what it's all about. She explained that the fasting period is to atone for their sins, and although she wasn't a sinful person but she wanted to fast saying that her family went without food for years at Auchwitz and that if she couldn't go without food for a few days it would be a sad state of affairs. Listening to this humble lady made me put things in perspective and realise how lucky I am. I haven't had to go to war, haven't been subscripted into the armed forces. Have never gone without food and have had a very comfortable life compared to some, especially the poor people of the world in places like Aleppo. This week my boiler packed up, the drains became blocked and I wondered what was going to go wrong next, but after listening to the fate of this woman's family, her saying that the Allies, knew about Auchwitz but ignored the fact that it was there and that genocide was being committed makes me realise that my problems are trivial.
WHERE ARE THEY NOW
Today I spent much time scanning some of the copies of Kane that obtained yesterday to sell as downloads on my vintagespankingmagazines.com website and I was surprised at how many of them feature Sue Ellis, Jenny and Anne Proto. Looking at the vintage pictures of these women I began to wonder where they are now and if they are still alive. The last I heard of Sue Ellis, she married a sailor, quite a high ranking one too and had taken up residence in some sunny part of the world. I know where she moved too but thatI'm keeping to myself as I gave her my word that I would. Whether she is still living abroad or has since returned to the UK I have no idea. If Sue is still alive which of course I hope she is she would be... no, I'm not saying as that would be rather mean. One evening while having dinner with Sue she told me that after filming one of the Kane videos her bum was very marked and very sore to site on and that her return to Newcastle on a National Express coach was pure purgatory, the worst journey of my life. Was I sympathetic, of course not, I just chuckled at the thought of her sitting on her red welted bruised and very sore bum squirming in her seat all the way home.
I have no idea what happened to Jenny or Anne Proto though I hope they are both well. Sadly being in the adult industry especially the spanking part of it is renowned for taking it's toll on those involved in it. I know of a young lady in California who suffered because of it and eventually shut up shop. One of the problems is the worldwide web as girls who bared their bottoms for a spanking or kiss of the strap and cane were under the impression that no one they knew would see them in the magazines and videos and they were probably right. Larry Barnes of Sir Larry Greythorpe fame kept the secret from his wife for what seemed like an eternity and never got caught out! But then the worldwide web appeared and people began scanning and posting their favourite pictures on blogging sites and forums, the producers of the material, Kane included began creating website and posting their archive material which they had every right to do as all had signed release form, many of which are now with me for safe keeping. The girls' secret was blown as their pictures was all over the web for all to see.
The first magazine that I scanned was Kane 29 that has stills from the Kane video ''The Ultimate Chastisment of Mandy Bait" in which Sue plays the part of a teacher. Needless to say not only dies she spank poor Mandy on her bare bottom she also gets her own bare bottom spanked and caned by the headmaster for daring to administer corporal punishment to a pupil when only he should do it. After being punished herself Sue, the teacher, seeks out Mandy who has been caned by the headmaster and tries to soothe her pain by kissing the naked girl all over.
The next magaine to hit the scanner was Kane 32 that features stills from the video "Girls In Trouble'' that also features another popular spanking model Anne Proto who has appeared in many spanking magazines and videos, not only Kane's. Girls In Trouble features a great deal of girl on girl spanking and hanky panky. Sue also gets her bare bottom spanked and caned hard by our old friend Dave the cabbie.
The final scan of the day was Kane 27 in which George Harrison Marks was a bit sneaky as he had Sue Ellis wear a black wig in the hope that she wouldn't be recognised, (sorry George, I recognised her straight away). Sue was partnered with another Kane favourite Jenny and looking at the pictures they both had a spanking good time.
Yesterday I drove over to north London, the Holloway Road to be precise to collect some copies of Kane that were rather expensive but there are times when you need to swallow your feelings and cough up the asking price. Those who know the Holloway Road will understand that it's not the most pleasant road to use, in fact it's awful. The location I needed to get to was less than ten miles from my home yet it took ages to get there. Not only is the Holloway Road a horrible road to us it's also a red route so you cannot park anywhere. When I reached my destination I turned into a side street and oh joy, I came upon a parking space large enough for two vehicles and one place was empty. My joy was short lived though as the cost of an hours' parking was £5.50 to park in a grotty side street- bloody daylight robbery! Next time, if there is a next time that I have to venture to that side of London I'll take the tube and navigate the Holloway road by bus as these days my Oyster card is free! C*nts!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MUM
Today is my dear old mum's ninety second birthday so later today I will be going to pay her a visit over in the wilderness at the penultimate station of the east bound Central Line that's commonly known as Theydon Bois. My plan is to go to the Stratford Westfield shopping centre and buy her something nice as a gift but I'm flumoxed as to what to get. What do you give a ninety-two year old lady who's final days are being spend in a single room at a residential care home. I have no idea whatsoever so I hope visiting the nicer shops in Westfield will give me some inspiration. Hopefully my journey on the tube will be better than the last as the nice man in Brent Cross shopping centre did a good job of replacing the screen on my iPhone (not the snooty arseholes in the Apple store). Everything works as it should so this time I wont be going crazy trying to look at emails, Facebook and Twitter without rebooting the damn thing and all things being well I should have an enjoyable journey and will probably call in at the Queen Victoria for a swift pint or two.
ALONE AGAIN, NATURALLY
Alone again because my better half has decided to go and visit her family for a few weeks leaving me to fend for myself. Mind you, it does give me lots of time to get some work done as that seems never ending. I still have lots of copies of Kane to scan and hopefully one day Ms Harrison Marks will get round to sending me the huge box of Kane archive material that she came across, which, of course will be another job, sorting all of that out and deciding what to do with it.
While working my way through the library copies of Kane I saw Kane 48 which features a young Paula Meadows in scenes from the Kane Video '' The Kane Assignment''. I've been an admirer of Paula since I saw her in an early edition of Janus spanking another woman. I didn't know who she was then and I certainly had no idea that she was submissive as she really looked the part when punishing another woman. Of course, reading her Janus interview I soon found out her true feelings towards spanking etc and that she wasn't dominant at all but a true submissive. Oh my mind ran amok when I read her interview and she mentioned when she was staying with friends and the feelings she had when she saw her friend being caned by her husband, not to mention the first time she her self was caned. Oh to have been a fly on the wall that day. I remember well when I borrowed a copy of the Kane Assignment from George Harrison Marks and saw in glorious colour on my TV Paula being spanked on her bare bottom by another woman who I now know was Anne Proto. I was even more enthralled when I saw her bend for the can, and as for the ultimate part of her punishment a beating with a riding crop on her naked nether region. How I envied the man in the video, I would have quite happily paid much money to be in his position. Oh the joy of baring Paula Meadows' bottom, taking her across my knees and spanking away at her bare cheeks, then having her bend and touch her toes for a taste of a leather tawse followed by the cane, a hard stinging caning that would leave her bottom marked with raised welts and bruises and painful to sit on. Sadly all of this was a pipe dream, a dream concocted by my minds eye and that it remains for although I have met this sexy woman on a few occasions I haven't had the pleasure and sadly I don't think I ever will. If you haven't seen the Kane Assignment now's your chance to see the stills of this excellent video as they appeared in Kane 48 as you can now download a copy here. Sadly, and you can thank the BBFC and the UK government, the Kane Assignment video is no longer available as spanking videos along with most of the other enjoyable things in life have been banned as thanks to Brexit things aren't going to get better in that direction.
You can see more of Paula being spanked and caned by clicking here, you can also visit her website by clicking on the banner below.
ITíS A FUNNY OLD WORLD.
Yesterday I went to a well-known shopping centre to have the screen replaced on my iPhone. As you can image there was a lot of waiting around to be done so I had a wander round the shops to while away the hours. Whilst in W.H. Smith, browsing through the magazines for sale I wasnít so much surprised to see they had no menís top shelf magazines for sale what did surprise me was that they were selling a magazine called ĎíWhat Guníí, so WH Smith deem it not acceptable to sell magazines that feature good looking scantily clad or naked women which in my opinion a thing of beauty but they are happy to sell a magazine that tells you what is the best gun to buy when guns are illegal to own in the UK, unless you have a license of course. Even so, with the amount of violence and gun crime on the streets these days I feel this is wrong. As I said, itís a funny old world!
Talking of men's magazines... Thanks to my dear friend Ms Harrison Marks, I've been busy scanning the Kane Library Copy magazines so that they can be sold as PDF downloads. It may seem a great way to earn a few pennies to some but I can assure you that scanning these magazines is time consuming and quite boring. That said, while scanning Kane Number 20 I came across some pictures of Sue Ellis who was one of my favourite models and who had a very spankable bum indeed. If you have been to one of the Kane spanking parties and have had the opportunity to see it let alone give it a good walloping you'll know what I mean. The pictures I mention are from a photo sequence call ''Taken For A Ride'' and featured Sue getting her rather large bare bottom spanked and caned by a cabbie called Dave. If you want to see all of the pictures of Sue Ellis getting her big bare bottom spanked and caned you can download a copy of Kane number 20 by clicking here.
Vida Garman has always been one of my favourite models so I was very happy and very surprised to see her on the cover of Kane 60 as a cane-wielding mistress. Vida looked absolutely gorgeous. At a photographic shoot that I did with Lorraine Ansel for Privilege Plus, the owner of the studio, Dave, canít think of his name told me he had photographed her many times. Of course I was rather jealous as who wouldnít want to photograph such a beautiful woman. I asked if he had any photos of her he would be willing to part with. After a little rummaging around he returned with a large black and white glossy photo of her and a contact sheet that was really good quality. Nothing is forever and Vida like many models of her day retired from modelling and began a new life, disappearing into the world of normality.
As many will know Teresa May (the model, not the prime minister) is a very good friend of mine and recently she received a Facebook friend request from Vida. Of course she accepted. Although I donít know Vida that well, I have met her a few times albeit briefly so I sent her a friend request though I was doubtful that she would accept it but I was wrong as she did, almost immediately after I sent it. Looking through her pictures she looks amazing and has hardly changed so at the moment I am a very happy bunny indeed. You can download Vida's spanking interview here.
STRANGE KIND OF WOMAN - LINDA AMATO
Recently Iíve been scanning copies of Kane Magazine as Josie Harrison Marks has kindly agree that I can sell them as PDF downloads on my magazine website vintagespankingmagazines.com Ė while scanning a copy of a Readersí Letters Special I came upon some photos that readers had sent submitted of their wives having their mature bare bottoms caned. Looking at these reminded me of a submissive woman I knew some years back by the name of Linda Amato who lived in Scotland. She used to send me naughty photos of herself, her bare bottom, her pussy and one where she did as I had instructed and had placed clothes pegs on her nipples, she also used to show herself explicitly on at webcam. Her bare bottom was quite large and I often thought, and I told her that she deserved to have it caned, and caned long and hard for being such a filthy slut, showing indecent and explicit pictures of herself to a man she had never met. I never did get to cane Linda Amatoís matronly bare arse but if I had Iím sure I would have done a very good job and reduced her to tears. I still wonder what it is that makes a married woman send such intimate pictures of themselves to a man they donít know and certainly havenít met. Very strange! Above are the pictures that reminded me of Linda and below are the pictures that she sent me, one of her mature bum cheeks that reinforce my though that she should have her knickers taken down and her bum bare for a damn good trashing with a wicked whippy rattan cane and one of her large bare breasts minus clothes pegs! Below: Linda Amato
A CURIOUS STATE OF AFFAIRS
Recently I sold a magazine on Amazon. The magazine in question was a ďnewíí reprint of a well known magazine, Iím sure you can fathom out which one I mean. As Iím sure most of you reading this blog will know the cover of this magazine shows sign of wear which is actually in the print rather than physical wear. The buyer contacted my and asked why they had received a secondhand magazine, not only that the publication date was wrong as it was shown on Amazon as published in 1972 but the date in the magazine was 1981. I politely explained to the buyer that the magazine was in fact new and the reason for what appeared to be wear. I also explained that the seller who had created the listing had circumvented Amazonís ISBN requirement by showing the publication date as 1972 rather than the true publication date of 1981. Now correct me if Iím wrong but if you wanted a particular copy of a magazine and you would know by the cover if it was the right or wrong one the publication date would be irrelevant. Not only that, the magazine in question wasnít published in a number format back in 1972 it was published as volumes and numbers. This also was pointed out to the buyer but they still went ahead and raised a claim. Iím sure most reasonable people would agree that the buyer is a pure scammer who like many in this world want something for nothing. Still, as the saying goes what goes around comes around
Over the years Iíve met many Mistresses both on line and in real life and the majority of those Iíve met have been nice people. Just because a woman is a Mistress or Dominatrix or whatever she chooses to call herself and she dominates and inflicts torture and punishment to submissive men doesnít make her a bad person. Sadly thereís always one who feels she is a cut above the rest of us, whether that be another Mistress or mere male, tarring all men with the same brush and that person is Lady Devin James of Femme Fatal Films. Mind you, if you want to see a real bitch torturing and flogging mere males it might be worthwhile joining FemmeFataleFilms and you can do that by clicking here.
SMOLLENSKY'S RESTAURANT THE STRAND, LONDON
A word to the wise... My son phoned me today to tell me that he took his wife of a couple of months to Smollensky‚Äôs in the strand for dinner and explained what it disaster it was. First, he said, they messed up his wife's gluten free food first saying what they ordered was gluten free then it wasn't, then they informed him that they had a problem as the freezers had broken down and they had to throw all the food away. The waitress tried to placate him and said not to worry as they were going to go to Tesco‚Äôs next door to buy the food to cook for them. His reply was similar to what I'd say only probably more polite, basically telling them to f*** off or words to that effect which is what he did moments later.
So remember when you pay a fortune to eat at Smollensky's in The Strand just where your expensive meal probably came from.
That's Smollensky's 105 Strand, London WC2R 0AA
FEMME FATALE FILMS UPDATE
Thanks to my friends at Femme Fatale Films I've added many free Fem Dom galleries to my website including one of a dark dusky Mistress Juliette De Sade. The name Juliette always reminds me of a Stevie Nicks song Juliet: A little bit like her, a little bit like Juliet... Only this Juliette will no doubt quite happily give you more than you bargained for along with a sore and very welted backside though I know many who would pay for that to happen. Left: Juliette De Sade. Below Goddess Heather.
Talking of Mistresses and female domination the blonde Goddess Mistress Heather Divine has a new shoot available quite aptly titled reward or forfeit. I have to wonder how this situation would be viewed by submissive males, would a severe caning on their bare backside by this beautiful and enchanting blonde goddess be seen as a reward or a forfeit. To that I'm sure I know the answer and I can well imagine a slave (gimp) begging to be caned mercilessly as a forfeit for not getting things correct though I also certain that Goddess Heather would view that as a reward. Ah what is a slave boy to do? Do you screw up and become disrespectful to your Mistress in the hope of her caning and whipping your naked nether regions to make you ''suffer'', or do you carry out her every whim, desire and command in the hope that she will reward you by spending her valuable time whipping and beating your worthless arse when she's rather be doing something worthwhile like polishing her nails. The life of a slave must me one long quandary as whatever you do the way your Mistress treats you is always going to be her decision and whatever you do you just won't get it right!
NO SPOKEN WORDS, OR SPOKEN WORDS THAT I WILL NEVER HEAR OR READ
Thinking of words spoken on Tuesday on Tuesday the 23rd August at Ray's funeral: my dad and I always had words over the amount of time I spent in the pub but he always made sure I had the price of a pint (David Coupland). I often wonder what will be said about me at my passing: Dad always made sure I had a bottle of decent scotch. Dad bought me an Apple Mac when I couldn't afford it. Dad took me to Gauchos and we had so much steak and champagne. Dad bought me Louis Vuitton bags and we always drank decent champagne, or Cliff was like a father to me and was always there for me. No spoken words, or spoken words that I will never heard or read. If I receive anywhere near as nice words as Ray I'll be a happy man and will be swinging happily on a star with a bottle of bubbly in hand, other than that to those that matter these five words I'll say to you... "I'll be there for you", and I always will be in life, death and more.
THE DAY THE MUSIC MAN DIED
Last Friday I received a message on Facebook from one of my cousins who gave me the sad news that her father, my uncle Ray had passed away the previous day. Uncle Ray as I knew him was really my cousin but as he was much older than both him and my cousin Beryl were always referred to as aunt and uncle. Uncle Ray was always cheerful and always the life and soul of family get gatherings, arranging games for the family like the infamous and rather rude Tea Pot game, us children always understood the innuendoes and laughed at their meaning while trying to show we didn't understand, and having us sing along to his rendition of I Am The Music Man. One occasion sticks in my mind where uncle Ray asked my dad what he would like to drink. ''What would you like Jim?" he asked. Dad replied, "What have you got?", "Whatever you want", Ray replied. Dad then asked for the most unusual and outrageous drinks knowing full well that Ray wouldn't have them. This went on for ages and had us all in stitches. "Not much of a bar is it?", Dad jokingly added. I often wonder if this is where Monty Python got the idea for The Cheese Shop sketch.
When my mum had to go into hospital I moved in with them for a short while and with my cousins Janet who was almost my age and Lesley who is approx five years younger than me. One morning I found myself missing my mum and was standing next to her coat in the hallway as the coat smelt of her, this led to me bursting in to tears. Auntie Beryl tried to comfort me and took me to the kitchen where my cousins were having breakfast. Janet burst in to tears for no apparent reason and Lesley soon followed saying through her tears that her Weetabix had broken up. Poor auntie Beryl now had three sobbing children to placate and didn't know where to turn.
Later on in life and having discovered the pleasure of Whisky at a New Year party uncle Ray chastised me and told me that ''other people like whisky!'' and I knew what he meant as I had guzzled more than my fair share. This led to me becoming rather ill and having to be taken upstairs by my dad. I desperately wanted to throw up but dad, all six foot two of him towered over me and in no uncertain terms told me what he would do to me if I was sick on Beryl and Ray's bedroom carpet. It's surprising what fear can do to you as God knows how I kept it in till dad arrived with a large bucket!
Now both dad and uncle Ray are in heaven together and more than likely winding each other up no end. And I'm sure dad is still asking Ray for a tipple of something that he doesn't have. R. I. P. uncle Ray, you were the best
APPLE ROTTEN TO THE CORE
Thankfully the third party company fixed the issue with the Touch ID and all is well. They kept their word that they would sort any problems I had and fix them which they did. As for Apple's snooty stance that if you've had anything done to your phone by a third party they won't give you support at all. It might be worth reminding the powers that be at Apple that a company is only as good as its customer base and when you treat them like shit they will soon dessert you then you're fucked, just like Gerald Ratner. Remember him?
Again good news as Instagram have terminated the fake account that was trying to con slaves and submissive men out of their hard earned cash be pretending to be Mistress Zena of Nottingham. But it doesn't end there. Yesterday I came upon a twitter account of someone called April Paine @goodpaine and what a pain they are as whoever April Paine is she certainly isn't Teresa May but that whose image she was using, which incidentally is one of mine. Thankfully the powers that be at twitter removed the image quite quickly.
Yesterday I broke the screen on my iPhone 6 Plus and went to the apples store to have a replacement fitted. They wanted £99 but couldn't do it until at least next Friday. As the screen was very sharp in places I asked at a third party place, just out side Waitrose at Brent Cross North London. They guy wanted £105 which was acceptable. I asked him if all would work OK especially the fingerprint touch security as I'd heard that it doesn't if you have a screen replaced elsewhere and not by Apple. He said it would. When all was done he checked everything but the fingerprint touch security doesn't and gave an error message. He said I needed to sync my phone with iTunes and then all would be fine, it wasn't. As I paid more than I would have at Apple it wasn't a case of trying to same money it was all about the repair time factor as I use my phone for business, checking emails and the like. I don't have anything written to prove I asked the question about the touch ID and that I was told it would work though I did ask both men on the stall. At the moment I'm kicking myself for being impatient. I've also seen on the web that if you try and restore a phone in this condition you'll get an error 53 message and your phone will be useless! Seems I'm going to have to give my legal beaver cousin a call again to see how I stand. Finally good news. Vodafone admitted their cock up and have given me a fifty percent discount for the duration of my contract. That's the good news.
GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS
Above: the one and only Mistress (Goddess) Zena of Nottingham - you can follow her on twitter @zenagoddess
And for those who don't know above is Miss Teresa May who you can follow on twitter @RealTeresaMay obviously not the UK's new Prime Minister
I know of lots of men, and women for that matter who enjoy having their bare bottom warmed by an attractive but very strict dominant woman. Recently I came across
such a lady, Miss Amy Hunter who has worked for my friends at Femme Fatale Films and looking at her I am sure there are many who would like to go across her knees for a sound bare bottom strapping with her wicked leather tawse or bend over touching their toes with their bare bottom raised high awaiting the heavy slap and thud of her paddle or the swish and burning sting of her crook-handle cane across their naked and vulnerable cheeks, and looking at Miss Amy Hunter I'm sure she would be more that willing to leave red raised welts and bruises and leave your bare bottom sore and aching and I'm sure there are many who would like her too. The images of Strict Miss Amy Hunter courtesy and © copyright of my good friends at FemmeFataleFilms.com
THE REAL MISTRESS ZENA
I don't know what it is about people who steal images of others and use them for their own financial gain. Recently this happened to a friend of mine Mistress Zena in the form of a fake Instagram account. This person, probably a sad loser male's profile was a Fin Dom (Financial Domination) and had stolen lots of Mistress Zena's pictures, both personal and Mistress ones. This account has now been terminated. However, it might be worth pointing out that pretending to be someone else and using their images is identity theft, fraudulent and illegal. So if you do this and the boys in blue come knocking at your door which no doubt they will you only have yourself to blame. For the record, this is Mistress Zena on twitter @zenagoddess and this isn't @mistresszena1
Five galleries have been added including some classic schoolgirl pictures and video clips, if you want to take a peek at these click on the images below
THE POLICEMEN ARE GETTING YOUNGER
ould pay a fortune to have this beautiful creature bare their bottom for a good bare bottom and have her squeeze their cock and balls tightly until they squirm with the pain. The only problem is she is based in Prague which is a real long way to go for a beating and cock and ball torture though by looking at her it would be money well spent. wling at her feet like the one in the gimp mask, and I know for a fact there are many, and I personally know many who fluff and look like they should still be in primary school and this also applies to Mistresses . Recently I came across a Mistress who by her looks would pass of as a sexy sixth former though I have no idea of her age. She goes by the name of Mistress Arella and she truly makes me feel ancient even though I'm not completely past my sell by date.
I have no doubt that there are many submissive males out there who would give anything to be naked and kneebuml sporting or another are stilYou know you're getting old when the boy's in blue who pull you over for some reason
You can follow Mistress Arella on her twitter feed here @MistressArella and visit here website by clicking on the banner below.
THE TRIAL OF A SLAVE MISTRESS ELEISE DE LACY
A new Fem Dom gallery featuring the beautiful but very severe Mistress Eleise De Lacy punishing her slave has been added to the Femme Fatale Films gallery click here to view.
The poor slave is whipped by Mistress Eleise then forced to kneed with his bare arse offered for her pleasure. He then suffers the indignity and pain of having a butt plug with electrodes attached inserted deep inside his anus. Mistress Eleise then turns on the power making her slave writhe and squirm in agony as the electric current flows through his tender regions.
Next he is shackled to the torturous wheel where she administers cock and ball torture until she is bored, leaving her slave to suffer in silence.
With thanks to my good friends at Femme Films for the kind permission to use their material.
FEMME FATALE FILMS
Thanks to my good friend Heather Divine I have been able to add some Fem Dom galleries to my website featuring some of the most attractive women I've come across including Heather herself, Governess Elizabeth, Mistress Krush and The Hunteress .
Above left, Governess Elizabeth give an OTK bare bottom . Above centre, Mistress Krush pulls her office boy's pants down before giving him a severe bare bottom caning with her wicked and painful crook-handled punishment cane (top right). Left, Goddess Heather Divine gives one of her male staff a hard whipping with her twin tailed whip and as an additional punishment he had to be completely naked! Bottom left, The Hunteress administers a hard bare bottom caning to her collared
A WORD OF WARNING
I've been a Vodafone customer for as long as I can remember and to be honest they've never been the best provider but I've stayed with them rather than have the hassle of transferring my number to another. Approximately 18 months ago my spotify premium that was part of the package reverted to the free version as my year's contract had expired. Of course that happened at the most inconvenient time. As soon as I could I contacted Vodafone and was offered a new contract, cheaper than what I was currently paying but with more goodies. The customer service agent in the sales told me the package came with one years free Spotify Premium and one years free Netflix. There's a saying that if it sounds to good to be true it probably is and it was. However, contrary to what others believe I am a reasonable person and I knew this couldn't be correct so I asked the salesman to confirm that ''Both'' were included in the package giving him the opportunity to correct what he had told me but he insisted both came with the package which as I suspected later found out they didn't which is misrepresentation.
Anyway, I didn't really want Netflix as I have many movie channels with my TV provider but Spotify was a must so I signed up and duly received a text message to activate Spotify though when I followed the link I found I could only sign up for a months free trial then I would be billed. Thinking I had made a mistake I called Vodafone and informed them of this and was told that this was correct and as Spotify was included in my package, so I did and I was. I knew it! This became an on going issue and to cut a long story short I ended up having to contact Vodafone each month for a refund which meant having to go relate the problem each time which was exasperating. When this contract expired I continued to pay for it and paid for Spotify premium each month rather than taking out a new contract as I was sure I would create many headaches for myself if I took out a new contract.
A few weeks ago my wife and I took our daughter shopping so rather than be dragged round all of the ladies clothes shops and be bored senseless I ended up in the Vodafone store and ending up taking out a new Red Sharer contract so my wife and I could have 20 GB of shared 4G data. Ten days later I realised that neither of us were getting 4G and phoned Vodafone customer support who said they would look into it and he issue would be resolved within 48 hours. It wasn't. I then went to the Vodafone store and the girl there, who was helpful and contacted each and every support department couldn't solve the 4G problem and suggested I cancel the Red Share contact and that we take out individual contract which we did. Thankfully my wife was receiving 4G almost immediately but I didn't. I was told that this was because her contact hadn't been finalised on the system and until her had been finalised mine wouldn't activate though she would sort it the next day. The next day came and went, things were still the same, No 4G for me. Another trip to the Vodafone store. I have no complaint regarding the young lady who was trying to solve my problem but she told me she had contacted every department she could and there was nothing further she could do for me. I was at my wits end. I told her, in a nice way that I have a business to run, I need 4G and was not leaving the store unless I had a phone that was receiving it. This I related to the store's duty manager who provided me with a Pay As You Go sim for free with unlimited calls, text and 6 GB of data and this worked so there is nothing wrong with my phone. The situation is on going. I'm still using the Pay As You Go temporary number.
I hope by posting this I may have saved someone else having the same problems as I have.
Vodafone, you are the crappiest UK phone provider imaginable. SORT IT!
FAREWELL HARLOW TOWN
Another chapter of life is closed. Mum's flat has been cleared now it's down to Harlow council. No more do we have ties with Harlow, the place I was dragged up and lived until my early twenties. The place where I got my own first home courtesy of Harlow council. The place I bought my first house. The place I worked, Baxter's Butchers (would you like stuffing madam?) W.H Smith and Son as it was then with the perverted bum grabbing Captain Mainwarring look a like Mr. Munday, the place I made many friends including Trudy of ''Miss Judy's Farm fame Gordon,'' whose mother was referred to as Granny Clampet! Pat (female) the Marc Bolan look alike, Eric Burrell who was my best man, Cathy Mallion who I never got to shag though Eric did and another tubby girl, Kathleen what curly hair like a Brillo pad (on her head) who I nearly did shag and no doubt would have become up the duff if Philip hadn't saved me. Burtons, the place I learned to measure a man for a bespoke suit and where the other salesman and I used to watch couples doing naughty things, having oral and full sex in the fitting rooms through the air vents (fitting rooms were truly rooms in those days), not forgetting the Saturday girl of canary yellow panties fame who gave me so many wet dreams. Mister Byrite where Eric and I tormented the life out of the gibbering idiot of a manager Pat Smith and where I was involved in an armed robbery, one that plod tried to pin on me but couldn't as I was bloody innocent. So no longer do I have ties with Harlow. Guess that's not such a bad thing.
It's been a trip down memory lane going through the copies of Kane Magazine that I collected from Josie last month, some were ones I put together and some were ones Josie created after I moved on to pastures new. Josie and I had often talked about making a 100th anniversary issue but due to my departure I was not involved though I truly wish I had been. This issue is almost impossible to get hold of now though all is not lost as thanks to Josie I have recreated it as a digital download from the files she used and as a bonus all of the images that were printed black and white in the magazine are now in full glorious colour. This you can obtain from this website by clicking here. Also available are new copies of Kane Magazine which is the final stock of the Kane office.
vanishes completely (and now it has).blogwas caught posting copyright material and the material was subsequently removed after a DMCA notification was submitted. However, not suffering his loss quietly the blogger posted a confession stating that ALL of the images they had posted had been stolen from the web by him, which is acceptable because everyone does it. Right! So that means I can go on a shop lifting spree and get all my wares for free because others do it. I think not, and I'm sure the boys in blue will agree with me. Below is the blogger's response to the removal of his stolen content. I'm sure it won't be long before the CRY BABY CRY, MAKE YOUR MOTHER SIGH
Over the years Tumblr has been a thorn in the side of many as many bloggers feel they can steal and post copyright material there. Of course, copyright theft is a crime and if you don't believe me click here and you will see that it is and that you can end up on the wrong end of legal proceedings. Recently a Tumblr blogger ''Proper White Knickers''
UK Copyright Law fact sheet from the UK Copyright Service.
Top 10 Copyright Myths page from the UK Copyright Service.
THE LETTER, THE ADVERT
It's been ages since I've updated my blog mainly because I became a little bored with it plus family commitments and duties were and still are taking up much of my time. Then there's the need to earn a few pennies so that I can enjoy the finer things of life such as eating and drinking and paying for the luxury of paying for BT Sport and SKY Sports even though there was hardly any football on a Saturday unless you count La Liga or the Bundas League.
Sometimes you find something that you had forgotten about and when you do you wish that you had remembered that you still had it. When I used to do a 9-5 a female colleague of mine became quite interested in the subject of which I naively thought was a good thing. She knew that I was involved with Kane magazine and that I was a big fan of Paula Meadows who this woman even spoke to. However, as Jim Diamond sang, I should have known better as later this woman would try to stitch me up like a kipper by bleating to the management and grassing me up. Now, had I been cute when all of this was going on I would have remembered that she hand wrote a letter to Paula Meadows and it was subsequently published in Februs. Not only that, she wanted to become a Mistress to earn a few extra quid and hand wrote an advert that I was going to place in Kane advertising her services. Sadly I didn't, but hey... Today while having a sort out I came across a folder that these two hand written incriminating missives in her distinctive writing style, one the original and one a photocopy. I'm tempted to send these to the hierarchy of the company that I worked for to prove a point and totally embarrass her or scan them and post them on line for all the world to see.
Talking of Kane, Thanks to Josie Harrison Marks I have thousands of copies for sale which you can purchase by clicking here and that's not all as thanks to Josie you can now get digital copies of Kane by clicking here. And there's more as complete photo sets, some from the archives and some newer are also available and more will be coming in the near future and these you can obtain by clicking here including an amazing set of KaraJayne being spanked on her bare bottom by Josie and the complete set of Sue Ellis in Mandy Bait!
THE DAY THE MUSIC DIED - R.I.P DAVID BOWIE
As is the norm this morning I checked my iPhone for messages to see what's happening on Facebook and to say I was stunned at what I saw is an understatement. David Bowie has always been a part of my life from Space Oddity which was out when I was at school to listening to Ziggy Stardust at the store where I worked in London's Oxford Street, Aladdin Sane in Burtons where my friend and I sang Panic In Burtons to Panic In Detroit and my dad buying me David Live for Christmas. When Diamond Dogs came out it was played non stop in the Oxford Street store. I loved the metallic intro to Rebel Rebel which has remained one of my favourite all time Bowie songs. It seems surreal that David has passed from this world to the next and has joined that mega band in the sky that includes Jim Morrison, John Lennon. Steve Ray Vaughan, Jimi Hendrix Keith Moon, Jack Bruce and John Entwhistle, the list just goes on and on. R.I.P David another London boy who made it. #Respect
BASTARD BRENT BINMEN - HAPPY NEW YEAR
Like the majority of people I look forward to the season of goodwill and enjoy the moment as I'm certainly no scrooge when it comes to giving gifts and gratuities. Now, correct me if I'm wrong but I thought the government had passed a law to prevent people taking bribes and under that law it meant that people like Bin Men were not permitted to accept gifts. As I previously I'm no scrooge or tight wad and I have no objection to giving gratuities to those who deserve it, IE those that have gone the extra mile when doing what they are paid to do. Just before Christmas my Bin Men rang on my doorbell to wish me a happy Christmas which was obviously to claim their Christmas ''bung'' which they are not, according to the law, supposed to do. But hey, it's Christmas time, goodwill to all men blah blah so I gave the expected bung, which wasn't a small amount.
This week I needed to dispose of a broken dining chair and put it next to my bin thinking that after receiving their Christmas bunce they would take it, but how wrong can you be as the bastards didn't! So next year mister Brent Bin Man you can stand on your head and whistle Dixie through your Arsene Wenger cause you won't be getting anything from me apart from perhaps a phone call to your boss to tell them what you are up to. Mind you, there's more than one way to skin a cat and the chair now resembles a victim of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and is waiting to be emptied from my wheelie bin and taken to it's final resting place ''the tip''.
The moral of this... Treat others as you would like to be treated and be a nice person; not a slimey toad!
Itís bad enough seeing your elderly mother suffer at any time of the year but with the season of goodwill rapidly approaching it makes the situation much harder to bear. My mother is in her nineties and at present is in hospital after suffering a fall and being diagnosed with cardio problems. Approximately a year ago she suffered a stroke and the current situation has made things worse. If you had asked me a month ago whether she would be here for Christmas I would have said no. Thankfully things are going in the right direction but only a little. Sheís now of the frame of mind that she wonít be able to take care of herself which for her to say is frightening as before she would never admit to such a thing. At present she cannot walk which is the main issue, though the physiotherapists along with the rest of the doctors and nurses at the hospital she is in are doing their utmost to get her as fit as is possible given the circumstances. Itís heartbreaking watching as she tries to walk, as she tries to stand up from a wheelchair and to listen to her cries of pain. She says she wants to be Ďínormalíí, to be the way she was before. Of course that what my family and I want as well but we know that itís not going to happen.
The situation has made me think back to my childhood and all the things she, along with my father did for me and gave me as a child when I more than likely didnít deserve it. I think back to Christmas, that, for a child used to come far to slowly but for me it was worth waiting for. My parents were what was considered working class and they both worked hard for little reward. Money was tight though thankfully we always had food in the house and somehow Christmas presents were plentiful and Santa frequently left me a bike! One Easter I was given the biggest Easter egg you can imagine it was almost as big as me! It was massive and it was shared between all of the kids (my friends) in the street. If I come across a photo of it I will post it here.
We always had a three week summer holiday as my dad firm shut down for the last week of July and the first two weeks of August each year. We didnít go abroad, we went regularly to a caravan site in Kent, on the Isle of Sheppy, Leysdown, Central Beach Camp. To me those holidays were magical! I loved the gaslights, going to the clubhouse every night where mum and dad played bingo. Sometimes I was given a card too! Later in the evening as the resident band played, usually a duo of a man on an organ and a drummer, mum and dad danced the night away; the danced the Foxtrot, Waltz and quickstep and many more dances of the era Iím sure, while I was content with a bottle of shandy, a pie, crisps and a pickled egg!
Although being working class mum was so glamorous, a peroxide suicide blonde. She would never smoke a cigarette without using an elegant cigarette holder. Looking at faded photographs from these times I realize how truly beautiful my mum was. Itís frightening to look at her now with the realization that time waits for no one. We are all mortal, we will all reach the stage in life, thatís if we survive to such an age, where we cannot fend for ourselves and need constant care and attention and that one day I will be in my mumís situation and my children in mine.
DODGY AMAZON SELLER
Avoid! I purchased a hard back copy of Roberta KrayĎs book Dangerous Promises from the seller called blotboy. The book came in a recycled jiffy bag with no packing. The book arrived damaged which was disappointing as Iíd been trying to locate a copy for ages as it is currently out of print. But thatís not all. The packing slip was photocopied on paper that had already been used and the content of the reused paper was a page from a book that contained pornographic text which I wonít share here. Those who know me know that I wouldnít be shocked or offended by such material, what I find grossly distasteful is that this jerk is sending this material out with orders for regular (vanilla) content. Anyone, my mum, your mum or my granny could have placed an order with this seller and received the same. It beggars belief that there is such thoughtless idiots out there!
MISTRESS HEATHER DIVINE
Today I was listing to the radio and Elvis's Hound Dog came on. This brought back memories of all the woofers, hounds, hags or whatever terminology you'd care to use I've met over the years of working in the adult industry. Thankfully, I've also met many very beautiful and elegant ladies including Red Mistress, Sidonia Von Borke, Mistress R'eal, Lady Seductress and Mistress Heather Divine that I've a added a new gallery page of where you can see lots of pictures and videos of this beautiful but very strict and very mean lady punishing and abusing her slaves.
As my better half is away on holiday for three weeks leaving me alone to fend for myself I've been watching mucho television late at night and into the early hours of the morning, though this hasn't been good viewing. Currently on the CI channel there is a series called Crimes That Shocked Britain and much of this focuses on the sadistic murders of children. So far the cases shown have been the callous and brutal murder of April Jones, the moor's murderers Myra Hindley and Ian Brady, Angus Sinclair who raped and murdered Christine Eadie and Helen Scott and the abusive Rolf Harris
I really despise nonces who, in the words used by my mother, ''interfere'' with children, and to be honest I cannot comprehend why anyone would want to.
The family gatherings I attended when I was a child always involved my favourite uncle, ''uncle Ray'', doing his party pieces and being the instigator of many games such as the Tea Pot game where we all were given a part of the tea pot, writing a list of a squillion things and places beginning with the letter, say (B) for Brighton, Blue, Bottle, Brass... and me getting a clip round the ear from my dad for daring to suggest Bollocks!''. If you haven't played the teapot game it's quite simple, each person is given the part of the teapot as a name IE the spout. Uncle Ray would site in the middle of the room holding the teapot and would say something that we each had to repeat such as... My teapot needs a clean... My spout needs a clean... My dad was always given the knob! family standing joke. Bearing in mind my cousins and I were children we all knew the innuendos but daren't say. All good clean family fun with a bit of smut to make us all roar with laughter. Uncle Ray always sang I Am The Music Man and had us making the sounds of whatever he played - pia pia piano for the piano, suck blow suck blow suck blow suck for the harmonica though my favourite was the bagpipes, holding my nose and using the ledge of my hand on my throat to make some good awful sound. We used to sing along to Rolf Harris's The Court Of King Caracticus and Two Little Boys. All good wholesome family fun. Sadly Rolf Harris wasn't the nice person we thought he was and after being convicted of his heinous crime I find myself as an adult analyzing the lyrics of his songs. I can understand why people say he has taken away part of their childhood as part of mine and my cousins is now tarnished.
I cannot imagine how a parent is supposed to carry on after having a child abducted and murdered. I truly feel for the parents of April Jones, not only was their daughter murdered her body was disposed of partly by being spread around the countryside and partly burnt in her assailants fire. I can only imagine the torture the poor parents suffered as the thought of the same or similar happening to one of my children fills me with something I can't put into words.
My son is now a grown man and drives a bus in London for a living and my fear is that there will be a repeat of the July 7th 2005 bombings. Sometimes my mind envisages the worst and I see him frightened, maimed, crying for us or blown to bits. It's horrific enough having these thoughts and fears but suffering the reality... There but for the grace of God.
CAR CRASH VICTIM
I must be typing this from my hospital bed as it seems I've been involved in a head on collision! Really! I suppose this must be true as today I was called by Albany Assistance who told me exactly what had happened and that they could help me make a claim against the other driver for my injuries. This really disturbed me so I hastily took stock of my physical attributes. Thankfully my head was still in place, I also had two arms, legs feet and hands, goolies and a dick. Thank the lord for that! It's really weird as they knew my name and my telephone number and I couldn't help but wonder when this disastrous head on collision happened! Had I been legless at the time? Was I suffering amnesia? No, of course not because as always it was some twat thinking I'm dumb enough to fall for their scam let alone spend time talking to them!
The company who called my was Albany Assistance, They called from 0203 634 2315 - I Googled this company and there's a statement on their website stating that they are aware people are being cold called by someone claiming to be them and if you're called to email them giving as much info as possible. Right! This makes me feel even more wary, as much info as possible! Why not just ask for the number you were called from? Iffy, very iffy!
You can read Albany Assistance's statement by clicking here.
SILLY OLD BAG
As I'm sure those of you who live in the UK will already know, as from yesterday, Oct 5th if you make a purchase from a shop whose company employs more than 250 people you will have to pay for a plastic bag. Yesterday, also happened to be my dear old mum's birthday so as a good son I went and paid her a visit. As my mum is rather elderly and not as mobile as she would like to be she asked if I would go to her bank and order a new cheque book for her. No problem. while I was in the small shopping centre and after I ordered mum's cheque book I spotted a Greggs bakers and as I adore their sausage rolls I thought I'd treat myself to a few along with a coffee as I knew my wife wanted to check out the shops as all women do. So there I was, sausage rolls and coffee ordered. Then it happened... If you want a bag that'll be 5p! What, you have to pay for a bag for takeaway hot food! another bloody case of rip off Britain. Than you Mr. Cameron, I hope you think of poor sods like me while you enjoy your coffee and biscuits that the over burdened tax payer is paying for.
Lesley Sey - IT'S A MYSTERY
Today I was looking through some folders of images that had
been used on the old kane-online.com website and I came upon a set of the lovely Lesley Sey from the video A Trilogy Of Domestic Discipline that featured her as a magistrate. Although I didn't take the stills that at the video shoot I did script the video.
The plot was Lesley had been picked up at a local nightclub. The lucky guy who had taken her home was sure that he had seen her before but couldn't place her, until after a few drinks. It then dawned on him where he had seen her, it was the bloody magistrate who had slapped him with a six-month driving ban. He was livid. Here she was, drinking his booze, and after he had spent a fortune on her at Tree Tops night club. In true Kane fashion there could only be one course of action and that of course was in the form of a bare bottom spanking followed by more than a few strokes of the cane across her judicial naked arse!
If I get a breathing space I may get round to posting a gallery of the whole set.
I've updated my copyright and guide for bloggers, especially when it comes to my images being posted on Tumblr, click here to read them
Today I had planned to have some me time rather than doing any web work and for some in explicit reason I found myself googling Rosaleen Young. Rosaleen or Chrissie as I knew her was a very well known and liked model in the spanking scene and did many shoots with her husband known as Earl Grey, she also had many websites including Spanked Brats which at one point was owned by myself and Brigella. The other sites were, if my memory serves me well were spankmybottom and rosaleenyoung, she along with her husband also did many shoots and videos for Firm Hand Spanking. Chrissie, AKA Rosaleen, also appeared in Janus' Privilege Plus and Privilege Club as Christina Winchester.
As many will already know Chrissie (Rosaleen Young) has retired from the spanking scene though I had no idea why, until today that is. After reading through many posts on a well known spanking site It seems that she became quite ill which was brought on by her spanking and modelling work invading and causing havoc with her personal life and on this score she has my complete sympathy. That said, if you set up spanking groups, websites and appear in spanking magazines to promote yourself and to earn a few quid what do you expect.
The past weeks have been really hectic as on the 5th one of my beautiful daughters got married, next year my son is getting wed so the there's still expensive times ahead.
WHO'S THAT GIRL
While waiting at London Heathrow's Terminal 3 for my wife's family to arrive a young woman came out, she looked remarkably like Fleur East the XFactor runner up which isn't surprising as it was her. Fleur had been my favourite of that year's competition, not only had I voted for her I had purchased her songs from the iTunes store and have them on my phone. Half of me wanted to approach her and say hello and ask if I could have a picture taken with her but half of me felt uneasy about doing so as I know what it's like to be approached by a fan as it's happened many times when I'm out with my infamous daughter. However, I knew that if I didn't I would go home regretting it so I did. Thankfully, I got my photo with her, much to the envy of my son and many of my friends and family when I posted the picture on my Facebook page. Fleur was amazing and as nice as pie so many kudos from me and with such a pleasant attitude I'm sure she will go far. You know, It's all about that bass, no treble!
LONDON AND CARDIFF CALLING
I've added two Fem Dom galleries, on of beautiful dark and dusky London Mistress Lady Seductress and one of Mistress R'eal from Cardiff.
Above Left and centre: London Mistress Lady Seductress who no doubt would enjoy seducing you into her W1 dungeon where she would introduce you to her dark world of sensual submission. You can follow Lady Seductress on twitter here: @ladyseductress or visit her website by clicking here. Above far right: Cardiff Mistress R'eal who needs no introduction. Images courtesy of my wonderful friends at FemmeFataleFilms.com
WONT GET FOOLED AGAIN
Life is a learning curve and no matter how long you have lived you never stop learning. When I was employed a manager of mine always said that "I don't mind looking a c*nt, it's when I feel a c*nt I feel a c*nt", and that I can relate to as that's how I feel at the minute. Each time I find myself in this position I make a conscious decision that this is the last time it will happen but oops it happened again. I won't go into the sordid details of what happened less I kick off world war three as that I don't need.
DEVIL'S DYKE DRIVE
On Tuesday 25th August my family and I went to West Sussex to meet our son-in-law's family before the big day which is the 5th of Sept, just a week tomorrow. The original plan was to take everyone to lunch at the Miller & Carter where we have always had excellent food and excellent service but with the tragic crash at the Shoreham Airshow and the A27 being closed getting there would have been a nightmare so we agreed to go to The Devil's Dyke. Mistake or what! For those who don't know The Devil's Dyke is a restaurant high up on top of the hills of West Sussex with an amazing view and reached by a road the width of a small country lane, not the best of roads at the best of times and on this fateful day God was not on our side. The weather was absolutely awful. Monsoon is an understatement as it lashed down.
When we eventually arrived at the restaurant we were all ravenous and thirsty and were looking forward to something hot to eat. After what appeared to be far too long a wait a waitress by the name of Sally appeared and took our order. Man this woman could talk for England. The time it took for the drinks to arrive was abysmal, and we thought that was a long wait! After a couple of pints our starters arrived, and these were quite enjoyable. About an hour later, I kid you not, the main courses arrived and they were bloody disgusting. My misses ordered a hot vegetarian sandwich which arrived as black as New Gate's Knocker! For a change I had ordered sausages rather than steak which I generally choose, The sausages were burnt to a cinder, black and tasted appalling. You may wonder why I didn't send these back and complain. This I would normally do but as this was the occasion of meeting our new family for the first time I felt uneasy to do so. None of us had a dessert as A: we didn't have another few hours to spare and B: I dread to think what they had on offer.All of this is quite sad really as the location of Devil's Dyke is beautiful and it should really be a place you want to go; which it isn't.
I did email the company that owns The Devil's Dyke restaurant and let them know of my bad experience but so far I have not had any reply. I have also left my comments on Trip Adviser which you can read here. After my review was published I took the time to read what others thought of the place and I was not surprised to see that others had received poor service and food. So it isn't just me. So if you're down in Shoreham and want a nice meal avoid this place like the plague! Their address is:
The Devil's Dyke
MISTRESS ELEISE DE LACY
There are some Mistress in the world of BDSM who think that every male they meet should be subservient to them and they treat them as such which I find quite disrespectful especially as I treat Mistresses that I know with respect. IE, I don't talk down to them or threat them as if they were submissive in nature. Of course, my option of these women is they are no more a true Mistress than I am, and being male... Well I feel I've made my point clear. Then there are the other type of Mistress who treat people with the respect that is shown to them. One of these Mistress is Eleise De lacy who these days is based in the beautiful city of Paris. Not only is Mistress Eleise immensely attractive I also find her quite intelligent, with, in my opinion quite a romantic trait going by her twitter feed. Over the past few days Mistress Eleise and I have had a few conversations and if and when she comes to London we have plans to meet which is something I am looking forward to.
Judging by the pictures of Mistress Eleise I've seen which seem to be all over the worldwideweb these days I have no doubt that as a Mistress she is quite demanding and is very capable of inflicting much pain to a slave whether it be in the form of a caning to their bare backside or a whipping on their bare buttocks or back or even pain caused by CBT and pegging.
If you want to know more about this incredible woman you can follow her twitter fee which is @MistressEleise or her website mistresseleise.net
Image courtesy of my friends at TheEnglishMansion.com
SPANKED BY MISTRESS GODDESS ZENA
I've added a new free gallery of the beautiful blonde Mistress Goddess Zena of Nottingham giving one of her slaves a good hard bare bottom punishment spanking OTK with her hand and with a wooden spoon with her slave bending over the back of a chair, and by the colour of his bum cheeks I doubt if he will be sitting comfortably for quite a while. You can see the rest of the pictures by clicking here.
You can follow Mistress Zena on twitter which is @zenagoddess
One of the nicest girls I've had the opportunity to work with and of course spank and cane on her cute bare bottom is Sam Johnson. Sam is featured in many of the Kane and Top Marks videos and many issues of Kane Magazine. Many of the reader's of Kane Magazine have had the opportunity to have this gorgeous girl over their knees or touching her toes at a Kane spanking party or a privately arranged 1-2-1 session so that they can make her tender cheeks a deep shade of pink. Sadly over the years I lost touch with Sam, however, today I was pleasantly surprised to see her name come up as a friend suggestion on Facebook. At first I thought it might be someone with the same name but it wasn't; it was the Sam that I knew and loved so I quickly clicked on the ''Add Friend'' button. It's good to have her back in my circle of friends after so many years.
I'm sure it's what you wouldn't expect to see on my blog but last night I was watching TV with her in doors and by chance ITV were showing a program celebrating many years of Saturday night television. One of the programs highlighted was Gladiators which my children wouldn't miss and if the truth be known neither would I, though my reason for watching was really quite suspect as it was only to see Lightening, the gymnast Kim Betts. Being blonde and beautiful she reminded me of the glamour model Eve Vorley. What a body and what a gorgeous rear! The problem is I'm sure she has the capability to make mince meat of me so I'm saying no more.
FEMMEFATALEFILMS - MISTRESS ELEISE DE LACY
A new gallery ''A Sound Wanking'' featuring Mistress Eleise De Lacy has been added, courtesy of my strict friend Mistress Heather Divine of FemmeFataleFilms
LYNN PAULA RUSSELL
I'm pleased to see that my talented friend Lynn Paula Russell's website is back on line, so if you're looking for some of her work such as her beautiful bodyscapes to own now's your chance.
MISTRESS ELEISE DE LACY & MISTRESS TERESA MAY
A new free gallery featuring the beautiful blonde Mistress Eleise De Lacy has been added along with a free video of her spanking and caning her office boy, courtesy of my friends at FemmeFataleFilms. I've also begun adding pictures of the strict Mistress Teresa May at work in her dungeon, more pictures will be added to this gallery each day.
MISTRESS R'EAL & MISS DEELIGHT
A new free Femme Domme gallery courtesy of my friends at FemmeFataleFilms has been added. Watch Mistress R'eal and Miss Deelight give a helpless slave CBT and drizzle hot wax on his defenceless knob and shaft.
I can't quite believe that thirty-seven years have passed since my father died at the young age of fifty-five which these days is absolutely no age at all. I wish I had the opportunity to spend more time with him and share my thoughts, dreams, likes and a few beers while watching the football which was his favourite pastime and I wish he'd had the chance to watch it on a large screen TV in HD 3D.
I remember as a boy standing outside a TV rental shop when colour TV was in it's infancy and rather expensive as we waited for a Green Line to take us home from a family gathering and how over joyed he was when we got our first colour set. I find it very strange that I have been on this mortal coil for a longer period than him. Tonight I will celebrate his life and the small time that I had with him with a rather large malt whisky. R.I.P dad wherever you are.
A new Femme Domme gallery from my friends at FemmeFataleFilms that features the gorgeous brunette Mistress Ursula (left) has been added.
THE PIT AND THE PENDULUM
Now don't go getting confused with the classic horror film that was based on the Edgar Allen Poe book of the same name, this is all to do about eating out if you find yourself in Nottingham. I'm not saying the service is bad but a friend of mine who chose to eat there at the unearthly hour of 7 PM was told the kitchen was closed! WTF! What sort of place to eat closes it's kitchen so early. So be warned, if you're in Nottingham and you want to eat an evening meal on or after 7 PM don't go there or you'll find the pit of your stomach will still be rumbling.
IT'S A HARD LIFE BUT SOMEONE HAS TO SUFFER IT
Another day another dollar but today I'm taking some time out of my hectic life to spend some time wining and dining with a beautiful woman as today I'm off once again to London's West End, Piccadilly in fact to have lunch and drinks with Lady Seductress, one of London's finest Mistresses, somewhere in the heart of what used to be the capital's seediest area. This as many will know is the place where the famous Janus shop used to, be filled to the brim with spanking magazines and implements of correction such as paddles, swishy crook-handled canes and straps that could sting, bruise and cover the soft and tender flesh of bare feminine buttocks (and bad boys of course) with wicked red marks. It's a hard life spending time with so many attractive ladies but someone has to do it so it might as well be me. Chow for now.
MISTRESS GODDESS ZENA - NOTTINGHAM'S FINEST
If you don't know who Goddess Zena is you must be a hermit living in a damp cave as she has done many shoots for Mistress Sidonia Von Borke's The English Mansion. Goddess Zena has a trait insomuch as she has a passion for abusing her slaves and she does that in many ways: Anal, CBT, Trampling, Electro Torture, Needles and of course the regulation spanking caning and whipping. She also enjoys being the most severe and pain inflicting nurse you will ever meet and she will gladly milk your worthless cock with her devilish milking device. I've just added a free gallery of this ravishing mistress that you can see by clicking here, you can follow Mistress Zena on twitter here.
PLEASURE AND PAIN AT THE CAMDEN JAZZ CAFE
Carol Decker and her band sure rocked last night and performed an amazing set. As I thought Giving Up The Ghost wasn't on the set list but my compensation for that was they opened with Thank You For Goodbye (rides again) which is one of my favourite tracks that can only be found on a 12 inch or CD single. They also played many of my other favourites: Bridge Of Spies, Sex Talk and the first single from the new album Nowhere and ended with, as was expected China In Your Hand. After watching Carol's exhilarating performance I have to wonder what Gary Barlow was thinking when he commented on XFactor that China In Your Hand was sung out of tune. Idiot!
Thank you Carol and T'Pau for a very entertaining night. Incidentally, the backing singer was captivating.
It's been a long time in coming but finally my girls and I are going to the Jazz Cafe Camden to see T'Pau and the amazing redhead Carol Decker. I've been a huge fan of Carol Decker and T'Pau since first hearing their debut album Bridge Of Spies. I have my fingers crossed that Giving Up The Ghost will be on the set list but I have a feeling I am going to be disappointed. Never mine. I have a table booked and will be enjoying a tasty meal along with much alcohol, bubbly if they have it and I intend to thoroughly enjoy myself.
I've eventually succumbed and moved from a Windows laptop to a Mac Book Pro and I feel like a complete dummy! I suppose I'll get used to it as time goes by and things will become easier but until then I will be going Tasmanian and the air will be quite blue!
This morning I have yet another trip to the hospital to see nurse Hita about by dodgy Mallet Finger. Although my nurse is very nice and very cute it really would be nice if I had a nurse like Red. Wishful thinking I know but we're all entitled to our naughty daydreams.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO RED
Today is the birthday of the UK's hottest red head Red-xxx and it looks like she has already opened one of her presents which certainly is a handful.
Here's wishing you a very happy birthday my friend. Have a drink or two on me today or you'll have to wait until you pay a visit to London when I can buy them in person.
I wish someone would treat me to such a tasty gift!
RED HOT WOMEN
The weather for a change is red hot so I shall be working in my garden office with a few ice cold beers by my side and make the most of the glorious weather. Talking about red hot brings me to some new galleries I've added today as one of them is of Red Mistress being rather naughty with Lynda Leigh and women certainly don't come hotter than these two gorgeous babes.
Talking of Red Hot women I was lucky enough to have lunch with one of them yesterday, my beautiful and dearest friend Teresa May. I'm still trying to decide what was hotter, Teresa or the weather! Thank you Teresa for the wonderful Thornton's chocolate football boot and cupcakes. They were delicious!
You an see many more free pictures of Teresa on her own website www.officialteresamay.com where you can buy personally signed photos and purchase many of her naughty DVDs including the very naughty Teresa Takes Ten, Lick My Micky and Blue Movie Star
MONEY CHANGES EVERYTHING
Cyndi Lauper sang Money Changes Everything, if you haven't heard the song it's about a guy being dumped for another who's "waiting in the car outside'' and who is obviously loaded. I haven't been dumped as I'm happily married and have no need for a new partener or playmate which is stated on my twitter. Money sure does change everything for some people, thankfully not all, and those people tend to get more of mine. There's also another song I feel I should mention "Once Bitten Twice Shy Babe" by Ian Hunter.
Today I have a dinner date with a beautiful friend of mine Teresa May (above) and money doesn't come in to the equasion as real friends don't count the pennies or who pays for what.
NEW FEM DOM GALLERY OF LUCY BAILEY
When I worked with Lucy she was submissive and I had the pleasure of spanking and caning her gorgeous bare bottom. However, times change and people change and so has Lucy as she is now one of the most dominant and strict women you will come across.
When I woke up Saturday morning I was disappointed as I was expecting the weekend to be a scorcher but what I saw was an overcast cloudy sky and on top of that it was drizzling. However, every cloud has a silver lining and there surely was one as that day I had a meeting with a very dominant and attractive lady, Lady Seductress. Thankfully my journey would be an easy one as we had planned to meet at her dungeon which is in the heart of Londonís West End.
It may seem that I spend my days meeting gorgeous mistresses but this isnít a plan of mine. Those in the BDSM scene seem to know everyone else or at least someone who knows someone. And this is a good thing. Although Lady Seductress and I have been following each other for a while on twitter our meeting up came about as I was looking for a location to use and she was recommended by another very dominant friend of mine Heather Divine of FemmeFatalFilms. At the time I didnít realise that we had been following each other on twitter until I went to her twitter page which had a link to her website on it. I was planning to send her a direct message asking about using her dungeon as her site has a contact phone number I thought Iíd give her a call as it would surely be easier than trying to compose a message using just 140 characters. After talking shop for some twenty minutes Lady Seductress suggested that I come to her dungeon to see the torturous array of equipment she has and that afterwards we could go for a drink or two. Well who am I to refuse such an offer, and to decline would surely be rude.
When I arrived at her dungeon and saw her in person she looked exactly like her pictures, spectacularly glamorous. After exchanging small talk she gave me a guided tour pointing out her favourite devices and toys. Although Iíve visited many dungeons they always seem to send a shiver down my spine. The thought of being locked in a cage with no way of escape chills me to the bone. I realise we all have different desires and itís a case of whatever rocks your boat but being subservient as many of my lady friends will attest isnít one of mine.
When the tour of her dungeon was over, Lady Seductress said she knew of a nice bar not too far away and that is where we headed. As I previously said, every cloud has a silver lining and the dreary London skies certainly had one on Saturday.
Thank you Lady Seductress for a very entertaining day.
You can follow Lady Seductress on twitter here: @ladyseductress or visit her website by clicking here.
DIVINE MISTRESS HEATHER
I seem to be meeting more and more dominant women these days both in the real world and on the worldwideweb. Perhaps it's to do with the circles that I move in I don't know or maybe someone out there is trying to convert me into becoming a submissive. Well that isn't going to happen misses!It doesn't matter how beautiful or alluring a woman is I won't submit to her, not even for all the tea in China or a season ticket to the gooners, that's Arsenal FC to those of you reading this from outside the UK and have no idea what a gooner is.
Recently I was contacted by Mistress Heather Divine, I won't go into the circumstances of how or why we met online. Apart from being amazingly beautiful she is also a very nice and helpful person who spent much of her valuable time helping me with certain issues I was having, though I'm pretty sure that isn't the way she treats her submissives and slaves.
Above: Mistress Heather Divine
If you'd like to see more of this very attractive strict woman you can follow her on her twitter by clicking here - The above images are courtesy of Mistress Heather Divine and my friends at FemmeFataleFilms.com
AND IT MAKES ME WONDER...
Why the most attractive women on the planet are dominant. I have many personal friends who are Mistresses and they are all ravishingly attractive. On January the 27th I mentioned Mistress Eleise De Lacy who is undoubtedly gorgeous, making such comments has started to play on my mind as I feel I'm giving the wrong impression to people so I'd like to clarify so people don't get the wrong idea just because the women I find attractive are dominant my attraction is their looks not the dominant factor. Recently I tried to wangle an invite to the Femme Domme Ball and to my surprise I was invited. There is a saying that if something is too good to be true then it probably is, and it was, I was welcome to attend but I'd have to be a sub. No way! I have an inkling that one dominant friend of mine @Red_Mistress had a plan as her words to me were ''You never know you might like it'' Ha! In your dreams, to which I replied, ''I would do anything for Red but I won't do that!''.
Obviously there are women who I find attractive who aren't dominant but it seems to me the majority are, you only need to take a look at the FemmeFataleFilms website to see what I mean.
WHO ARE YOU
I can't quite believe I haven't updated my blog / diary since 6th Feb. It's not because nothing interesting has happened because lots has. For instance, I managed to get myself a mallet finger which is rather annoying to say the least especially as it's on my right hand and I'm right handed which makes wiping one's arse rather difficult.
Tonight my better half has buggered off to her friends house to spread the word about the new film she's been cast in (I kid you not). So hear I am, alone with my iPhone, Spotify and mucho bottles of beer listening to The Who, one of my all time favourite bands. I'm on a sort of Who festival at the minute as I'm halfway through reading Pete Townsend's autobiography Who Am I. And it's a bloody good read, well it is to a Who fan. Reading some of Pete's comments reminds me of my younger days and my liking of The Who, my dad, god bless his soul, singing along to Substitute and I'm A Boy. Taking the piss out of my physicals teacher Mr. Miles, Who fans will know what I mean. Much to the annoyance of Trudi who worked behind the Strangely enough I got a job at the same W.H. Smith and in the record department with her. At the time Who's Next was released and I put many of the covers on the wall, only to get a bollocking from the department head, Mrs Brierly, a right old bat who thought the cover disgusting. Singing along to Young Man Blues in my bedroom, a young man ain't got nothin' in the world these days, ain't got nothing, ain't got sweet fuck all. It's the old man who has all the money! Then I was young and I thought I would be forever and I was piss poor. Now I'm old, well oldish, and now I'm quite wealthy as are Mr Townsend and Daltrey. I used to sing along to My Generation... Hope I die before I get old... Well I'm glad I didn't. I remember the advert for Won't Get Fooled Again, a picture of a guy in stockings and suspenders. Thankfully I haven't been fooled but I know a man who has. My dad loved Pictures Of Lily as that was my grandmother's name and my dad knew what the song was about just like Mary Anne With The Shaky Hand.
I must be an ardent Who fan as I sold my bicycle to buy a copy of Tommy. I still have my copies of these amazing albums on vinal. As for Join Together, I almost got arrested for playing it too loud in a public place when on holiday in that god forsaken place Leysdown on the Isle Of Sheppy. What a dump!
Well that's enough ramblings, so it's good night from me and goodnight from me and goodnight to my friends The Acid Queen @zenagoddess
LORRAINE ANSELL THE MAID / WAITRESS
Being an avid spanker and enjoying may copies of Janus over the years I never thought I would be lucky enough to appear in one of their magazines especially with a gorgeous creature such as Lorraine Ansell, but I did. Although the magazine I appeared in was Privilege Plus not Janus it was indeed a publication from the same stable and I was more than pleased to appear in it. Over a period I had a few short stories published in Privilege under a variation of non-de-plumes and had become quite friendly with the editor who was a very nice person indeed. As I had been editing Kane for some time by then I asked if he would be interested in using Lorraine and I for a photo sequence and of course he was, who wouldn't be, well in using Lorraine of course.
On the day Lorraine looked absolutely amazing wearing a full length fur lined coat that swirled around her ankles. To my surprise when she was getting changed she asked me to go with her. Well things were looking up though if I'm honest I felt rather uncomfortable being there and didn't know where to look. It's strange, you see lots of bare bottoms and much more when shooting but to be around girls when they are changing feels quite different and wrong.
The waitress theme was something that I came up with and I was more than pleased when the editor decided to go with it. Eventually the shoot began and pictures were taken of Lorraine being spanked strapped and caned in various positions. When the shoot was over Lorraine turned to me and said that if I wanted to I could give her bare bum six really good stingers with the cane. Well who am I to refuse, especially when the girl who offers is a real beauty with such a cute and spankedle rear. Thus Lorraine bent over and offered her cute backside for six cuts of wicked rattan that I delivered as hard as I could and what a pleasure that was.
All in all Lorraine was one of the most gorgeous and adorable girls I've had the pleasure to work with let alone spank and cane. On top of that the photographer send me some glossy black and white large photos of Lorraine and me that weren't published and these are now in my collection along with many other souvenirs of happy spanking days. With thanks to the © copyright owner janusworldwide for the kind permission to use their images
THE STOLEN CANE
A new gallery featuring gorgeous Sam Johnson and Brigella as cheeky schoolgirls who thought it would be a right old giggle to steal the headmaster's cane has been added. However their strict mother played by Ms Harrison Marks the publisher of Kane Magazine didn't see the funny side and decided to show them what happens to naughty girls who steal, especially from the headmaster Mr. Protheroe. Click here to see all of the pictures of Sam and Brigella getting their bare bottoms spanked strapped and caned for their dastardly deed.
FEMME DOMME PARTY
I've added a Femme Domme Party gallery when you can see lots of submissive males having their bare bottoms spanked and caned quite severely by strict women such as Natasha, Angie and Sally and many more.
AN ARTICULATE AND INTELLIGENT MISTRESS ELEISE DE LACY
There are absolutely thousands of women who call themselves ''Mistress'' but very few in my opinion really have what it takes, I suppose you could call it the (M) factor. Being a dominant whether female or male is not just causing physical pain, abusing or milking a male submissive of their money there is much more to the art of domination. There are many ''girls'' who have no idea of the latter, they think that being a plain nasty and arrogant bitch and abusing a male ''slave'' will bring them financial rewards for little effort. A dominant friend of mine recently remarked that these so called mistresses who flaunt their supposed financial and material gifts on twitter should take the time to tidy their rooms. It takes class, elegance, intelligence and poise to be the real thing. Not all are blessed with good looks but that is irrelevant when it comes to being a skilled and respected Mistress though exquisiteness is certainly an additional benefit
I first came upon Mistress Eleise when looking for images of dominant women with the intention of contacting them for banner exchanges for a website I had a while back. As you can imagine I came upon lots of free galleries of her spanking and caning submissive men that linked back to her website so I thought I'd drop her an email which I did. I was surprised when I received a reply, not that I thought I wouldn't get one but it was well written, polite and showed respect, something that is lacking with some. This immaculate lady now has a new website under construction which I have no doubt will get a mention here.
I'm sure there are many submissive males who would like this ravishing woman to be their Mistress and who would like to serve her and or be punished by her. Of course I imagine receiving the attention or even having her permit you the privilege of her presence doesn't come cheap but if serving or submitting to a not only strict and dominant woman is what makes you happy then you may as well serve and submit to the best.
If you would like to see more of this exquisite and demanding woman use the banner below to visit her current website or pay a visit to FemmeFatalFilms.com
It seems the majority of my new friends are mistresses these days and before you think otherwise I'm not becoming submissive. I do however confess to looking at pictures of female domination, the reason being many are absolutely gorgeous such as Mistress Eleise and Lady Seductress pictured left. This new mistress friend of mine Zena Goddess who is based in Nottingham is also rather ravishing and that I feel is an understatement. I first saw her by chance when I came across a free English Mansion gallery that showed a beautiful woman punishing a TV slave who was dressed as a maid. At the time I had no idea who she was and it was some time later when by chance I came across her on twitter. Since then we have had many conversations both by text and on the phone and what she has told me has reinforced my being dominant. Mistress (Goddess) Zena enjoys playing hard and has no qualms about seriously abusing her slaves and inlicting immense pain. She also enjoys caning a slaves bare arse until she draws blood and I'm not talking about just a little blood. One thing that did surprise me is that she has yet to spank and cane a cute female bare bottom which I know from experience is a wonderful thing to do. Above Lady Seductress Image © Lady Seductress and used with her kind consent. You can follow her on twitter here.
You can see more of Mistress Zena on her website here and follow her on twitter here
PERKS OF THE JOB
It's a lazy Sunday afternoon, didn't Steve Marriot sing about that with The Small Faces some years back, one line of the lyrics being ''I've got no time to worry,''. Well I do have time to worry a little today as later on Arsenal are playing Brighton & Hove Albion in the FA cup. It was only a few days ago that I spent the evening texting my mate Jacko and winding him up when Manchester United couldn't beat little Cambridge United. Yesterday the mighty Chelsea and Manchester City were knocked out of the tournament, well spanked by teams they should have easily beaten which is why I'm not confident that the gooners will pull off the job.
While waiting for the football to begin I've been browsing the CD of the old Kane-online website and have found more of my old pages including one all about my day with Lorraine Ansell and when I got my hands on her lovely cute bare bottom to spank strap and cane. Below is the text of the page, and if you wish you can see the original page by clicking here.
One of the perks of editing Kane magazine is being able to meet the girls in person, and of course take photographs of them. Recently I had the pleasure, and it really was a pleasure to take pictures of Lorraine, who had turned up at the Kane office in her school uniform.
Now I don't know why, but for some reason, every time I do a photo-session, the girl always tries to turn the tables on me, and Lorraine was no exception. Needless to say I am a little perturbed as to why this is the case. Not only that, Lorraine managed to give me a right old crack across the rear with the Governess cane - thank the Lord I have a fat wallet that cushioned the blow. Now this sort of behaviour is just not on. If you've been one of the lucky one's who have met Lorraine in the flesh you will understand what I'm up against.
However, revenge is sweet, and there's only one way to make a girl's bum red and striped, well two ways if you're one of those horrendous magazines that fake marks on bums, and that is to spank and cane it, and to spank and cane it hard! And as Josie decided that she had more important things to do than spank Lorraine the task was left to me.
Oh yeah, real fun! But have you tried taking timed photos! Well let me tell you it isn't easy. But then, I mustn't complain because caning Lorraine's cute bum was real fun. And if you don't believe it happened, check out Kane eighty-two where you will see Lorraine not only in her school uniform, but also with a delightfully striped and sore bum...
Ce'st la vie my friends, c'est la vie...
WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND
It seems there are some people out there in the jungle of the world wide web who have the opinion that I do not have any call over Harrison Marks Kane images or videos. Well I've news for you, I have and if you still think I'm playing a game of bluff you can should look here. I also have model release forms for all the persons both female and male that I have photographed.
RIP OFF BRITAIN!
Today I received a leaflet from my council (Brent) informing that from April this year to continue to use their green bin that is used to dispose of garden waste I will have to pay £40 for the privilege. What a bloody cheek! We already pay two and a half grand in council tax and believe it or not my house is far from being a mansion. I have to wonder what these modern day highway men do with the money they receive from us cause they sure don't fix the roads that are covered in dangerously huge pot holes. Not only that, it doesn't take much to realise that if people aren't willing to pay for this service (like me) garden waste will be dumped on the streets to join the pile of discarded white goods and furniture. I think it's time I stood for Prime Minister, though I'm pretty sure I wouldn't get elected. Meanwhile I know what I'd like to give those in my local council and that would make me feel very good indeed. Nuff said.
EVERYBODY WANTS TO STRAP A BARE BOTTOM
Looking through my archive of photos I stumbled across a folder that contained the pictures of the video shoot Georgina And The School Secretary that features Dublin O'Brien and Georgina aka Elizabeth Sipson if I'm not mistaken. The images that caught my attention were of Georgina bending over having her bare bottom strapped but it wasn't Dublin O'Brien doing the strapping it was David Angus, the man we hired to shoot the videos. And to think we paid him real money for filming, perhaps we should have paid him in kind. Sadly the images I found were sent to me by the old kane-magazine webmaster who has run the images through photoshop for some obscure reason and the quality of them is abysmal!
The New Year has been a busy one for me as I seem to be spending my days painting and decorating which if I'm honest I have found to be a good way to relax. I guess I'm lucky as I have all the time in the world to do it and no one sitting on my shoulder pushing me to get a move on unlike the poor sods who are still slaving away at a nine till five and working for the man.
VERY NAUGHTY XXX MAGAZINES
I have acquired a batch of general porn magazines including Hustler, Eighteen, 40 Plus, Club, Escort and some vintage copies of Fiesta. If you're into general porn mages you can find them here.
The event may have happened a few days ago but I'd like to offer my dear friend Ms Harrison Marks warmest congratulations on becoming a grandmother to a beautiful grandchild.
My spanking and Brigella galleries have been updated with many pictures of Brigella (Janie) including one of her being spanked by her dear old granny Ms Foxxx and recieving a hard spanking from landlord Master Kain who was quite peeved to find his new barmaid pissed as a newt.
Three more articles that are downloadable as PDF files have been added
1) An interview with Clarissa Armstrong
2) A profile of the ever popular Sue Ellis
3) Gone To Pot Too that features KaraJayne and Louise as the errant girls and Margaret and Tony as the mother and father
There are more free dowloads on the Free Download page
DOESN'T TIME FLY
It seems like only yesterday that I began my 2014 diary / blog and today I'm beginning another for 2015. Last Christmas was amazing for me and one of the happiest, my son proposed to his girlfriend and happily she accepted and my daughter was proposed to and she accepted so this year is going to be an eventful one. I've decided to take things a lot easier this year and have more time for me, we shall see at the end of the year if that actually happens.
Last December the UK government bought in new legislation regarding what can and cannot be shown in VOD (Video On Demand) on websites that are hosted in the UK. Thankfully that doesn't affect me as none of my websites host videos but because of this I'm self censoring images that are posted on this website insomuch as if I feel the marks on a bare bottom are too strong the image won't be used. I've also decided to self censor images that relate to adult (school) themed roleplay.
I've added some pictures of Brigella (AKA Janie) to the main spanking gallery and also to the Brigella gallery. I can't believe ten years have passed since I worked with her.
Far Left: Brigella (Janie) gets a spanking from her big brother for pinching his favourite CDs. Left: Jane gets a spanking from her mum after being caught masturbating.
Two articles that are downloadable as PDF files have been added A Day With Aunt Josie where she spanks and caned the bare bottom of Jay her chubby niece and An Interview With Lesley Sey where she spills the beans about her spankings and of course gets her bare bottom spanked and caned by me.
The home page image has been changed from Mistress Teresa May and her slave Steve Bickers to a picture of one of the Submissive Babes who wishes to remain anon but if you'd like the opportunity to spank her click on the banner below.
SEASONS GREETINGS AND BEATINGS
I'd like to wish all of you who read this blog a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year especially those who emailed me including morethanithurtsme who wished me the same. I'd also like to offer my sincere good wishes and a prosperous New Year to those who I have been fortunate in meeting this year which is Mistress Red @Red-xxx Mistress Meena @Mistress_Meena Saffy McKenna @saffysSecrets Heathery Doune @HeatheryDoune of the London Fetish Fair and of course my nearest and dearest friend Teresa May @RealTeresaMay
The article featuring Tony and Margaret Domestic Discipline 24 x 7 that featured in Kane 85 where they spoke about how domestic discipline plays a big part in both of their lives has been added as a downloadable PDF file that you can download by clicking here.
Pictures of strict Lauren Taylor have been added to the Strict Women Gallery.
CHRISTMAS CHEER - PAULA MEADOWS
Today I received a most welcomed Christmas card from my dear friend Lynn Paula Russell (Paula Meadows). It seems an eternity that I first came upon this gorgeous woman in Janus having her cute bare bottom spanked and caned. It may not be an eternity though it certainly is over thirty years ago. Since first seeing her work and of course her body I've followed her career with much interest. In my bedroom I have four signed bodyscape prints that were a gift that she Heather presented me with at a party held by Ms Harrison Marks at the old Kane office in Wellington Road. We've all aged and become wiser. There sure is much truth in the saying ''I wish that I knew all I know now, when I was younger'',. Paula was kind enough to sign a the insert of the audio cassette that came with the first edition of Februs, and that I still have. Now I have ten NEW copies of Februs' first edition along with the audio cassette in which not only does the remarkable lady talk about spanking she is actually spanked meaning that you can hear the sound of her bare cheeks being soundly slapped. If you'd like to have a copy of this you can get them here - just click on (Paula Meadows Spanked!). The image of Paula Meadows is taken from The Kane Assignment and used with the kind permission of GHM Enterprises.
Looking back through my archive of pictures I came upon a Christmas set that features the ravishing Lucy Being spanked and caned. The best thing about this set is that it was I doing the spanking and caning. Lucy is just adorable though as many will know these days she has become dominant and owns www.TheEnglishMansion.com where submissive guys go to be abused by gorgeous dominant females. which is the reason that I feel privileged to have had the opportunity to have spanked and caned her luscious cheeks.
Now I don't mind being in the company of gorgeous creatures like Lucy (Mistress Sidonia Von Bork) as she is now known but being abused by suffering a good whipping/caning or having my rear end shafted with a fucking machine of having a certain part of my anatomy tortured with nasty spiky things is not for me. I certainly have no issues with ladies who are dominant in fact I have many as personal friend and if being abused by good looking women is your thing then paying a visit to her website would be right up your street, and who knows it might even end up being right up your where the sun don't shine! Image courtesy of Mistress Sidonia and The English Mansion.
There's always those who try to blag something for free such as those on eBay and Amazon who claim not to have received their item knowing that if the goods are sent by regular mail; not signed for the poor sod who they bought it off will have to issue a refund. This happened to me recently on Amazon and after contacting their seller support was told that this particular buyer has done this on three previous occasions. Not only that the messages I received from the buyer were not only threatening but also badly written grammatically and as for the spelling! Okay, so we can't all be word perfect and I certainly am not. This guy however, after googling his name and address runs a business that offers service to home buyers in Liverpool which if I needed such service would scare the pants off me because of his illiteracy. People like this should realise that those in the adult industry and those selling adult magazines generally know each other. Today I spent much of my time calling those I know and passing on his details should they be unlucky enough to get an order. Not only that, Amazon have since flagged his account because of his threatening behaviour and the amount of non receipt claims he has made. Your time is up mister B. You have scammed your last. Mind you, I feel sorry for people like this who need to rip people off for a measly few quid. I guess business in the associated housing market must be really bad if you have to scam your wank mags for free.
This morning while out and about with my misses I received an email on my phone from my friend who happens to be the owner of Janus. It seems that the thieving bastards on the spanking board website are not content with posting complete scans of magazines for free they now have the audacity to want payment for them. I can only hope that those responsible such as ďCalifornia GirlĒ who I understand was rather pissed that her's and others postings had been removed, for this on line copyright piracy are brought to task and one day answer for their crimes and suffer not only incarceration as someone I know suffered for ripping off a rather large couple and I mean large companies along with having to pay a rather larger sum of money as financial compensation.
If you're looking to buy a legitimate copy of a spanking magazine such as Janus you can get them either on my website www.vintagespankingmagazines.com or www.vintagemagazines.co.uk
Don't be a toad by supporting the pirates, if you want a copy of a spanking magazine such as Janus 165 buy an original one from a reputable source.
Seeing the pickle that Amazon have found themselves in over the 1p glitch makes me chuckle. Maybe it's true what goes around comes around. Recently they removed two copies of Kane that I was selling branding them pornograpic, no matter that there is squillions of spanking and real porn mags being sold on there. When I queried this the only answer I received was the same as the original email they sent me saying I had violated their adult policy. Now I'm only selling spanking magazines on my websites www.vintagespankingmagazines.com and www.vintagemagazines.co.uk where I also have general men's magazines such as Hustler. So yah boo sucks so Amazon. Serves you right!
When I first started this website it was purely as a hobby to showcase my photographic work and that is what it is reverting to. I've added a free gallery of the gorgeous glamour girl Teresa May that was taken at the Fettered Pleasured shop that if I remember correctly was somewhere along the Holloway Road. What I do remember clearly it was a bugger to get to driving and more of a bugger to park up. As fans of Teresa will know her birthday is in just a few days, December 15th to be exact.
A NEW BEGINNING
Today my partner and I officially closed our adult premium rate telephone lines and are no longer phonepayplus registered. It was fun while it lasted but in these nanny state times both of us felt have recordings of women have their bare bottom spanked and caned was not a good thing so we decided to retire from that particular part of the adult industry.
I've given my website a small revamp insomuch as the home page has been changed from pure text to a page with a picture of Mistress Teresa May and her slave Steve Bickers. I've also put back a free spanking gallery though it is quite a tame one as I no longer feel comfortable to post images of red striped bare bottoms or ones that show heavy marking. Left is a tame picture of Ms Harrison Marks caning the bare bottom of Sara Beechamp. Another image for the thieving toads: Mr Cane, Tartan Portspank, Ang140, pygophilous1, DebbsEddy, Bholluk, westpier to steal and post on their sad tumblr blogs.
Although spanking a cute feminine bare bottom is most enjoyable it isn't the be all and end all of my life. Not only do I enjoy spanking, BDSM, submissive women and red heads I also have a passion for retro and vintage fashion and pin ups and being in the adult industry has given me the opportunity to meet those with similar tastes such as Red Mistress @red_mistress www.red-xxx.com Mistress Meena @mistress_meena www.mistressmeena.co.uk and the gorgeous Saffy McKenna @saffyssecrets who is more beautiful in the flesh than you can imagine. Saffy is one hell of a sexy woman; not only does she have a passion for BDSM and bondage including being kidnapped and ... well 'm sure you can imagie, she also has a liking for vintage same as me. A few days ago I was lucky enough to have this hot and sexy lady accompany ne to dinner. Okay, the location where we shared a meal wasn't the Ritz it was a plain old Beef Eater just outside Old Harlow next to the river Stort. While we pondered over the menu Saffy the waitress asked if we would like to some drinks. Saffy looked at me and suggested we ordered a bottle of Champagne with a look that I took to be asking if that was alright. Now as those who know me will attest I am no cheapskate, far from it infact and I also have a taste for the bubbly so who was I to oppose such a suggestion.
After perusing the menu Saffy settled for a prawn cocktak with a Garlic Drizzle as a starter and a 10 oz ribeye steak as her main course which was fine by me as I just love red meat too. The conversation as you can imagine was rather naughty as we discussed our likening of BDSM and fetish in hushed tones. I had seen Saffy in a copy of a spanking magazine having her bare arse striped by another girl. Was I jealous of this? What do you think cause I knew I could do a much better job and who wouldn't like to kave this beautiful creature bare bottomed over their lap or better still bare arse and touching her toes for a dozen real crackers with a wicked rattan cane across her bum cheeks. Perhaps it was the bubbly talking but I felt like taking her across my lap there and then and that was when the waitress broke by daydream by arriving with out starters. I won't bore you with our chit chat over dinner but I know you you are dying to ask if I did spank or cane her bare arse as I wanted too... well regrettably that is between saffy and me and you will never know.
Saffy has just done a vintage shoot for Escort magazine and you will see more of her in that then you will in the picture shown here. watch this space for when Escort featuring Saffy is available along with her forthcoming DVD.
With thanks to Saffy McKenna for use of her image
Unlike some I aways ask before using someone elses copyright material
Mr Cane - VIP thief
Tartan - Full Member
Ang140 -Full Member
pygophilous1 - Newbie
bholluk - Newbie
westpier - VIP thief - Who doesn't for some reason believe I can act on behalf of GHM enterprises IE Kane.
WHERE TO NEXT
Now that the art of spanking is deemed unacceptable in nanny state UK I'm not sure whether I shall continue with this website or not. When I began this site it was purely as a hobby to while away the hours and to show off the work that I had done, especially my days with Josie at Kane Magazine. It seems such a long time ago in fact it's over ten years now. It was fun working with the girls, some who like the adorable Dublin O'Brien have remained good friends though sadly some have changed and turned on the hand that used to feed them. I enjoyed the days that I worked with and spent with Brigella and I hope that she is well' though some things shouldn't have happened but such is life, none of us are perfect. I'm also thankful to have met Paula Meadows the talented erotic artist who used to illustrate Janus, edit Februs and who even got her bare bum spanked in Kane.
Through working with Kane I met Teresa May who I had adored in The Daily Sport that I used to buy each morning. Now Teresa is a close friend of mine, very close to say the least and that has caused things to change insomuch as I no longer look on her as a glamour girl I see her for the person that she is. This has also changed the way that I view other models that I used to adore, girls like Vida Garman and Lynda Leigh and others that I have met.
I no longer have the desire to be part of the adult industry as there are too many restrictions these days this is part of the reason that I am closing my magazine website www.vintagespankingmagazines.com so if you're up for a bargain you should take a look as most of the magazines have been reduced to almost cost price and what's there now wont be replaced.
I intend to put my feet up and relax, enjoy precious and quality time with my beautiful wife, dine out frequently and settle down with a good book and an 18 year old malt.
Time goes by so quickly these days, many of my friends and acquaintances in the spanking scene have passed away, people like Sir Larry Greythorpe, Will Scarlet of Februs fame and of course the Godfather of spanking the legendary George Harrison Marks. No doubt all of these gents and more are having a whale of a time and causing havoc at that great spanking party in the sky.
I have been in the adult (spanking) industry for many years and have upset a great deal of people in my time but to be honest I don't give a fucking shit. First there was those arseholes on www.britishspanking.com who thought it was acceptable to let their users scan and post complete the latest copy of Kane for free on their shitty website and to post images that had been stolen from the www.kane-magazine.com with impunity. These arseholes by ripping off Kane Magazine gradually with their blatant piracy nailed Kane's coffin lid closed. Are you happy now creeps? Then there is all the arseholes on the www.vinage-erotica-forum.com who stole, scanned magazines, images and videos. The likes of DebsEddy and the rest of the thieving scum. Now there's the www.spanking-board.com where all these arseholes have moved to and where they post complete scans of magazines such as Janus and Februs, but thankfully the guys at Janus are on the ball and as soon as links are posted to complete magazine scans they are removed. There are many thieving toads on www.spanking-board.com who steal and most many spanking producers material such though these days I am watching out for all of us apart from the Real Spanking material as for that I couldn't give a shit! I hope the following people are proud of themselves for causing many friends of mine to shut up shop. These idiots can't see further than their nose as it won't be long before and because of their actions there is no new spanking material. It should of course be noted that spanking and violent whipping is legal in some parts of the world and some day a producer will sue the pants off them, making them have to sell their home and possessions to pay financial compensation and when that day comes I will wet my pants with laughter. So here's thanks to the thieving scum on www.spanking-board.com
Mr Cane - VIP thief
Tartan - Full Member
Ang140 -Full Member
pygophilous1 - Newbie
bholluk - Newbie
westpier - VIP thief - Who doesn't for some reason believe I can act on behalf of GHM enterprises IE Kane
Then there's that wonderful place called tumblr owned by yahoo who are happy to let all and sundry posy copyright images. Well I've new for people on there like portaspank. I've decided to call it a day making money in the adult industry and make my money elsewhere but now I have plenty of time to come after you thieving bastards and will be spending my free time issuing DMCA's wherever I find GHM (Kane) or my material. I'm not interested in Janus or anyone else's content as that is their look out but I do have many friends who are quite happy to be informed of piracy of their material one being Spanking server and The Spanking Machine. So it's time for you arseholes to watch your backs. Happy days cretins.
No doubt these arseholes will start crying and bleating and propose a boycott of each and everyone of my website but hey, you tight fuckers never spent a bean anyway cause you steal other peoples material wherever you can so it's no big deal tight wads!
I feel that I am constantly going on about PayPal but it seems to be deserved on their part. I just don't get how that can close all of my accounts, hang on to my money for up to 180 days in case someone files a complaint, which has never happened in the past and still send me emails asking for ''feedback'', ''tell us how we're doing'' and piss me off even more. Well I shall tell you here. Your service is shit, your customer relations is shit and soon you will like many other companies who treat their customers like shit, will soon no longer exist. I now have a new payment proccessor who are amazing, cheaper than PayPal and far superior and they don't hang on to your money for ever and a day. These nice people I have recommended to all my friends and shall keep on doing so. Bye bye Paypal.
NO MORE SPANKING
Today I've virtually erased of of my website because of the new legislation that came into effect on 1/12/14, The Audiovisual Media Services Regulations 2014 requires that video-on-demand (VoD) online porn now adhere to the same guidelines laid out for DVD sex shop-type porn by the British Board of Film Censors (BBFC). I realise that this is aimed at video on demand but I'd rather err on the side of caution therefore I have closed all of my spanking websites and removed all of the images of spanking from this one. End of...
Being an East End boy I've always had a fascination about the Kray Twins and have read as much about them as possible. Although I don't condone violence in any form I've always felt that both Reggie and Ronnie were treated unfairly by the powers that be. I agree that it's wrong to kill another human being but the punishment should fit the crime and if life for murder means life full stop then so be it but treat each and every murderer the same. It galls me when I see those that murder innocent people given parole when Reggie and Ronnie remained inside until their dying day. I also find it morally wrong for people like Bobby Teale who was quite happy to live the gangster lifestyle and reap the rewards that came with it and then make money by selling and writing books boasting how they brought the Krays down. One of the books I read ''Reg Kray - A Man Apart'' was written by his wife Roberta Kray who also writes crime fiction. I wont go into details how this came about but this morning a signed copy of Roberta's new novel ''No Mercy'' dropped trough my letter box and now has pride of place on my book shelf. Thank you Roberta.
You can follow Roberta Kray on Facebook by clicking here
PAYPAL - THINKING OF USING THEM? THINK AGAIN!
PayPal restricted, in effect closed my account for selling adult magazines on my own website. This impacted on my business and I feel rather put out to say the least that they had the audacity to send me an email asking me to complete a customer satisfaction survey as I'm sure they know the answer. PayPal also restricted my wife's account for taking payment for a copy of Playboy magazine on eBay (I had previously asked eBay if such magazines were permitted and was told they were!) PayPal's action surprises me as there are thousands of listings for Playboy and similar men's magazines on eBay, some much stronger than Playboy. These magazines are permitted to be listed on eBay yet PayPal see fit to restrict accounts for taking payment. My wife's account has been reinstated but only after her signing PayPal's affidavit. Due to PayPal restricting our accounts our eBay accounts were closed so PayPal have removed another source of our income.
Since having our PayPal accounts closed I have signed up with another provider who are quite happy to accept payment for the items I sell though sadly we are no longer able to use eBay for selling as we have been banned - C'est la Vie.
There is a saying that nothing is forever and the way PayPal and eBay treat their customers it wont be too long until they join the ranks of failed businesses.
NOTHING IS FOREVER
This week has been quite awful as PayPal have closed my partner and my accounts for using them to process payments for what they consider sexually orientated material (a few spanking magazines). Paypal also closed my wife's account when we sold a copy of Playboy magazine on eBay saying again that payment for material of an adult sexual nature is not permitted. Excuse me! There are thousands of men's (adult) magazines on eBay at the moment such as Fiesta, Mayfair, Whitehouse and the like and these ARE permitted so long as the cover does not show naughty bits like female nipples, aureole or genitals. eBay also make taking PayPal as a form of payment compulsory so you now have the situation whereby you are permitted to sell Playboy on eBay, you have to accept PayPal as a form of payment but when you are paid for the item your account is limited and then closed.
Over the past few years many retailers have gone to the wall, the most recent being Phones4U. Comet vanished last year if I'm not mistaken and a few years ago Woolies (Woolworth) closed. Both eBay and PayPal remind me of Gerald Ratner who owned a chain of jewellers and who stupidly stated that his merchandise was crap. I'm sure most who purchased his wares knew it was crap as you can't expect 24 caret gold for a fiver, but confirming it is crap is suicidal. The way that eBay and PayPal treat their customers it won't I'm sure before they join this not so exclusive club of business that have closed and I for one wont be shedding any tears.
THE SPANKING MACHINE
Over the years there has been much said about spanking machines, mechanical devices that would administer a long and painful punishment if the form of spanking, caning and whipping to a soft feminine backside. If you google Spanking Machines you will find many drawings and illustrations and you will also come across a website called TheSpankingMachine that uses a modern day machine to make the bare bottom of many a pretty girl nice and red and no doubt very sore indeed. The thought of a pretty girl bending bare bottomed over a whipping trestle waiting for and then being caned by a mechanical contraption certainly makes me rise to the occasion. The spanking machine certainly does what it says on the tin as the cane and whip marks it leaves in it's wake are quite amazing and must certainly leave the precipitant quite sore for quite some time. Ah the thought of these well caned pretty girls unable to sit surely warms the cockles of my heart. Mind you, it's not only bare bottoms that get flogged by this devilish contraption it is also used to administer painful pussy whippings as well.
Recently I've had cause to interact with the owners Diseno Media and very pleasant people they are though like me they become rather pissed off when they find the complete videos posted for free on spanking forums. Like me they will seek financial recompense from those who feel it's fine to steal material that others have paid to create, depriving them of revenue that is their living. Pirates and thieves be warned!
As many of you who read my blog and follow me on twitter will know I have a rather strong liking of Red Heads and one of my favourites is Red-XXX who can be found on twitter @red_mistress
I had been hoping to meet this glamorous woman for quite some time so you can imagine my delight when I received a text message from her saying that she would be in London on the 31st and that we could meet late in the afternoon. We arranged to meet in Londonís West End after a day of shopping, me for Christmas presents for my family and Red for shoes and bags (now thereís a surprise). Shopping done and feeling in need to take the weight off my feet, I headed to Oxford Circus where after much texting we had decided to meet. Knowing that part on London well I headed for Argyle Street, home of the London Palladium and in to the Argyle where thankfully I found an unoccupied table, where with a pint of Spitfire I parked myself and waited.
When Red finally arrived I was quite taken aback as she looked more gorgeous in the flesh than in her many pictures that I have seen on the internet and on her website www.red-xxx.com Ė After ordering her a large glass of white wine we sat and talked about our interest in BDSM, the fetish scene our love of vintage retro fashion and much more. Something else that we both have in common is being of a dominant persuasion.
Thank you Red for a wonderful day and itís true what they say it certainly does take a redheaded woman...
Mistress Meena has given me a mention in her blog and very flattering it is too which makes a change as generally when I am given a mention it tends to be an irate blogger who is spouting hate. If you'd like to read what my Mistress friend has written about me click here. Although I consider this elegant woman as that is what she is I have no doubt that she is quite strict and demanding with her submissives, slaves, and bitches (sic) as the pictures on her website and twitter show which just goes to prove that sometimes the camera does indeed lie as she may look like butter wouldn't melt in her mouth it surely would as the pictures below show. This mean lady wouldn't hesitate in restraining a slave in bondage and giving his naked arse a though caning and beating with her wicked spiked paddle. In fact, if she is feeling extremely wicked she might even order you on your knees and have you submit to anal training and leave you helpess while your arse is mercilessly rogered with her fucking machine that has a huge cock attached while she sips her darjeeling and puts her dainty feet up for an hour or two leaving you having your tight arse fucked sore until you beg for mercy!
Elegant Mistress Meena Mistress Meena
The above image is courtesy and © copyright Mistress Meena 2014
Today I finally met Mistress Meena a gorgeous woman I have been corresponding with on twitter and it was a real pleasure to be in her company. We met at Cafe de Pierre just a short distance from London's Green Park where over drinks we discussed and shared our thoughts, likes and a few secrets which I have no intention of divulging here or anywhere else, of our BDSM life-styles. I have, over the years, met many Mistresses, some good some not so good and a select few who have an aurora of elegance and class. Mistress Meena certainly is one of the select as she is elegent and has much class. She reminded me of a Governess, a strict woman who must be obeyed and one who will not take any nonsense from not just submissives but from anyone. I found it hard to image this most attractive woman punishing a man with a severe caning or whipping though listening to her say how much she enjoyed inflicting pain and being worshipped I have no doubt that she can indeed leave a client quite marked and sore. Unlike some, Mistress Meena doesn't offer any sexual services or favours and that, in my opinion is how it should be as if that is what a client expects from a Mistress they are not truly submissive and their needs would be far better catered for by a cheap hooker.
Thank you for a most enjoyable afternoon Ms Meena.
If you're not following Mistress Meena on twitter you should be. You can find her twitter feed here @Mistress_Meena and her website here MistressMeena.co.uk
BAD DAY AT CAT ROCK
The title of today's post must surely give the game away that I like Tom and Jerry cartoons. Well cat rock doesn't come into the equation though it has been a really bad day. Whilst moving a glass CD storage rack I managed to drop it on my toe (as you do). To say it was heavy is an understatement as the bloody thing must weigh at least 50 KGs and now my foot is black and blue. If I'd been spanking a girl's bare arse and her bum cheeks became as black and blue as my foot is I would be well pleased with my handiwork.
One of my pet hates is waiting patiently in a queue to be served when another checkout is opened and yes, you've guessed it, the person who has joined the back of the queue gets served first! I'm not the sort of person to sit back and take such things lightly though there are many times when I wish I was but as I'm not I let all and sundry know that I thought this was just plain wrong. I'm sure oneday I shall bite off more than I can chew and get a good kicking, in fact that has already happened though it was many years ago but I will never let myself be walked over or shat upon without saying what I think of the toads who think they can walk all over you. Sort it out Wickies!
As those of you who read my blog will know this Sunday I am meeting Mistress Meena from Bristol in London's West End for dinner and drinks and I am certailny looking forward to what I am sure will be an interesting afternoon's conversation.
I have mentioned many Mistressess in my blog but it's quite rare when the compliment is returned so I was surprised when I was mentioned in hers. I've always maintained that the world, the web and of course twitter is full of women who consider themselves ''Mistressess'' by virtue of the fact that they refer to submissive males as paypigs, worthless male sluts along with other demeaning and rather crude descriptions. I'm not stating that submissive males and slaves shouldn't be treated in such a manner but there is far more to being a dom/domme than this. In my opinion a true Mistress is not only demanding but also elegant and erutite, one who knows exactly how to treat not only her submissives but those of others and most certainly one who gives respect to others. These women who consider themselves ''Mistressess'' surely know nothing about the ''Life-style'' and are purely seeking to make some easy money for doing absolutely nothing.
You can read what Mistress Meena's has said about me in her blog by clicking here:
you can find Mistress Meena on twitter here @Mistress_Meena and her website here MistressMeena.co.uk Mistress Meena
FINALLY AN UPDATE
It's more than two weeks since I've updated my blog their has been much going on not only in my life but also in the world so there is plenty for me to write about.
Today I decided that as I had a little free time this morning I should update my blog and that I am doing, though when I looked at my website I noticed that yet again through no fault of mine many links had corrupted! It's not the first time this has happened and quite frankly it's being to piss me off as you would expect as once I find a corrupt link I have to check the rest of the sites pages to see if any, how many more there are and there is usually plenty.
SO CALLED FRIENDS
Recently I shared an item on my Facebook page, an item that was supposidly perpetrated by the BNP who were stating that it's wrong that you cannot go in to a public place such as a bank wearing a balaclava but you can if you're wearing a burka or hijab that completely completely hides your face. For the record I do not support or condone the BNP but on this occasion they, in my opinion, have a case. A person whom I have known for over ten years saw this post, messaged me about how they couldn't be seen to have a friend who supports the BNP and promptly removed me as a friend. I would have thought that the person who has known me for such a period would certainly know that I do not have any truck with the BNP. I find it astonishing that a a person of their intelligence would not realise the point.
As those of you who read my blog will probably already know on the28th of this month I have a meeting with Mistress Meena somewhere in the more classy part of London's West End. As this is our first meeting I wasn't sure what to wear, should I go smart, all dressed up likes a a dog's dinner or should I wear my usual worn but very comfortable black jeans and t-shirt? Rather than get it completely wrong like the only person who thought the party was was fancy dress and came as Ronald MacDonald I thought I'd ask. The reply I got I found quite amusing as she said ''A butt plug Female Dominationand gimp hood would be good to begin with,''. Ha! As Mistress Meena and I have been exchanging messages on twitter and she knows I am not of the submissive persuassion I knew this was a wind-up and had a good chuckle. However, I do know of some Mistressess who would actually mean that, Mistressess, who think that every male should be subserviant and who are compeletely up their own arse! I respect and admire Mistressess who treat others with respect and those that save their demanding ways to their own slaves and submissives and those who other dominants have agreed that they may use as they seem fit. Such is the life-style of a slave/sub. Those who don't respect others who are not involved in the life-style (the vanilla's) and those who are dominant I wouldn't piss on if they were on fire. Get a grip women, you're not the be all and end all of the universe!
Not me Mistress Meena!
If you'd like to follow Mistress Meena you can find her twitter here @Mistress_Meena and her website here MistressMeena.co.uk
MORE EBAY RIP OFF MERCHANTS
I know it may seem sad to some but I really enjoy watching the old sit-coms, shows like Steptoe & Son, Goodnight Sweetheart, Only Fools And Horses and On The Buses. Although these are forever being shown I enjoy being able to watch them on DVD at my leisure, if and when I'm in the mood. Two weeks ago on eBay I won a box set of Steptoe & Son that the seller had listed in in ''like New'' condition and had listed it with a stock photo not one of the item which should only be used when listing a ''new'' item. When it arrived it was nothing like ''Llike new'' in fact I would have described it as acceptable as the DVD's outer box sleeve was badly damaged. If only I could name and shame the seller on here but sadly that is against eBay's terms and conditions so that is not possible though I do know of a better form of retribution like sending Mistress Meena to pay him a visit and thoroughly thrash his bare cheating arse but sadly that isn't possible either, but the thought of it happening makes me feel much better.
BANK HOLIDAY BLUES
When I used to work 9-5 like everyone else I used to look forward to the long bank holiday weekends. Thankfully I'm no longer in that situation as I work for myself when and if I feel like it which is good as after last weekend's pissy cold weather and monsoons I would have been well pissed off. Those who are still working for the man have my sympathy.
EBAY RIP OFF MERCHANTS
One of my favourite sit coms is Steptoe And Son (you diiiirty old man). Recently I came across the complete series on DVD in HMV but as always the price was sky high so I thought I'd take a peek on eBay. Sure enough I found many for sale but again the price was ridiculously high for both new and used copies. My misses told me that I'd be better off getting it direct from the BBC shop which I pooh poohed telling her not to be so daft. However today I did just that and low and behold it was just
£18.99 with free P&P, far cheaper than any on eBay or Amazon. I'm waiting for the ''I told you so!''. Don't you just hate it when that happens!
One of my pet hates is drivers who cut you up and force their way into a queue of traffic especially when because of these toads you find yourself getting closer to the back of the queue rather than the front. There are a few hot spots for this close to where I live and it is a real pain as the roads are bad enough as it is. Today's toadicus arseholious is a B&Q driver who thought nothing of driving to the front of the queue, stopping in the fast moving traffic of the main road causing a hazard while he slowly pushed his way in. So here you are mister B&Q selfish git, this is for you.
Right: Cut up by a B&Q van
VINTAGE SPANKING MAGAZINES
Who would have thought back in the eighties that some spanking magazines would become quite rare and collectable, especially Blushes, Uniform Girls and Dear Blushes. Some issues of these are as scarce as rocking horse poop. Yesterday I was contacted by a lovely lady who has many of these collectable magazines in as new condition and many of them are still shrink wrapped. Below is a list of what is Have. If you're interested in purchasing any of these please click on the relevant title: BLUSHES, DEAR BLUSHES, UNIFORM GIRLS. They aren't cheap though as they cost me an arm and a leg.
58, 60, 63, 66, 67, 68, 70, 71, 73, 74, 75, 76, 77, 82
41, 54, 55, 56, 59, 62, 64
39, 40, 41, 42
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LADY SAFFRON
Wishing my gorgeous dominant friend Lady Saffron a very happy birthday. I hope you have a wonderful day and are pampered no end. Mwah xoxox
RUMPUS IN COSTCO
It's not often I lose my rag but when it happens you really don't want to be around. I like to think that I'm a reasonable person and there are many times when I really should say something but can't be bothered and let the matter slip. Today however I did speak up. If you shop at Costco you will know how big the queues can be, in fact sometimes you spend far longer queueing than you do shopping. My wife was next in line when some obnoxious old hag pushed her way to the front of the queue and began placing her shopping on the conveyour belt. As she had just a few items my wife shrugged it off but I had a feeling she was not to happy. Then it happened. The old bat called to a man who bypassed the mega queue and who had a shopping trolley loaded to the hilt and he began unloading it and placing his goods with hers. I Asked politely, what the fuck he thought he was doing. The woman (I use the term loosely) said he was with her. The other's in the queue were well pissed off with this couple but kept their thoughts to themselves not wanting to make a scene but I'm not like that and told them what I thought of them. The checkout girl called a manager over to sort out the fuss and he asked what the problem was so I told him. Do you think it's correct that someone brings two items to the checkout queue then lets her husband do the shopping and then bring a mountain of shopping to the front of the queue like this couple? The old hag butted in... He's not my husband; he's my chauffuer. Well lah de fucking dah misses. That makes it all right then does it?
Under normal circumstances I would say that the queue jumping woman was in need of a spanking but on this occasion that's the last thing I would want to do with such an obnoxious and ugly self-centred woman.
If anyone is interested this happened today at approximately noon at Costco Watford and if you shop there watch out for this queue jumping old bag and her chauffuer.
GREEDY BASTARD COUNCILS
Some of my lady friends are very greedy and there is none greedier than @TheGoddessGreed but if you want to worship a good looking woman and spend your hard earned cash on her that's your choice. When it comes to owning a car there are many expenses that you have to suffer like road tax and insurance, that's if you want to be on the right side of plod. To combat commuters who park in the side roads all day our nice council, Brent, introduced residents only parking and charged a nominal fee to cover the cost. However, the price of parking outside your own house has rocketed as you would expect and now it's daylight robbery.
Like many of my neighbours I've cleared the front of my house and driveway so I can now park off road and don't have to pay the ridiculous price of a resident's parking permit so Brent council have lost out for being greedy bastards and trying to rip the locals off. Not only that the road outside my house is becoming dirt track like what you would find in a jungle as weeds are everywhere. It's got to the point where the locals refer to them as the flower bed. So I have to wonder what our council tax is spent on. Oh silly me, it's spent on things like duck houses and new bathrooms for MP's second homes.
No, Big Bertha isn't some big bottomed woman who enjoys having her bare bottom spanked it's a tropical storm that is currently hitting many parts of the UK today and dumping shit loads of rain on us. Today is the London Fetish Fair's monthly get together and I was planning on going along but the weather has dissuaded me from doing that. It may be a short walk from Vauxhall tube station to the location but it's far enough to end up like a drowned rat if the heavens decide to open up. Hopefully I shall get my arse along to the next one in September. Above right: Stephanie takes in the glorious sun prior to shooting the video Red Hot Spanking On A Red Hot Summer's Day
TUMBLR YET AGAIN
Once again tumblr have terminated my account which I find quite strange and most annoying. This time there weren't any links to my website whatsoever and all of the images linked back to my tumblr account so why it was terminated baffles me. However, it wasn't only me who had their account terminated as so did my my friend Miss Shanelle Van D'Yer of Shan Van Media Productions. The strange thing is both of us used only our own © copyright images and this was stated on both of our pages.
There is still many blogs on tumblr that blatantly steal images from websites including pay sites that have the owner's © copyright on them and post them yet tumblr take no action even though their terms and conditions state that you should only post images that belong to you. Many of these bloggers even have the audacity to crop the © copyright logo off the image and edit the image to their own ends and even have the cheek to add their tumblr url on it such as istealcopyrightspankingpictures.tumblr.com - Hopefully the day isn't too far away when a blogger will get sued by a producer of spanking material and be hit with a hefty bill for use of images and when that day comes I shall crack open a bottle of bubbly and drink myself in to a celebratory stupor.
It seems that if you are a good looking woman and have no qualms about getting men to part with their hard earned cash for nothing in return there are many submissive men who will gladly oblige. You only have to search twitter and you will find many of these women who are eager to get as much as they can from you for giving as little as possible in return but if that's what floats your boat... But it surely doesn't float mine. That said I'm not a meanie by any means as my many female friends will confirm in fact I'm quite the opposite and frequently find myself involved in an argument about who is paying the bill. Sometimes I win and sometimes I lose but when I do lose I tend to find cash in the least expected places with a note saying ''Ha ha''. These money grabbing ladies call their providers of cash and gifts ''Pay Pigs'' fair enough, but in my opinion they should take a look in the mirror, a case of the pot calling the kettle black methinks.
One greedy female I have known online for many years, way back when people used MySpace - anyone remember that? Is Goddess Greed. This was the first time I had heard about guys lavishing gifts and money in the form of financial slavery and I was intrigued. I can't understand what there is about lavishing gifts and money on a woman for absolutely nothing in return, I just don't get it, perhaps it makes their willy go hard but mine gets hard thinking of making more money not squandering it. Mind you, if you are that way inclined do yourself a favour and lavish it on a gorgeous creature not some old woofer who thinks that she can abuse you verbally for a few quid just because you're submissive and eager to spend spend spend. And they don't come much better looking than The Goddess Greed.
Above Goddess Greed want's your money!
I'm sure I will never meet Goddess Greed though it would certainly be a pleasure though I'm sure the cost would be far too high for me as I'm not yet a billionaire, but if things go to plan I may well be one day and if that day comes who knows.
If you'd like to see more of Goddess Greed you can follow her on twitter @TheGoddessGreed and I'm sure she's be only too eager to lighten your wallet for you at her website GoddessGreed.com
WW1 the 100th ANNIVERSARY
As we sit around scouring the internet for images of porn let us take a little time out to pay homage to the millions of young men and women who lost their lives in a futile world war. Edwin Starr sang about war (what is is good for? Absolutely nothin' say it again!) though his song was for those caught up in the confict in Vietam. A place where boys of 17 were sent into battle for a cause that wasn't their's. The valiant youth of 1914 who volunteered to go and fight were heroic but they could not have foreseen the horrors that awaited them in the form of trench warfare and horrific gas attacks. War isn't glamourus like the Battle and Commando comics that were popular in the 60s and 70s made it out to be its horrific. Men laying wounded on the battlefield with their entrails hanging out, trying to push them back in, some with limbs blown off or screaming in agony for their mother's and wives. Sadly the world hasn't learned to live in peace as there is fighting in Palestine, Ukraine and many other places. It's the same old story, the only people who suffer are the civilians who just want to get on with their lives. Perhaps if we were to take a few war mongering politicians and put them in the frontline they may think twice about starting the next one but we all know that will never happen.
MORE STRICT WOMEN
I had planned not to do any work today and spend my time reading my book Reg Kray A Man Apart written by his wife Roberta Kray while chilling with a few cold beers, but this is not the case. Through twitter I have made many new friends such as Heather who runs the London Fetish Fair along with a few dominant ladies who have already been mentioned in my diary. Recently, and I have no idea how this came about I have been corresponding with a lady called Mistress Meena who as a person is respectful and pleasant, (not that I expect her to be that way with her slaves or submissives). It always annoys me when I come across a so called Mistress who thinks that every male she comes across should serve her and pander to her every whim. Thankfully Mistress Meena isn't one of them as if she was I wouldn't be writing this, I'd be doing what I planned, reading my book. Although Mistress Meena is based in Bristol she is coming to London at the end of September and we have plans to meet for dinner, drinks or at least coffee and muffins depending on our schedules. This I am looking forward to.
Above right Mistress Meena, you can see more of her on her website MistressMeena.co.uk and follow her on twitter @Mistress_Meena
GUIDE FOR BLOGGERS
Bloggers are welcome to my images but only when giving proper credit, that means linking the picture to the page you found it on my website), no altering of the pictures and especially no cropping out my logo / © copyright / web address and no use on blogs that are in any way commercial, for example through affiliate links.
The do not alter rule also applies to bloggers who give proper credit. I know that some prefer pictures without website logos but unfortunately those get reposted without giving proper credit very quickly.
Due to the attitude of Tumblr who are forever terminating the accounts of those who post only their own © copyright images the above statement does not apply to tumblr blogs meaning images may not under any circumstances be posted.
If you do not abide by what I have stated or you post an image I own the © copryright to you can expect to receive a DMCA takedown request to be issued and an invoice from my lawyer for use of the image plus his fee
A LAZY WEEKEND
It's said that too much work and not enough play makes Jack a dull boy. I feel that recently I have been working much too hard so this weekend I decided to take a break. Yesterday was spent reading Reggie Kray's book A Way Of Life and that I shall continue with today. Yesterday evening was spent with my family at London's South Bank which if you haven't been there in the evening is quite amazing; it's just one big party. The youngsters went on the skyride which is far too scary for me so while they were having their fun I spent my time at the revolving bar. I also spent some time at the rifle range and came away with two soft toys, a rather large cow and a larger white lion much to the annoyance of the stall holder.
This week is going to be a busy one for me so I'm not sure when the next gallery will be added though I have begun working on it. This will be a Femme Domme gallery of Sam Johnson as Mistress Samantha giving a good bare bottom caning to John Rundell. John plays the part of a perverted school teacher who was caught by the headmistress looking up the girls' skirts.
For all the lovers of schoolgirl spanking (grown up ones of course) I've added a free spanking gallery of the first scene of the video of the same name. This features Sally Cavendar as the newly appointed and very strict head girl and Sam Johnson and Georgina Springthorpe as two hapless schoolgirls who get their bare bottom spanked strapped and caned for arriving late to a class Sally was put in charge of. You can see all the pictures by clicking here
EBAY SCAMMER THE OUTCOME
As Imentioned some days ago my wife and I sell DVDs on eBay that we have watched and no longer want to keep. We sell these for a quid as buy it now as all we really want to do is get shot of them. Sometimes we are given a DVD as a gift and sometimes it is something we're not interested in so we sell them as new. Recently we sold a DVD that was still shrink wrapped. The buyer rasied a claim against us saying that it was not as described. I can only assume a claim was raised because I sent her a copy of the proof of postage certificate when the item was posted and she felt she couldn't clain it wasn't received. eBay in their infinite wisdom closed the case in her favour and gave her a refund but they also found I wasn't at fault and didn't take the money from me. When I queried this with eBay's customer service they told me that as the item was low value they resolve issues this way to keep the buyer happy. I bet the bloody buyer is happy! Perhaps I should start being devious and do the same though somehow I wouldn't be able to sleep at night unlike some.
FIFTY SHADES OF GREY (THE MOVIE)
As if it wasn't bad enough being bombarded with Fifty Shades Of Grey (the book) everywhere you turned now we have to suffer the movie (thanks to a friend of mine who posted a link to the trailer on her facebook page). Women across the land are wetting their panties and the thought of being dominated by Christian Grey. Oh really! I'm sure that if you asked these women to actually do these things for real as in real BDSM play they would run a mile. It's a life-style girlies, something I doubt you could ever understand.
A PUNISHING VIEW
When I scripted the video the main character was based on my local estate agent who at the time was rather chuffed that it had been based on him. I've just added a free spanking gallery of all the stills taken at this video shoot and you can see them by clicking here.
Right: Estate agent Mr. Kramer played by Nick Baker gives Katie Wilkins played by Brandi Bailey a good spanking for stealing a bottle of her favourite tipple while viewing a property.
WHAT A SCORCHER
It's been far too hot today so rather than do the things I should be doing such as raising invoices and paying HMRC I decided to take my misses to the South Bank of the River Thames and have plenty of beer and ice cream. It's surprising how much the banks of the rive have changed. Whan I was a lad it was all derelict wharfs and warehouses; today as you will probably know it is very up market with much going on, much to see and much to eat and drink. One particular young and very talented young lady (busker) caught my eye, Charlotte. Mainly because she was very talented and was singing one of my favourite Fleetwood Mac songs, Everywhere while accompanying herself of accoustic guitar. Well worth the the few quid that I put in her collection box. If I have any complaint about today it has to be directed at McDonalds whose McFlurries that my wife and I had could have passed for milk shakes. Other than that a good day was had by all.
On a tangent, listening to Spotify while updating my website T'Pau's Secret Garden came on. I have tweeted the gorgeous redhead @caroledecker asking if it can be renamed The Secret Beer Garden for the day due to the heat as that's where I'd like to be. The lovely Carol has since favourited my tweet, one reason I like her as she is not like some celebs who are up themselves. She is also very hot but that's another story.
SQUATTER'S RIGHTS - THE HOME COMING
I've added a new free spanking gallery the first part of Squatter's Rights featuring Nick Baker and Barbara Carlise how incidentally was a contestant in a TV game show featuring Keith Chegwin and several other contestants completely naked. As we wanted new bare bottoms for this video we used an agency for the first time. The agency sent us some photos and Barbara looked right for teh part and was hired though when she arrived she was shocked as she had no idea that she was booked for a spanking video and that she was expected to be spanked for real. Thankfully she was a real sport and took the spanking and caning of her bare bottom very well even though she had never been spanked before. Though I understand her husband was none to pleased when he saw the state of her arse.
R.I.P DORA BRYAN
Sadly Dora Byran passed way today. I've enjoyed and laughed at her many performances in the Carry On films such as Carry On Cabbie, Matron, Camping and Teacher where she split her tight PE shorts when she bent over and many more. Thank you for the laughs Dora may you rest in peace though I'm sure you are having a right old Carry On in that big film studio in the sky.
MISTRESS TERESA MAY
More pictures of Mistress Teresa May punishing her slaves in her London Dungeon have been added to the free gallery. Don't you wish it was you she was punishing, just like her slave Steve Bickers.
BLOGGING © COPYRIGHT PICTURES
Over the past few days there has been much spoken about regarding pictures being taken from websites and scanned from magazies such as Janus and posted by bloggers on social networking sites such as tumblr. I'm sure those posting these pictures didn't realise they were violating the copright of others by posting a few images here and there but the crux of the matter is they were. You legally can only post images that belong to you, that you took or created. Posting a few of your favourite spanking pictures or spanking models may not seem like a big deal and at the end of the day most producers of spanking content and publishers of spanking magazines would probably turn a blind eye, which my friends at Janus did. It was only when complete photo sequences were scanned and posted in their entirity did people start to feel agrieved. It's not easy seeing material that you spent money on being posted for free. The cost of a spanking shoot is rather expensive. Most spanking models want an arm and a leg to do do a shoot especially if it involves being spanked for real, and why shouldn't they. Then there's the location and the cost of a photographer if you're not taking the pictures yourself. The cost of publishing a magazine isn't cheap go and ask your local printer what it will cost you for a few thousand A4 size magazines to be printed on decent paper then there's the cost of paying someone to edit it and someone to do the layout. If you want a few colour pages the cost goes through the roof. Then there's distribution costs. Back in the day when spanking magazines were regularly published retailers would generally only take them on a sale or return basis. So you can see things don't come cheap. People like Janus have every right to sell their wares in digital format and if the world and it's mother scans and posts entire sections or complete magazines and post them on social networking sites they're not going to sell much. I'm sure if the latest novel by James Patterson was scanned and posted for free you'd soon get a call from his publishing house along with a huge bill for copyright infringement. So why should spanking magazines and spanking material be treated differently?
Today I spoke with the owner of Janus who informed me that they are adding guidelines for bloggers on their website to combat what has become a thorn not only in their side but in the saide of many in the spanking industry and whan that happens I shall post links to it.
MISTRESS TERESA MAY'S DUNGEON
If you've ever wondered what it would be like to visit Mistress Teresa May in her W1 London dungeon now you can. Today I've added a free gallery showing this strict and dominant femme fatale punishing her slaves and how they worship the very ground she walks on. You can also see just what devious and painful devices she has in store to make you suffer and squirm in torment.
Like most people I would rather solve issues amicably without confrontation and it's always good when the person who you have issues with is of the same opinion as it makes life so much easier and pleasant so hat's off to you sir.
REAP WHAT YOU SOW
If you post hateful messages on a blogging site such as poems wishing someone dead and implying they should put a plastic bag over their head can you be surprised when they don't come dancing to you with a gift of cup cakes but act towards you with venom.
RESPECTING OTHER PEOPLE'S PROPERTY
In this digital age it's all too easy to use other people's interlectual property either intentionally or unintentionally though you can get bitten in the bum if you do either. Images on the web belong to someone, they created it and own the rights to it. Likewise publishers of magazines own the right to the content as does the photographer who took the published photographs. When a photograph is taken the copyright imediately goes to the photographer who in turn can grant license for usage so if you don't have license you shouldn't use it for any purpose whether commercial or not. I can understand people who like to share their passion for spanking with others and post their favourite spanking pictures and if this is the case I'm sure most people would turn a blind eye. However, if you take the mickey and scan complete articles from magazines and post them on a blogging site I see no reason why you would expect that to be acceptable and the publisher of whatever magazine to get the rats and come after you with a vengence. Likewise if you use an image of someone elses and crop off their copyright logo. There are many companies who pay to have their copyright images policed and if you get caught using them then you are in for a big surprise and hefty bill. Try using Getty images for free and see where that gets you.
Regarding the use of images on blogs taken from spanking magazines my thoughts and comments are purely mine; publishers of magazines may take a different view which is their perogative and act and issue a DMCA take down request for each and every image which is their right or that of the photographer.
I would like it known that tumblr have on file documentation confirming that I am authorized to issue DMCA take down notices for any that I issue.
A TRAGEDY FOR THE WORLD
Like the rest of the world I was horrified when I saw on the news that a Malaysian airliner had been downed. Apart from the tragic loss of life of those on board and the families who's lives have been devastated by the loss of a loved one this is a tragedy for the whole human race. It's events like this that lead to world wars and as we all know the next one will be of the nuclear kind and will sure wipe out all life on our planet. Also on the news I saw Israel had sent in ground forces to, in the works of their spokesman, eradicate Palestinian holes. I can understand that Israelis are unhappy about missiles and rockets being lauched at their cities but if Israel wasn't occupying Palestine and making settlements for it's own people and Palestine was pure Palestinian there would be no need for them to do so.
On a brighter note: two new free spanking galleries of Brigella have been added 'Maid Full Of Tears' and 'Another Painful Lesson'
MORE BLOODY NONCES
Yesterday I was quite dismayed when I saw that the CPA (Child Protection Agency) had arrested 660 suspected paedophiles. Obviously I wasn't dismayed because these people had been caught as that is cause for celebration but dismayed at how many nonces there are. I just don't understand how someone can find looking at children being abused and exploted a turn on. I hope that those nasty creeps who spend their time scouring the web for images of children being abused and downloading them and who haven't yet been snared by the authorities are shitting bricks.
MAID FOR PLEASURE GALLERY
A gallery containing all the stills taken while shooting the video Maid For Pleasure that features the gorgeous Lesley Sey as the personal maid of the bastard Earl Of Greythope's nephew being spanked strapped and caned by her devious master has been added to my free spanking galleries. Though there is a sting in the tail and if you have been lucky enough to watch the video you will know what I mean.
Another of my tumblr accounts has been terminated today, not that is was unexpected. Look guys, let's get one thing straight. Your blogging site is crap and the way you manage it is atrocious. It doesn't bother me for a minute that you delete my accounts on a daily basis. I only user your site to send tweets to a good networking site which is twitter otherwise I wouldn't give a rat's arse about your shitty site and certainly wouldn't use it.
Like lots of people my wife and I sell our unwanted odds and sods on eBay, not so much for the money though that is nice but mainly to declutter. We sell many DVDs on there that we have watched and no longer wish to keep usually for just £1 as a but it now. We do our best to be good and responsible eBayers. Sadly there are many scammers about who think nothing of trying to cheat you out of the few pennies that you get after paying extortionate eBay seller fees and PayPal (which you have to take) charges. Recently I sold a copy of DOOM, sent the buyer a proof of postage certificate to show that the item had been posted to the correct address hopefully prevent the usual cry of I didn't receive my item I want my money back. Yes the buyer did receive the DVD but said it didn't play. How strange as it played on my DVD player fine. Giving the buyer the benefit of the doubt I issued a refund and blocked the buyer from making further purchases from me. This morning I received another claim from a buyer claiming that a DVD was not as described. The DVD was brand new, shrinked wrapped and the details of it were taken from eBay using their option of searching using the ean number. Wondering if I had made a mistake I looked carefully at the listing, all was in order with no mistakes, nothing misleading so I cannot understand how the buyer has the audacity to raise a not as described claim. I have no intention of giving this person a refund off by own back and have high hopes that under the circumstances eBay will rule in my favour as I cannot see any reason why they wont. No doubt I'll post the outcome next week sometime. Incedentally, both of these buyers were female and both I'm sure could do with having their bottom bared for a dozen stokes of stinging rattan which may put them off making false claims in future
GOING FOR THE ONE
Tumblr have already deleted the new account that I made this morning but hey, I made a new one already. I wonder how long this will last of if I will get a hat trick. Oh to be a rich man cause if I was legal proceedings would be started. I wonder if a no win no fee lawyer will take my case for me.
NEW HARRISON MARKS KANE GALLERY
Today I've added a new spanking gallery to celebrate the late George Harrison Marks founder of Kane spanking magazine and the legendary Kane videos. All of the images are used with the kind permission of my long time friend Ms Harrison Marks and GHM Enterprises. I shall be posting pictures from the Kane videos that I scripted, some of my favourite Kane pictures and many vintage spanking pictures from the early days of Kane. I'd like to take this opportunity to thank Ms Harrison Marks for her kindness in letting me use these images.
OOPS THEY DID IT AGAIN
Today the toads at tumblr terminated yet another of my accounts which was something I expected. So let me see, it's alright for big time losers like spankport who has probably never spanked a cute feminine bare bottom in his life and in fact could do with having his own arse spanked to steal pictures from here there and everywhere and post them on his blog including images that are clearly marked with copyright info; but it seems it's not alright to promote your own site. How strange. I do hope that one day the European courts get tough with tumblr (owned by Yahoo incidentally) like they have with Google and the other file sharing sites that ISPs such as BT and Sky are legally obliged to block access to because of copyright infringement. If that day ever comes I'm sure I shall wet my self laughing.
Today is my wedding anniversary and tonight I shall be celebrating the fact by treating my family to dinner this evening. I'd like to take this opportunity to thank my beautiful wife for many years of pure happiness.
Today the toads at tumblr terminated another of my accounts which was something I expected. So let me see, it's alright for losers like spankport who has probably never spanked a bare bottom in his life in fact could do with having his own arse spanked to steal pictures from here there and everywhere and post them on his blog including images that are clearly marked with copyright info; but it's not alright to promote your own site. How strange. I do hope that one day the European courts get tough with tumblr (owned by Yahoo incidentally) like they have with Google and the other file sharing sites that ISPs such as BT and Sky are legally obliged to block access to because of copyright infringement. If that day ever comes I'm sure I shall wet my self laughing.
Like the majority of the country I have been spending my evenings watching the world cup and I was more than surprised to see Brazil get spanked 7-1 by Germany. My late cousin David was born in Brazil so that is who I was rooting for though it was quite hilarious seeing the hosts suffer such a humiliation. I'm also rather pleased that the traitorous Robin Van Perse will not be picking up a winners or even a runners up medal.
DIAMONDS ARE A GIRL'S BEST FRIEND
Yesterday my daughter became engaged and her fiance put a rather large rock on her finger to show her marital status. I guess it's time for me to go and treat myself to a new whistle and flute and prepare my speech. This wedding will be one of the best ever for sure.
BUSINESS IS BOOMING
Contrary to what some think business is booming in the world of magazine sales and hopefully it's going to get better as I have a source who has copies of vintage Janus, Blushes, Uniform Girls and many other vintage spanking magazines in what can only be described as brand new condition as they have been kept in plastic covers. If there is a particular magazine thay you are seeking and would like to know if it's available please email me at email@example.com
FREE SPANKING GALLERY UPDATED
My free spanking gallery is updated with lots of spanking pictures including Jean Bradley getting her bare bottom strapped hard by Steve Bickers, headgirl Sam Johnson caning a schoolgirl's bare bottom, ERTachel Lloys getting her bare arse paddled by Miss Teresa May, red hot lesbian spanking with Sally and Stephanie and headmistress Teresa May caning bad boy's on their bare bottom
Sometimes I wonder what is wrong with people as it beggars belief how now nasty people can be even wishing death up on you. The reason for their spiteful venom is brought on because they have DMCA take down requests issued against them when they use other people's images without consent. I have no qualms about upsetting these losers as I know many people who have ceased producing spanking material and publishing spanking magazines because of the vast amount of image theft and scanning of magazines. Perhaps these losers should take a look here and understand that they cannot use other peoples material for free and that they can find themselves being sued for copyright infringement.
SUCH IS LIFE
Today and I'm sure much to the delight of some my tumbr account was terminated. C'est la Vie. Of course, it's not the end of the world and if I'm honest I was spending far too much time on there anyway when I should be doing other things. No doubt someone reported me for using tumblr for promotion purposes which is what I was doing. I'm sure there will be celebrations and much jumping for joy because I have been banned. However, you don't need a tumblr account to view it so that I can do and I can still find and issue DMCA takedown requests when I find my images being used so all is not lost and that I shall do when I'm feeling bored or vindictive. Nothing is forever though it was fun while it lasted. Now I can spend my time doing things that earn me pennies and leave tumblr to the losers who have nothing better to do with their lives.
THE POLICE HAVE BEEN INFORMED
Over the past few days there has been some rather unpleasantless going on which has left me no option but to involve the boys in blue who are now investigating the matter. Hopefully they will soon be knocking on someone's door.
ROLF THE PERV
Today another celebrity nonce got his just desserts. Rolf Harris who sang about two little boys and tying a kangaroo down was sentenced to five years nine months as a guest of her majesty though you can bet your last Rolo that he will be out much sooner than that. The only good thing about this is knowing that there will be some big boys who will love to get hold of his middle leg and his didgeridoo. Sweet dreams Rolfie baby.
USE OF COPYRIGHT IMAGES
There's been much debate on tumblr regarding the posting of pictures, those that are scanned from magazines and those that are found on the web and which bloggers feel are fair game to be used as they are surely public domain. I've always been of the opinion that if a picture isn't yours you have absolutely no right to use it as it belongs to someone else. Many spanking member's websites such as the Kane website have shut up shop because of the high volume of image theft. My website, this one, is not a member's site and I began it to share my photos with others and for free. However, it does rile me when I find images that have had my logo cropped off and used elsewhere. I'm sure if you were in my position you'd feel the same.
Recently I came upon an article from a blogger who innocently found themselves sued for posting an image she found on google. She was issued with a DMCA takedown notice which she complied with, she was also in her own words upset that she had used someone's image illegally but she had no understanding of how copyright works and had just done the same as many others had. Now she understands that ignorance of the law is no defence.
I have no desire to been seen as getting on my high horse with this post I just wanted to inform others who have the same misunderstanding of how copyright works and have no desire to be the target of litigation whether it be for a spanking picture, their favourite pop star actress or a celeb who is in the news such as Rolf Harris is today.
Because of this I have removed all images from my website that I used in non spanking articles such as the Stuart Hall investigation so I know for sure that I will not get an email with an invoice attached for use of an image that I don't really need.
Click here to read the article regarding the use of copyright material
Today was the service for my nephew David L. at a S.E. London crematorium. David sadly passed away aged just fifty leaving behind a wife, four children and three grand children. Whatever world he has moved on to he is with his brother Bryan and his son Michael and no doubt they are making mischief together. RIP guys.
HARRISON MARKS KANE IMAGES
My dear friend Ms Harrison Marks has kindly given me licence to use images that are © copyright Kane now GHM Enterprises and for that I give my thanks. The late George Harrison Marks was a good friend of mine and it would have been a shame if his legacy of spanking pictures were to end up all over the web uncredited as the Kane website no longer exists. I am grateful to Ms Harrison Marks for her generosity in permitting me to use these images ensuring the name Harrison Marks and Kane is not forgotten.
1) Nick Baker and Sara in A Fare Deal
2) Sam Johnson in part one of Three Punishing Tales (The Car Boot Sale Bargain)
Although I have had the pleasure of spanking and caning many a female bottom it's always a pleasure to take a new young lady across me knees for a good old fashioned spanking and having her touch her toes so that her bare cheeks can be striped with a devilish rattan cane. Today I received such an offer but sadly the lady in question is in the USA so unless she gets her backside over here it isn't going to happen. I'm also hoping to coerce this lady in to sending me a picture of her bottom so I can see (and so can all of you) what the target looks like. And if she can't make it well all I can say is it's going to have to be you @HeatheryDoune
It's not often, in fact it doesn't happen that someone takes the time to leave a message in my guest book but a nice lady by the name of Jadelyn has done just that. She says that she really likes my website and spanking pictures, especially those of Jean who she would love to be spanked by. Normally I would be rather jealous of the fact that a lady would want to be spanked by Jean and not me but as Jadelyn lives across the pond in the USA I can't see either of use getting our hands on her bottom and giving it a good hard spanking.
HOW TO KILL SOMEONE
Yesterday while taking a walk to my local high street I spotted many blue flashing lights. As I got closer I realised that the blue lights were from many police cars. I also noticed that the road had been cordened off and that a car was crunched up against the roadside pedestrian safety railings. However that was not all. The car had hit a cyclist and the poor man had been crushed between the front of the car and the railings. I asked one of the policeman if the he had been badly injured but my instinct was that he would have been as an air ambulance isn't called out for minor bruises. The policeman replied that it was quite bad and he wasn't sure if he would survive. I have my fingers crossed in the hope that he does.
It has always surprised me that this particular road doesn't have any speed humps as it is quite a wide road in a very built up area. The speed limit is 30 MPH but people travel down it at far higher speeds, frequently on the their mobile phones talking and unbeliveably texting. A recipe for disaster and yesterday it happened. I'm not saying that the driver in this instance was doing either, it may be that he didn't see the cyclist and either hit him without realising or that he lost control of the car when he did see him though I'm sure the police will find out what did happen. As a motorist I don't use my phone for any reason when I'm behind the wheel nor do I drink and drive, nor do I speed. I have no wish to portray myself as a goody two shoes but all of the things I've mentioned are unacceptable.
THE WORLD CUP
As it was expected the England team are as the song goes ''coming home'' not managing to qualify for the knock out stages and getting just one point. Ah well, it could have been worse, not much worse but it could have been nil points just like the Eurovision song contest. Mind you, the amount of dodgy decisions I have seen given and penalties not given like the poor Iranian team when they played Uruguay. The Suaruez ''Jaws'' incident and a host of others does nothing to reinforce that some officials just may be a little corrupt (allegedly).
Today I saw on twitter what this perverted man had allegedly done to corpses. If what I read is true it beggars belief and his depravity.
FATHER'S DAY AND OUR SAD LOSS
Sunday June 15th as father's day and as usual the day started with breakfast in bed followed by the opening of cards and gifts from my son and two beautiful daughters. Sadly the happiness wasn't to last long as my wife took a phone call and passed me the phone with tears in her eyes saying it's your sister-in-law. My immediate thought was that my 90 year old mother had passed away but it wasn't it was my nephew who has finally secumbed to cancer late Saturday afternoon. My brother had already had one of his sons taken from him, a handsome young man in his twenties. My nephew was fifty, still far too young to be taken from us. The only good thing is that D. is no longer suffering any pain. R.I.P D.L.
PLEASURE AND PAIN
It was back in 1987 when I first heard the captivating voice of Carol Decker the front woman of T'Pau. I drove my wife and her cousin who was staying with us for a couple of years crazy as I constantly played the album Bridge Of Spies on my car cassette with China In Your Hand and Thank You For Goodbye being my favourite tracks. On my final day with one particular company I left with China In Your Hand (Reprise) playing as I drove out of the works gates. We all have a particular taste in women and I have strong liking for redheads as many of my friends know and they don't come hotter than this particular one. The reason for me mentioning Carol on my blog is that T'Pau are currently touring to promote their new album which is called Pleasure And Pain. As Bruce Springsteen sang ''It takes a redheaded woman...'' You should know the rest. If you want tickets for this tour it might be an idea to follow @caroldecker on twitter or check out her website www.tpau.co.uk where you will recieve lots of info.
I often wonder what happend to Princess Anna my Poison Girl and guess what... She wasn't a redhead!
FREE GALLERY UPDATED
FREE Spanking GalleryThe free gallery has been updated with lots of hot pictures including Stephanie who gets her bum caned by Steve Bickers in the garded on a Red Hot Summer's Day
6th JUNE 1944 D DAY
Today marks the 70th anniversary of the D. Day landings, an event that would greatly contribute to ending WW2. As you go about your daily routine today spare a thought for the young men and women who not only lost their lives but went through a living nightmare seeing and suffering a living hell. The suffering of immense pain, losing limbs and having their insides ripped out. It's easy to take the life you and I have for granted. Youngsters complain if they don't have the latest hi tech gadget or designer trainers. These days food is plentiful the supermarkets are full of every conceivable food. We have widescreen TV's mobile phones cars and almost everything we could wish for. My late father was involved in D. Day albiet as a young man of a mere 17 years of age. He was in the navy. He told me what it was like to be waiting around knowing what was to come. Thankfully he was on a ship and didn't have to face the horror of those who were assaulting the beaches.
Today we are part of the European community. Unelected politicians dictate to us from Brussels. I am old enough to remember the debates about whether the UK should join the common market as it was then known and as a platform for commerce it seemed a good idea. However it that has now changed and we are slowly losing our identity and becoming part of the United States of Europe. Is this what our fathers and forefathers fought for. I think not!
If you read this, please take some time and try putting yourself in the place of those involved in the D. Day landings and realise the horrors that would have been waiting for you. Spare a thought for those who suffered and those who died and count your blessings that you weren't there. Give thanks and much respect to those who made the ultimate sacrifice for the freedom we take for granted today.
PAULA MEADOWS SPANKED
It's more than ten years ago that I purchased my first copy of Februs that was edited by Paula Meadows. Februs number one came shrink wrapped as it came with a free cassette tape on which Paula speaks about spanking and not only that the lady gets a spanking herself. Oh what a delight it was to hear the sound of spanks being administered to her bare bottom. I was lucky in the fact as this wonderful lady signed the cover of my tape, something that I truly treasure. I would have thought that new copies of Februs number one complete with the tape were as rare as rocking horse shit but no, today I came across a batch of them and I am selling on my vintage spanking magazine website. I have a limited amount of these so if you want one you'd better be quick. Click here to buy your copy before they've all gone and you are left disappointed.
It's been a while but I've decided to create another account on tumblr to share some of my spanking and other pictures. I've mentioned on my blog that I have no objection to people reblogging and sharing them so long as my copyright logo isn't removed along with the links to this website. Sadly there are still arseholes out there who abuse this, in fact one arsehole who goes by the name of Alex thinks it's fine to flip images, photo-shop them so that the subject of the image is totally different. This is just not on. The image in question is this one which is of Brigella being spanked by Miss Foxxx. Tumblr have been contacted and a DMCA takedown request issued and the image has now been removed. Flagrant breach of copyright in this manner will result in a DMCA takedown request being issued to the poster not just on tumblr I will take the same action against any website. It should also be noted that I do employ the service of a copyright solicitor who is based in London and a very good one at that. As I previously mentioned, I have no objection to my images being reposted so long as the copyright logo isn't removed and they link back to this site and I don't think this is too much to ask. If you can't play fair and you use my images to your own end I will find you and I will have my solicitor take out a court order against the site the images have been posted on instructing them to hand over your IP address and through that they will find you and seek punitive compensation for the use of the images. All things considered, there isn't any reason you can't play fair, is there!
On the 17th May my daughter and I went to the O2Indigo to Belinda Carlisle's concert. Although my daughter isn't a fan of Belinda's as I am she came along with me and what a wonderful night we had. Although we had been to the main O2 arena to see Kylie and Girls Aloud this was our first time at the indigo and to be honest it was much better than the arena. The view was much better as we were quite close to the stage and we were quite close to the bar. The only down side was that we had a complete muppet who was absolutely huge dancing in the isle, this obese woman didn't block our view but the sight of her bouncing around was most distracting and it was quite tempting to record it on my phone but as I didn't fancy getting arrested I gave it a miss.
Although I have seen Belinda before my best memory is of the intimate concert at the Pigalle Club in London's Piccadilly as we had a table directly in front of the stage and when I say close to the stage I mean close it was amazing. I also managed to get Belinda to sign my ticket as she left the stage.
Heaven surely is a place on earth.
UP THE GOONERS
Isn't it bloody typical that the day of Belinda's concert also happened to be the day of the Captal One cup in which Arsenal were playing some team, who was it now? Oh yes, Hull. Thankfully my wonderful daughter came to my rescue and invited me to watch the match at hers with her husband. Sounded good to me. Not only that she cooked a wonder roast lamb dinner and dessert of chocolate ice cream and strawberries. Pure heaven!. What a wonderful day, shame every day can't be the same.
Today convicted nonce Stuart Hall had his sentence doubled to thirty months for abusing underage girls. One word sums up my thoughts. Good! It's a shame he was only given thirty months as if I'm not mistaken he will only serve half and can serve two months on a tag meaning that this nasty man will be back amongst us in just thirteen months and it wouldn't surprise me in the least if he was released earlier. The good news is that neither inmates or screws like nonces so I'm quite confident that he wont enjoy his stay in HM's hotel.
Talking of nonces, all seems quiet on the ''alleged'' nonce Rolf Harris front. The recent batch of prosecutions of celebrities who I used to watch on television when I was young makes me feel quite bad, not for them of course but for me as I feel I am slowly being robbed of some of my childhood. I used to enjoy ''It's a Knock Out'' and family get togethers always seemed to include singing along to Rolf Harris' Court of King Caractacus with my uncle Ray trying his best to accompany our howling with his annoying stylophone. Somehow he never got it right and always made it sound like a bee farting! My friend Sandy used to mime to ''I've Lost My Mummy''. Happy days. Who would have thought then that those we used to look forward to seeing would turn out to be the things that nightmares are made of and turn outto be the bogey man we were all afraid of.
SPANKING GALLERY UPDATE
I've added more pictures to the spanking gallery including many pictures of Teresa May as a strict headmistress who spanks and canes naughty schoolgirls and her lazy maid, Ms Harrison Marks of Kane spanking magazine delivering some hard spanks to her maid Helen with of course the help of Kane's resident spanker Steve Bickers, plus some pictures of the lovely Lorraine Ansel who surely has no modesty as she exposes all her charms.
Like many peopleI flog my old odds and sods on eBay to try and earn a few extra pennies. Yesterday I was quite stunned when I was was watching Sky news to see a report stating that eBay had been hacked and advising people to change their passwords. So why haven't eBay sent me and other users a message informing us about this security breach? Why have I and others had to learn about this from the media. Not only that it now transpires that this happened some weeks back. Wouldn't it be nice if they had had the decency to spill the beans as soon as they had realised what had happened. perhaps it's a case of not really caring about their users; perhaps they have more important things to do like trawl my accounts to see if I'm selling a copy of Janus or Kane or some other piece of what they consider ''Adult'' material so they can give me a warning for violating their ambiguous adult policies. How strange that eBay.com has a section dedicated to flogging adult material but not one on eBay.co.uk - Though saying that I'd rather not sell spanking magazines on eBay as I'd like to sell them for a little more than 99p and then pay their extortionate seller charges, a percentage of the postal charge and another charge for accepting PayPal even though it's compulsory to accept it.
FREE SPANKING GALLERY UPDATED
I've added more pictures to the spanking gallery including many pictures of Brigella who it seems is still quite popular getting her bare bottom spanked and caned by Steve Bickers, Hamish, Morgan, Marc and Ms Harrison Marks of Kane spanking magazine. Brigella also administers a caning to her lazy maid Rebekah Jordan's rather plump bare buttocks
YES SIR, NO MADAM
Last night I was watching the press review on Sky News and I was amazed by one of the stories. It seems that it's now deemed discriminative for a male teacher to be addressed as ''sir'' when a female teacher is addressed as ''miss''. It appears that some female teachers are whinning because Mr. teacher is called sir and they aren't addressed as ''Madam''. When I was at school some many moons ago a teacher was lucky if he was called sir as our rebelious thoughts were that you're only entitled to be called ''Sir'' if you've been knighted. Of course, I realise that calling a teacher sir is polite and a mark of respect which is something we are taught and if we felt a teacher deserved to be called sir that he would be called. Teachers that we didn't like or didn't earn our respect were usually called something else like bastard or wanker! Female teachers we always addressed as ''miss'' or ''Mrs'' even the deputy head (headmistress) we addressed as Mrs Jones as woebetide us if we didn't. I don't recall any female teacher complain, whine or even ask to be addressed as madam, marm or maam, if they had it wouldn't have happened and we would have just wet our pants laughing. Strange days!
Left: Headmistress Teresa May, one headmistress it's to your advantage to address respectfully.
A WOMAN AND A MAN
On the 17th of the month I have tickets to see Belinda Carlisle at the O2 Indgo and shall be going with one of my beautiful daughters. Today, while watching the football on Sky Sports I decided to listen to some music on my Spotify and enjoy a few shots (understatement) of eighteen year old Glenfiddich. Listening to Belinda Carlisle who is one of my favourite singers and who I have had the opportunity to touch (our hands met while she signed my ticket at the Pigalle club in Piccadilly), yes I know it's sad, my thoughts returned to her songs that for me held many memories. I won't go into intimate details though for me they cannot be erased. Songs like A Woman And A Man now haunt me as the meaning for me is real, it happened. Fool For Love, it happened. So many of Belinda's songs haunt me, Remember September - In To Deep! FFS I sure was, but the haunting is good as it serves to remind me that the grass isn't greener on the other side it's just different. Which brings me to a song by Joni Mitchell that I now love and used to hate Big Yellow Taxi, (you don't know what you've got till it''s gone). Thankfully I didn't lose what I had and I can truly say Whatever It Takes I will be there by your side, anywhere. Which is especially true for one of my daughters, the other is Up The Junction while my wife will always be my Brown Eyed Girl. Put up a parking lot!
GUILTY AS CHARGED
Max Clifford was today sentenced to eight years as a guest of her majesty after being convicted of indecent assault of young girls. It will be interesting to see how much of this sentence is carried out and how many ''privileges'' Mr. Clifford will receive. I'm quite sure he will serve his time in a low security prison not a tough one like Wormwood Scrubbs.
REPRESENTING JANUS OR RATHER NOT AS IS THE CASE
For all the silly buggers out there I'd like to make known that contrary to popular belief I do not represent Janus in any form or on any issue and I do not claim to represent them. In this industry everyone knows everyone else and the owner of Janus is no exception and that is as far as it goes.
Updated 19th July
As with all things in life situations change and Janus and I have a mutual agreement which is our business.
MAX CLIFFORD GUILTY AS CHARGED
Today Max Clifford was found guilty of eight counts of indecent assault and will be sentenced on Friday. I find it quite incredible that many high profile celebrities are being charged with such offences. Max Clifford though is one of few to be convicted of his crimes. It will be interesting to see what his punishment will be and if he gets sent down. My how the mighty fall.
CELEBRATIONS AND SADNESS
Today is a happy day for me as it is my daughter's birthday. It seems like only yesterday that she was born but she is now a grown woman and a beautiful one at that and as a father I couldn't wish for more.
Yesterday I saw a newsflash stating that Peaches Geldof had died at the age of twenty-five. My heart goes out to her father Bob, his and her family. No parent should suffer the pain of out living a child. My brother buried one of his sons many years back and to say the funeral was painful and heart wrenching is an understatement. It is said that only the good die young. Bob Geldof spent much of his life organising charitable projects to assist the starving of this world. Feed the world, let them know it's Christmas time. It's not right that this altruistic man should have his daughter taken from him. R.I.P Peaches Geldof. My thoughts and sympathy are with you Sir Bob Geldof.
ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL
There's good news on the manky Fromage front. I wasn't going to tell my daughter how bad my experience was at 22 Wellington Street the Fromage champagne and cheese cafe but eventually I did as I couldn't bear the thought of her paying out her hard earned money on something that was so crap. This birthday treat of hers was purchased through Amazon Local. This morning she contacted Amazon and explained the situation. As always Amazon were helpful and sympathetic and gave her a full refund which I feel was quite deserved. And there's more good news! What would I like as a replacement birthday gift? she asked. Well a bottle of fifteen year old Glenfiddich wouldn't go amiss, I replied. You can collect it Saturday when you see me she replied. What a wonderful daughter I have. And I'm sure I shall enjoy it much more than some manky fromage and warm champagne.
MOANS AND GROANS
Yesterday it was pointed out to me by one of my twitter followers that a link to the gallery, Debbie Gets The Slipper was corrupt and he was getting a cannot find page. This I checked and fixed. This morning I thought it might be an idea to check the site for other corrupt links and to my dismay I found many. I hasten to add that this is a fault with the site's online editor and that it is not me being a dick head. For some reason when the site is updated and published it has a habitof leaving () in the html link code which shouldn't be there and this is the cause of pages not found. It seems no matter how many times I correct this or edit the site and completely log out as the hosting company have advised it doesn't solve the problem. This situation is a real pain and I often wonder if it's actually worth updating the site as each time I do I find myself spending ages checking links to see if they have corrupted. Today I fixed many links to my free galleries only to republish the site and find they were still corrupt so I had to correct them yet again. Hopefully, all is well now but for how long god knows. What really annoys me about this is it makes my site look un professional. I do realise that it's not a professional website but it's good enough for me and does what I need (when links don't corrupt).
CHAMPANGE, CHEESE AND A RIP OFF
Last Friday I spent the day with my son and what a wonderful day it was too. First stop was a breakfast of eggs benedict and a latte in Cafť Pierre a stones throw from Green Park tube station and next door to The Whisky shop. Breakfast was delightful and I thoroughly recommend it. Our next port of call was the whisky shop where we were able to sample the delights of both single and blended malt whiskies (for free). The staff there were very friendly and knowledgeable and explained why some whiskies were vastly expensive. Needless to say I couldn't take my son there without treating him to a bottle. I also treated myself to a bottle of 15 year old Glenfiddich that is 61 percent proof.
There was two reasons for our day out, one was I had promised to take him for breakfast and the whisky shop before, the other was that I had received a gift of a Champange and Cheese afternoon from on of my beloved daughters for my birthday. After taking a stroll through Soho we eventually ended up in covent garden, looking for number 22 Wellington Street where the Fromage champagne and cheese cafe was located. When we saw it we were both shocked and even more so when we entered. What a dump! The location was pokey, cramped and if I hadn't received the gift I wouldn't have set foot in the place. my son and I managed to take a seat at a table that looked like it has been salvaged from a scrap yard. Eventually we were served a glass of bubbly each and after the walk we had taken it was quite welcome. We did wonder if that was all we were going to get but sometime later a cake stand arrived with various types of cheese and small nibbles of bread that looked as if it was made some weeks ago and looked as far from appertising as you could imagine.
Not being one to worry if I cause offence by walking out of anywhere I asked my son if he fancied going for a steak. "For sure", was his reply. So we up and left the manky "Fromage" and ended up in Smollenski's in The Stand. Heaven. A bottle of bubbly, rib and steak. The meal was marvellous as was the location and the service received. No more manky Fromage for me.
This is there website http://www.frenchbubbles.co.uk/ it might be worth taking a look at tripadvisor.co.uk to see what others think but my opionion is avoid the place like the plague!
Today a message was left on my guest book saying a girl I worked with on many occasions illness had taken a turn for the worse. This saddend me as I have lots of memories of her. As I no longer have contact with her I can only post my well wishes here and hope that if she sees them she understands they are for her.
Last week I bought eighty copies of Janus from a trader at Kempton Park Antiques Fair and to say they weren't a bargain is an understatement as the price was quite high. Looking through the magazines that I purchased I was delighted to see some real classic issues, and some of my favourite photo stories. I felt like I had been reunited with some long lost friends. Janus 22 for instance with the Punishment ballet, this has been my all time favourite as there are some delicious red stripes of the cane on bare bottoms and thighs. Quite painful I would image. There was a copy of issue 48 with Nurse Claire Brierly and number 39 which featured Mr. Jardine in a schoolgirl photo sequence again with some very good colour photos of red striped and welted cheeks. Issue 40 though was a real surprise as this is the first original copy I have seen and I was delighted to see that it contained Paula Meadows in The Punishment Series. Paula must have really suffered for her art as the amount of welts on her bare bottom, back and front of thighs are quite severe. Oh to have been the lucky man administering the punishment.
LUCY BAILEY GETS CANED
One of the perks of editing Kane was having the opportunity to spank and cane many gorgeous girls on their bare bottom. One who left a lasting impression on me was the lovely Lucy Bailey. These days Lucy is purely dominant and has a wicked website TheEnglishMansion for those who enjoy female domination so I feel quite lucky to have spanked and caned this beautiful woman as I cannot imagine she will ever receive a good thrashing whether it be a hand spanking, strapping or bare bottom caning with a swishy rattan. If you want to see how Lucy was caned over her tight pencil skirt and on her bare bottom click here and follow the link to the FREE gallery.
I've also added a FREE gallery of the school bully Debbie getting the slipper after being caught using her position as a prefect to give the new girls a slippering, something that she really enjoys doing as she loves making them take down their knickers then spanking them hard with the slipper until their bum really glows. Click here and follow the link for the FREE gallery.
Yesterday I sold an original copy of Janus and before I sent it to the buyer I coldn't resist taking a nostalgic look through it especially the readers' letters pages. I must admit that this wasn't one of my favourite issues as I the photo-story didn't appeal to me at all. Don't ask why. I didn't buy a copy when it came out due to my then fiances, my first copy if this issue came from a market stall at Harlow market many years back from a man who dealt in second hand books and magazines and on occasions had a few spanking and porn ones. When I was younger I used to swap my Commando magazines there for Parade which then was really soft porn but in those days that was enough for me especially as I've always been a bottom man and those weren't censored. When I got home and looked through this magazine I was well cheesed of as the centre colour pages had been removed. Bastard! Looking through the copy second copy that I had acquired that was complete and which I had just sold I came upon a photo in the readers' letters section and wow, this picture I do remember and I remember it very well. The photo was credited to Janus reader Mr. Jardine, and it certainly rocked my boat. In fact, I'd go as far to say that this is my number one readers' photo of all time. sadly there was no accompanying letter published with it so I can only imagine and fantasise about what was going on. Such a shame. If anyone knows the story behind the picture I would really love to know.
A reader's photo from Mr. Jardine in Janus 37
NO WORK TODAY
As I'm sure you know today isn't a public holiday so why am I not working? I shall tell you. After yesterday's escapade caused by the jobsworth bitch at Harlow council I've spent the majority of the day on the phone calling all and sundry to try and resolve this issue. Thankfully the Essex fire department have been most helpful and tomorrow I have a meeting with with one of their officers who is going to look into the so called problem that the woman at Harlow council has raised so that will three days that no real work will have taken place. I'm sure many of you who read my blog will have come across jobsworths whose purpose in life is no other than to cause as much grief as possible so here's a picture of Master Kain demonstrating just how to deal with them. Calls cost £153 per minute
BLOODY BITCH JOBSWORTH
Today as I began work, yes I do work albeit from home, I had a call from my mum's care worker.
Before I continue my rant at this bitch of a jobsworth who works at Harlow council and who shall remain nameless I'd like to point out that my mum is 89 and has been a widow for more years than I care to remember. My late father fought for his country, this country when he should have been enjoying his youthful days not dodging bullets and bombs. This nameless jobsworth who probably wasn't even born when my father was alive is causing my mum serious grief. My thoughts are to rant and rave and explain in detail exactly what the issue is that has caused this grief but I'm sure that would only fan the flames so that, for the time being at least, I've omitted. When tackled about the issue that my 89 year old mum has caused and a little compassion and compromise asked for her reply is of course...''It's not down to me I only write the letters and send them out''. Really! Well if that is your purpose in life it may be worth you learning some communication skills as the rudely worded letter my mum received could have been written by a five year old, in fact they would have communicated far better. It's such a shame that the TV programme That's Life is no longer aired as this obnoxious woman would surely be first in line for the infamous Jobs Worth award.
On a brighter note. I've added a home page to the site that contains no nudity or anything naughty apart from the masthead image so people can's stumble upon images they might object to without having to nose around.
SPANKED BY HER STRICT AUNT
Today I have added a new gallery Spanked By Her Strict Aunt that features Josie Harrison Marks as the strict aunt and Jay as the neice. The plot is Jay had come visiting and was quite bratty which resulted in her having her bottom bared and spanked. After her spanking and when she thought her aunt wasn't looking show poked out her tongue. Silly girl. She should have known her aunt would see at that she would be in even more trouble and she was, as her aunt did see and the hapless girl was sent to fetch the cane which she dreaded.
I should add that although Jay is submissive and is quite often spanked she truly does hate being caned which is why we just had to include a real caning in the shoot. Aren't we wicked!
Click here to see all 100+ photos of Jay being punished, click here to download a PDF of the story as it appeared in Kane 83
A VANILLA DAY
Life isn't all about spanking and caning young ladies on their bare bottom as much as I'd like it to be. There are times, like today where everyday run of the mill things need to be done such as shopping for essentials such as food. Like most people I drive to the supermarket so I wasn't too pleased when I was cut up by white van man with lots of unsecured hanging out the back of his van which I'm sure is quite illegal.
Now I'm all for eating but I'd prefer not to have to shop for it and for sure I don't like shopping for carpets but that's what today consisted of. So as you can see today has been boring, just like vanilla. The good news is that it's Friday and the weekend cometh which means it's a good excuse to get hold of an eighteen year old (bottle of whiskey that is) and pour myself a long one, not that I need any excuse. To celebrate this I'd like to say cheers and of course ''bottoms up'' just like Yvonne's is for a good strapping from our friend Eddie.
JANUS VINTAGE SPANKING
Yesterday I came across some copies of a Janus Correspondence Special which brought back memories of my spanking youth. Back in the 70s I used to work in London's Oxford Street very close to Wardour Street which is close to Soho which at the time was a hive of sex shops including the Janus shop which was then secreted in Greens Court. In those days the windows were filled with copies of Janus and many other spanking magazines of the day such as Sting and London Life. Entering the shop was like being in paradise as it was brimming with spanking magazines. As I was on a limited budget it was difficult to choose which to buy and which to leave for another day. I usually spent more than I could afford as I feared that some I decided to leave for another day might sell out. If asked to name my favourite photostory I would be hard pressed as there were so many, Wardens End, The Gym Lesson and Professor (what was his name) who also ended up getting his bare ane scrawny arse striped
by a girl with a wicked crook-handled cane
In the number series of Janus there were so many exciting photo sequences that I began a subscription as I didn't want to run the risk of missing any issues. There was the Wedding Night, Shoplifter, Punishment PT, The Schoolgirl Special, The disciplinarian and Sweet Music though my all time favourite has to be Punishment Ballet though there are many latter photo stories that tickle my fancy. In those days Janus was published monthly and as soon as it arrived I read it from cover to cover starting with the readers' letters and hoping that there would be some pictures of readers' wives being spanked. The wait for the next issue seemed like an eternity and I feel sorry for those that haven't felt the excitement and eagerness of awaiting the next issue.
Back then I would never have imagined that I would be involved in the world of spanking, appear in a Janus shoot (privilege Plus) to be exact, edit a spanking magazine, photograph spanking sequences and make spanking video but that I did and of course indulge in some spanking myself. I've also met the owner of Janus who is a remarkable person, Paula Meadows who is a remarkable lady and Stephen Sims who used to edit the Privilege magazines and who gave me some very useful tips and advice.
Janus is truly an institution and I hate to think what the spanking world would be like if it had never existed. Recently I was in Old Compton Street and stood outside the famous number 40 where I had spent many days doing the round (those that have visited the Janus shop will know what I mean). Today number 40 is a men's clothes shop and not a very attractive one at that. The Soho that I knew is dead and buried as you can count the sex shops on one hand. A sign of the times? A sign that the internet is taking over our lives and causing business to close and people to lose their jobs. Images of spanking are freely available an the world wide web but nothing beats curling up in bed with a coffee and a magazine.
A BIT OF A CON
I wonder how many people have purchased an erotic book written by a woman and thoroughly enjoyed it. I'm sure many have. There are many real women who write exciting and sensual stories about BDSM, submission and spanking such as the talented Sarah Veitch, Portia Da Costa, Zak Jane Keir and Phillipa Johnson who has a short story in Hot Cheeks. Oh sorry, the latter, Phillipa Johnson doesn't fall into that category because the writer (according to their twitter) is male. I've known for sometime that there is many males writing under feminine nom-de-plumes and I've always felt that this is a bit of a con. A learned friend of mine asked why it should matter who it's written by if you enjoyed reading it. Well it does to me. I can relate this to a stag night I attended some years ago where the groom to be enjoyed a blow job in a local pub given by a sexy stocking clad strippogram dressed as a WPC. When all was said and done he stood at the bar while the strippogram licked her lips clean and announced to all ''That was the best blow job I've ever had''. Ta Rah! The strippogram took off a wig and exposed a huge penis. Seeing this the groom threw up and wanted to beat the crap out of anyone he could lay his hands on which thanks to being rather intoxicated didn't happen. Was it still the best blow job he ever had? Probably not. I rest my case.
A friend of mine tweeted that she wants her future partner to be able to pull her Bunny Ears really tight. Bunny Ears! Now this saying is something new to me so I could only surmise as to what she was referring to and I couldn't have been further off target if I tried. It transpires that what she was referring to is the laces of her corset and there was me thinking it was her... Oh never mind, lets just say I must have a dirty mind.
Today I have added PDF files of Lesley An Invitation which is the interview I did with her and when I spanked and caned her lovely bare bum all afternoon and the Kane interview with Clarissa Armstong
You can download Lesley's interview here and Clarissa's here
ABUSING YOUR POSITION
Over the past few days many celebrities have been in the limelight for the wrong reasons which has been alleged sexual abuse and rape. Many of them have now been to court and have left free men as they were found not guilty. Many of these alleged assaults go back forty or so years and it has been questioned that how can a person remember something that happened so long ago so clearly.
When I was a mere lad of fifteen fresh from school and very naive if not innocent I worked at what was then W. H. Smith and Son Ltd in the record department which was where I wanted to be. The store's manager was a Mr. M***** who was the spitting image of Arthur Lowe of Captain Mainwarring fame. His wife also worked in the store. It was common knowledge that Mr. M. had a nasty habit of fondling the younger males bottoms whenever the chance arose which I know from personal experience was true! Many's the time I was serving a customer when I felt his grubby hands fondling my buttocks and of course it upset me. Not knowing what to do I told my mum what was happening and her reply was just ''Well tell him to stop,''. Very easy to say and do. Well at the time it wasn't as this was forty-three years ago and in those days the manager of a store was god, just as bumptious as Captain Mainwarring was as the bank manager and Captain of his home guard platoon only he is a fictional character. What happened back then I remember vividly which makes me empathize with those who have made allegations against celebrities for events that happened in the seventies. All of this hasn't made me feel like contacting W. H. Smith to claim compensation for what was certainly abuse of position nor has it made me want to go crying to plod to have Mr. M. investigated. Anyway, the dirty old bugger is by now more than likely pushing up the daisies.
Tony and Margaret are a normal couple living in south London who use corporal punishment within their marriage rather than have a bad atmosphere if one of them upsets the other or does something that in their opinion warrants punishment. Being reader's of Kane they contacted the Kane office and invited Josie and myself to pay them a visit and see just how the situation works. I've uploaded a PDF file of the article that appeared in Kane 85 which has many pictures which you can download and read in its entirity by clicking here.
GONE TO POT TOO
Tony and Margaret with their love of spanking wanted to feature in a Kane video and were happy to play the part of the parents: Margaret as KaraJaynes' mum and Tony as Louise's dad. KaraJayne and Louise played the parts of schoolgirls who were caught drinking and experimenting with some lesbian lust whioch ended up with them both being spanked by Margaret who incidentally really enjoyed spanking the errant girls. You can download the complete photostory as a PDF file by clicking here
While sifting through spanking magazines that I am selling I came upon some spanking stories of mine that had been published in Kane, Februs and Privilege Plus. I don't profess to be the worlds best writer in fact I am far from it but since my early efforts I'd like to think that my writing skills have improved. It took me many attempts to get a story published in Februs but my tenacity paid off as it happened. Februs' editor Paula Meadows was quite helpful with her pointers as was the editor of Privelege Plus/Club, who was more than helpful and whose advise I am greatful for. Many of my stories were published in Kane, being the editor for a while helped though the late George Harrison Marks did accept some of my fiction. I also stumbled across a tribute to Kane's founder that was published in Kane 70 as this was the first issue of Kane that I put together on my own. George was sadly in hospital and none of us expected him to come out which sadly he didn't. George passed away the week we received Kane 70 from the printer and he never saw my effort though I have no doubt that whatever it looked like he wouldn't have approved as Kane was his baby and while he was alive always would be. This June it will be 17 years since 'The Guv'nor' left us. Where did the years go. I'm sure George and the late Sir Larry Greythorpe (Larry Barnes) are having a whale of a time on a great spanking platform somewhere in the sky.
Left: our tribute to GHM
On Saturday one of my darling daughters and her family came over for lunch and like all guys her hubby wanted to watch the football. The only match being shown at the time was West Ham Vs Swansea City which was on BT Sports. While watching the game my daughter spotted Eve Vorely sitting next to David Sullivan. In my niavity I asked her if they were related and was surprised to be told they are husband and wife. Many years ago I used to buy men's magazines such as Whitehouse and Playbirds and Eve featured in them many times. Although I've never met Eve and I doubt if I ever will I somehow acquired a photo of the gorgeous lady which she signed to me though I have absolutely no idea how it came about. Jim Capaldi must have known something when he sang ''Eve, there's a woman in your eyes'' Not surpisingly Eve still looks as gorgeous as ever. Thank you Eve.
RAIN RAIN GO AWAY...
come back on another day, is what I remember singing as a child though I used to change it to come back on a washing day that generally earn't me a clip round the ear. At present it seems like it's been raining forever and I'm thinking of investing in an ark. So please rain... will you go away and come back say october.
AMERICAN ENGLISH - BUT WHY?
Can someone please explain why Morrissey's Autobiography is written in American English as Mr. Morrissey is of Irish decent and lived and grew up in Manchester. It niggles me when I read any book that is written in American English as in English English there is no such word as ''Gotten'' and Mr. Morrissey should know that the correct spelling is neighbour not neighbor and centre not center to name a few misspellings. Morrissey and Penguin Books you have the right to reply.
TALKING OF SPELLING
Recently I found some PDF files of old spanking magazines that I had put on my iPad and spent a little time reading some readers' letters. As I began to read I was shocked at how many spelling mistakes there were and if Phoenix reader Miss F. Bryant really did compose the letter then she deserves to be on the wrong end of a spanking for so many mistakes in the first few paragraphs.
Chuked (chucked) Amased (Amazed) Independance (Independence) Neice (Niece) Tow (two) Incesantly (incessantly) Decission (Decison) and finally Paked (Packed)
However, after reading the letter in it's entirity I have a stong feeling that Miss Bryant is probably a Mister. The letter describes in detail her punishment at the age of eighteen by a strict aunt that not only spanks and canes her bare bottom but canes it in the presence of her son and invites him to cop a feel of her well spanked hot bottom. Not only that her cousin also slips his fingers between her parted legs and fingers her intimate parts while her aunt is distracted elsewhere. My thoughts on this is that the letter was written by some sad man who doesn't know what sex he is or more than likey was wanking himself silly while putting his fantasy on paper. It wouldn't surpise me if the writer is one of the sad gits on the many spanking forums and chat rooms pretending to be a teenage girl who loves to be spanked! It's a strange old world.
AMERICAN EXPRESS - THE FINALE
Well it took a while but finally American Express have seen the light and their mistakes and have credited my £100 that the dodgy locksmith tried to rip me off plus more than 100 percent of that amount as a goodwill gesture. I has to be said even though I know it's predictable and cheesy but... American Express... That'll do nicely!
NEW GALLERIES ADDED
The Caned Schoolgirls - Sam and Jane thought it would be a giggle to steal the headmaster's cane
Spanked By Her Flat Mate - Rachel gives flat mate Jane a hard spanking for stealing her yoghurt
Maid For Spanking - Jane gets her bare bottom spanked and caned by a client who has a Maid Fetish
Caned By Headmaster Hooper - Bad girl Jane gets her bare bottom strapped and caned
NEW GALLERIES ADDED
Spanked By Mr Hooper - Jane gets a bare bottom spanking and caning from the headmaster
The Drunken Barmaid - Jane gets her bare bottom spanked and caned by the landlord
The Punished Maid - Rebekah Jordan gets her bare bottom spanked and caned by her mistress
The Partying Daughter - Rebekah gets a spanking from her daddy for staying out all hours partying
Today I've been taking a look at those I follow on twitter and it seems I am following many who I don't have anything in common with. I have a big interest in spanking and the world of fetish and BDSM and even though I'm not submissive I have an interest in Mistresses A) because I have a few who are personal friends and B) because many of them are most attractive. You could argue that there are plenty of attractive women on twitter which is of course very true but girls who just spread their legs wide apart and let it all hang out do nothing for me, I'd much rather follow a Mistress who dresses in fetish wear and those who like me have an interest in vintage and retro style and fashion. This is why I've decided to be more choosy who I follow as I seem to be following many old MILFs who do nothing more than tweet images of their hairy twats and that I'd rather not see.
REVAMPED WEBSITE LAYOUT
Yesterday I decided to change the layout or my website as I had become rather bored with the way it was. As expected it took ages to do and much of the pages needed amending to compensate for the new design. I'm sure I will stumble across much that still needs doing over the next few months but I shall eventually get there unless of course I decide to change the layout once again.
If you're a spanking enthusiast like me looking to replace or treat yourself to some classic spanking magazines I've seen many on Amazon for sale
Like most guys I'm a sucker for a good looking woman especially blondes and redheads because blondes are more fun and it takes a redheaded woman to get a dirty job done. Twitter it seems is a good place to find such ladies though most of the truly good looking ones are Mistresses and it's here that I hasten to add that I'm not submissive, quite the opposite in fact and I have a penchant for submissive women to play with. recently on twitter I came across Mistress Helena (@MistressHell) whose proflie picture caught my eye so I decided to take a look through her pictures and made comment on a few. A while later and to my surprise I received notification that Mistress Helena had followed me so I decided to send her a direct message thanking her for the follow back. In the past when I've done this there have been occasions where I have received an unpleasant message back from a mistress who thinks that every male is submissive and her personal slave letting it be known that the recipricant of the message is considered a pay pig and should immediately cough up some hard earned cash to provide for her needs. You'd think that before sending such a message a true mistress would check the tweeters profile, but no... that's probably to difficult for them which is why they fuck up! This time though I was pleasantly surprised as I received a polite and normal message back which has lead to us striking up a conversation.
I have many friends and acquaintences in the fetish scene and they are all respectful, some dominant, some submissive and some that switch and none would be so arrogant as to be otherwise. Thus some who I consider wannabe mistresses have a lot to learn. That said I am certain that Mistress Helena is quite firm and demanding and from the pictures I've seen certainly knows how to treat a slave and if they deserve punishment God help them.
I have a feeling that I will be writing more about Mistress Helena so keep checking back and you may be in for a surprise. Meanwhile if you have the urge to see more of this strict mistress you can follow her on twitter (@MistressHell) or take a look at her website www.manchestermistresshelena.co.uk
Incidently I don't have a problem with pay pigs or Mistresses who enjoy being lavished with gifts and money as many of those I know will confirm, just don't think you can treay me like one because it will never happen in a squillion years!
The above images are used with the kind permission of Mistress Helena.
It's been quite sometime since my days of editing Kane after the sad passing of it's founder George Harrison-Marks and I often think back to those memorable days. Being a fan of spanking bare feminine bottoms myself I was enthralled at being part of the production team and like many readers of Kane I longed to be at a video shoot. Usually those not acting in the video or working on set are not permitted as the girls, and quite rightly so don't enjoy being ogled just for the hell of it so I was quite lucky to be there. That said I did script the video so I did have input and a little direction while the video was being shot.
It wasn't all about seeing girls getting their bare bottoms spanked and caned, not that it wasn't enjoyable; but as I had put together eight issues of Kane I felt that I should be involved. I guess I had a need to be accepted, be part of a team and a well known lady friend of mine agreed. The video filmed that day was ''Squatter's Rights'' which was my idea. The cast was Lorraine Ansel, Zoe-Rose, Barbara and a couple of lucky guys; one who was pretty much a regular in Kane videos. All the girls were wonderful and watching the film being made I was left in no doubt that Kane videos were truly real; the action wasn't faked as the sounds of the leather strap and thwack of the cane slicing across bare bottoms filled the room as did the girls' yelps and cries. Bare as yet unblemsihed bottoms soon became quite red and striped and no doubt quite sore.
Please note: The above stills from the Kane Video Squatter's Rights were taken by Ponytail Pete and are used with the kind permission of Ms Harrison-Marks
AMERICAN EXPRESS (OH NO THANK YOU SIR)
It has to be said that American Express are totally useless and I wish I'd never signed up for their services. Back in November I needed the lock changed on my fron door and found what I thought was a reputable locksmith via google. How wrong I was. Okay, they changed the lock alright but debited my credit card with an additional one-hundred pounds. Giving them the benefit of doubt after all we all make mistakes, I called them and explained the situation. Thankfully I made sure they left me an invoice. They were very apologetic and said the amount had been keyed in wrongly by the operator (the payment was taken over the phone) and they would issue a refund to by AMEX card. This never happened. Thinking the best thing to do was raise a dispute via AMEX which I did. Now you'd think that American Express, big company that they are would resolve the matter quite easily. Wrong! After uploading a copy of the invoice as they asked they keep sending me letters saying that as I have not responded to their request for documentaition they are closing the dispute.
Since then I've spent ages on the phone to them going through the same old story and explaining all with them saying this time it will be resolved blah blah and the money has been creited to my account. Well it hasn't as today I received another letter saying because I haven't sent them the required info they are closing the dispute. You couln't make it up!
So if you're thinking of getting an American Express card think twice! As no, that won't do nicely!
Yesterday I paid another visit to my dentist to fix a tooth I had broken while eating chocolate on Christmas Day. As I lay back in the dentist's chair waiting for the anaesthetic to kick in so he could drill and poke away I tried to think of nicer times and things that made me happy. For some reason I thought about an article that I had read in Februs which if I'm not mistaken was written by Julie Holmes. The article was about pleasure and pain. For some a fierce paddling or thrashing across their bare buttocks with a swishy cane is a turn on, a real thrill which makes others not into the scene think they enjoy pain full stop but as those who are into the seen will attest this is not the case and stubbing your toe or catching your fingers in the car door doesn't cause immense pleasure. I'm not one for having my buttocks beaten whether covered or bare though I understand where they are coming from. I have no objection to administering a spanking, paddling or severe caning across a pair of bare feminine buttocks and there have been many occasions when I have done just that!
Still trying to think of nice things to take my mind away from what was being done to repair my teeth I began to wonder what the dentist's assisant, a very pretty looking girl would look lke without her white coat, in fact without any top clothes wearing just her underwear, needless to say stockings and heels and this brings me to the next part of today's post...
WHERE ARE THEY NOW
Back in my youth one of the highlights of the month was purchasing the latest edition of Janus and with the thought of nurses and stockings in mind my thoughts wandered back to a Janus shoot (Corrective Medicine) that did indeed featured a sexy nurse, one who had her bare bottom thoroughly caned which appeared in Janus forty-eight and featured a model Janus called Nurse Claire Brierley. This particular shoot is a favourite of mine perhaps it's because it featured a nurse though if I'm honest it probably has more to do with the stripeson her bum. There maybe some sceptics out there who feel the cane marks are faked and that I have no reason to think. Over the years I have met many of the girls who worked for Janus and some have told me, including the lovely Lucy Bailey, that even when the shoot was done and wrapped they touched their toes for a proper caning on the bare. I've even done a shoot for one of Janus' sister magazines and have had the pleasure of striping a gorgeous girls' bare bottom when the shoot was over so I have no doubt that the marks are real.